Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 521 freshly registered text trademarks; 234 fully cancelled text marks; and 18 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98728038 | …PAR EXCELLENCE | Yay, let’s start with something golf-related. |
| 97291780 | A STAR IS BORN | Covers a bunch of baby stuff. Class 025 is “bibs not of paper.” Not associated with the movies. |
| 99172817 | AL DENTE CLUB | I love my pasta al dente, and my bread a little bit gummy. |
| 98527737 | ARMY FAMOUS | |
| 98649240 | BAY MERMAID | Raises the question: are mermaids saltwater creatures, or can they also be in freshwater? |
| 99344208 | BE BIBLICAL | Pass, thanks. I like eating shrimp and wearing blended fabrics. |
| 98880572 | BUILTBYGOD | |
| 99358812 | CAT COVEN | This is a coven I’d definitely join. |
| 99370261 | DESERT DEVIANTS | These two “desert” marks just make me cringe, thinking about… |
| 99367200 | DESERT GIRL | …how the American southwest will do as far as water this summer. |
| 99190920 | FAMOUS FOR FREEDOM | |
| 99304708 | GOT FLORA? | Just text on a shirt from a brand called “Earth Pudding.” |
| 98508670 | I BELONG ON THE CALL, IN THE ROOM, AT THE TABLE. | 🎶 I wanna be in the room where it happens. 🎶 |
| 98060832 | KEEP CALM AND SMOKE ON | This one is about BBQ, not about marijuana. |
| 99337001 | LENOX SPICE VILLAGE | I’d never heard of these until about a month ago. |
| 99358599 | LIFE SUCKS | Sometimes, yes. |
| 98958479 | LIVE LUCKY | I feel like I do, in a lot of ways. |
| 99348398 | LOOSEY GOOSEY | I always merge this with “lefty loosey,” and turn things “lefty loosey goosey.” |
| 98455525 | MIND THE GAME | |
| 98977159 | MS. RACHEL | Not that you were using her name anyway, RIGHT? |
| 99012342 | NO CROWNS | NO KINGS!! |
| 98094625 | NO POKER NO LIFE | I played online poker (successfully) until the USA outlawed it. And yet they allow sports betting and prediction markets! |
| 99361000 | PEGASUS | All of the goods “being distributed in connection with mixed martial arts and fitness.” |
| 98521413 | PILATE HOTTIE | Can you drop the S like this, when the name is eponymous? |
| 98183892 | PROPER PRINCESS | The owner’s last name is actually Princess, so I’ll allow it. |
| 98346170 | SIMPLESHIT | |
| 99363718 | SOMETHING TERRIBLE | What a cheerful, upbeat brand name! |
| 98882145 | SPOON ME | Every night, I’m the big spoon to one of my cats. |
| 97783110 | STACK MONEY AND STAY HUMBLE | I feel like there’s nothing humble about visibly stacking money. |
| 98375985 | SURF CHICA | Baffling. A Redbubble shop with 6 items and 0 followers. |
| 97273546 | THC CLUB | Never joined, never will join. |
| 99175473 | UNDER PAR | |
| 98409482 | WE DON’T GOSSIP WE BOSS UP | I’ve had some bosses who were the worst gossips. |
| 98058762 | WHO’S YOUR DADDY | Um, his name is Mike? He lives in Arizona? Why do you ask? |
| 98400956 | WRECKED. | Same dude owns both of these. One is for stickers and swimwear… |
| 98509498 | WRECKED. | …the other is for more clothing, including … swim wear. |
| 99366105 | YOUNG BUCKS | I think they want me to think they’re tough, but I’m picturing wobbly little baby deer on scrawny legs, like Bambi. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99417335 | GET AMERICA BACK TO JESUS AGAIN | BACK to Jesus? Again? The USA? The country that declared no religion, and had the separation of church and state from day one? |
| 98784285 | DTF CENTER | I know it means some printing thing, but DTF will always mean “down to fuck” for me. |
| 99562530 | SEPARATE POUCH | Yes, it’s a separate pouch in men’s underpants. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88175930 | 5683 |
| 77532908 | ADDICTED 2 ADRENALINE |
| 88131541 | AFROVIBES |
| 88347141 | ALIVE & KICKING |
| 87722102 | ALL IN, FULL OUT |
| 87647593 | AMERICAN KING |
| 74465131 | AUTHENTIC BABY |
| 88092244 | BE STRONG GIRL |
| 88250928 | BEARD RESPONSIBLY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88349820 | BOUND TO SLAY |
| 88062084 | CAMPIN’ AIN’T EASY |
| 87683050 | CHILDHOOD IS AN ADVENTURE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88207574 | CHUBBY FIT LIFE |
| 88038947 | DEBRIEF ME |
| 86169520 | FEW AMONG MANY |
| 85608047 | FIREBUG |
| 88322999 | FLYA THAN AVERAGE |
| 88442276 | FREE EM ALL |
| 86345875 | GOD IS FROM |
| 87913514 | GOD’S LIVES MATTER GLM |
| 86401766 | GREEN EYED GIRL |
| 85857277 | KAYAK LIFE |
| 88026802 | LIFE IS BETTER AS A T-REX! |
| 86250759 | LIFE IS BETTER IN SEERSUCKER |
| 85807004 | LIVE THE IMPOSSIBLE |
| 88224024 | MELANIN GANG |
| 88213433 | MEOW HISS |
| 88062788 | MERMAID BUDDY |
| 87692955 | MILF UNIVERSITY |
| 88090393 | NINJA DEATH SQUAD |
| 88307882 | OVERCOMING NEGATIVE ENERGY |
| 88340701 | PARTY LIKE A DIABETIC |
| 86339365 | QUIET HUSTLE |
| 87872514 | SALT BLOODED |
| 78393105 | STAIN-FIGHTER |
| 88329763 | STAY MOTOVATED |
| 86557067 | THAT GIRL IS SMART |
| 86413168 | TIKI GIRL |
| 88421658 | WHEN GOD CREATED BLACK WOMEN, HE WAS IN A GOOD MOOD |
| 88346710 | WILD WITHIN |
| 88309641 | WONDERMOMS |
| 88053997 | YOUR STORY |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99182745 | BEACON |
| 99087477 | COLLEGIATE LEGACY |
| 99700599 | DEAD HEADS |
| 99063832 | GOD FAVORS HUSTLERS |
| 99662981 | MAKE AUGUSTA GREAT AGAIN |
| 98777626 | WHAT HAPPENS ON THE COURT, HAPPENS OFF THE COURT |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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