Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 516 freshly registered text trademarks; 531 fully cancelled text marks; and 200 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99324179 | A WALK IN THE PARK | |
| 98754060 | AUSTIN VIBE | Never been to Austin; drove through Texas once, there was way too much of it. |
| 99330335 | BEST IN BED | Get your mind out of the gutter, it’s a sheets and linens company’s slogan! |
| 99304065 | BLUE COLLAR DICK DON’T QUIT | His name is Richard, get it? GET IT? Specimen is ornamental with an awful AI cartoon. |
| 97465115 | BUILD KINDNESS | |
| 99238805 | CHRIST OF NAZARETH | This seems like a name that would be commonly used, but it breezed right through registration. |
| 99301905 | DOG PILLOW | I spend my time as a cat pillow. |
| 87933274 | DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY | This and the next one are owned by Bobby McFerrin. |
| 87933312 | DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY | So, y’know, totes legit. |
| 98923848 | EDUCATED BLACK WOMAN | |
| 98923889 | EDUCATED BLACK WOMEN | |
| 97075266 | FAST AND FREE | Fast, cheap, good. You can only pick two. |
| 97363714 | GIRLS DO TOO! | Yeah, no matter what it is. |
| 98290979 | HOT GIRLS LOVE HOUSE MUSIC | Though they get very sad if the beat doesn’t drop. |
| 99327399 | I DON’T NEED HELP…I NEED HEADPHONES. | |
| 99306843 | I WAS DRUNK | Never a good excuse. |
| 99271531 | INVISIBLE LIFT INSERTS | With “lift inserts” disclaimed. |
| 99297268 | KEEP SEDONA WEIRD | I lived in Arizona for 7 years, but never made it to Sedona. |
| 98157326 | MAGA INFINITY | |
| 99271546 | MAGIC PADDED STICKY BRA | With “padded sticky bra” disclaimed. |
| 97705109 | MISS MINI | |
| 99290223 | MIXED LIFE | |
| 98410457 | MOST PROFITABLE YEAR EVER | But we need to cut employee wages, to give more to our shareholders. |
| 79426019 | MY BODY | With “body” disclaimed. |
| 99318817 | NEUTRAL ZONE | This phrase will always make me think of Star Trek. |
| 99316516 | NO, I DON’T WORK HERE | The one time I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target… |
| 99294817 | OFFSHORE GIRL | |
| 98735183 | PEACE STARTS WITH ME | Nah. I’ll readily throw hands if necessary. |
| 97249143 | PLAY YOUR BEST LIFE | |
| 99267194 | SOPHISTICATED TOMBOY | One time in 4th grade, I called a girl a tomboy. She’d never heard the word before, and thought I was calling her a boy. So she called me a “tomdog” in return. 😆 |
| 98360602 | STEP INTO YOUR POWER | |
| 99314377 | SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FROGMAN | Another ornamental specimen with bad AI art. And no, by “frogman,” they don’t mean divers. |
| 98163605 | UNICORN SHIT | |
| 97293107 | VERY ASIAN |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
No Supplemental marks this week were concerning enough to make this list.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88015432 | 1640 |
| 88020154 | 1648 |
| 86514273 | ALL DAMN DAY |
| 88285647 | ALL I DO IS |
| 88202979 | BAD BITCHES RIDE |
| 88227934 | BADASS VEGAN |
| 87887386 | BLACK IS A VIBE |
| 88306262 | BLACK WOMAN YOU ARE GOD |
| 87841453 | BLACKPRENEUR |
| 88311928 | BLISS OUT. |
| 73521157 | BRAVO |
| 87949097 | CHASING DREAMS OVERCOME OBSTACLES |
| 87856137 | CHOOSE EMPATHY |
| 88236079 | CUTIEQUEEN |
| 88209387 | DATE NIGHT |
| 87476097 | DETROIT GRINDS HARDER |
| 86313253 | DIRTY GIRL CREW |
| 85656187 | ENLIGHTEN UP, MAN |
| 88018474 | EXPERIENCE ALABAMA |
| 88037756 | FINISH THE SET |
| 88320048 | FIRESTARTER |
| 78405505 | FIRST PLACE STARTS HERE |
| 88294086 | FORGIVEN SINNER |
| 88315540 | GIRL + GOD |
| 87675137 | GYM SWAG |
| 88180201 | HEALER NOT A DEALER |
| 88097253 | HEY QUEEN! |
| 87678708 | I SURVIVED NINE MONTHS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT |
| 86584476 | I’M THE BEST AROUND! |
| 87714647 | IT’S A VIBE |
| 74571406 | IT’S A WRAP! |
| 88035097 | LEAD FROM THE FRONT |
| 86370555 | LIFE IS SHORT. PLAY IT LOUD. |
| 87728606 | LIVE LIKE YOU MEAN IT |
| 79159966 | MADE-TO-WEAR |
| 88305464 | MAKE AMERICA GREY AGAIN |
| 85800737 | OUT HERE GETTIN’ IT |
| 88304629 | POWERFUL WOMEN PRAY |
| 88323130 | PRAY HUSTLE SLAY |
| 87438958 | RATHER-BE-HUNTING GUY |
| 88245946 | RIDE YOUR PASSION |
| 88332926 | SEEK WHAT YOU BELIEVE |
| 88009914 | SMOOTH SCULPT |
| 88064438 | STAR LIFE |
| 88305282 | STRONGER THAN EVER *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87754582 | SUBTLE PATRIOT |
| 87941245 | SURFING GOAT |
| 87933041 | TAKEN *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88017763 | TEAM FREEDOM |
| 87756343 | UNITED WE GRIND |
| 86308031 | VICTORY OVER MY ENEMIES |
| 88134949 | WALK ON SATAN |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97209512 | ALWAYS UP FOR SOMETHING NEW |
| 97209513 | ANOTHER ADVENTURE, ANOTHER DAY |
| 97192672 | ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER ADVENTURE |
| 98192361 | BIRTH SOCCER DEATH |
| 90853485 | BRAT PACK |
| 98191061 | CINDERFELLA |
| 97794445 | CRAWLIES |
| 98862103 | DILLY PICKLE |
| 90825390 | DOPE ASIANS |
| 97917023 | ELITIST |
| 98192783 | FIRST OF MANY |
| 98862984 | FRIED FISH FISHING CLUB |
| 97244094 | FROWN, RELAX, BREATHE |
| 98327890 | GLAD I’M NOT A FISH! |
| 98850499 | GO FIND JESUS |
| 98878744 | GOOD-ISH PICKLER |
| 98866568 | GREATNESS DOESN’T ALWAYS COME TO YOU, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO HUNT IT DOWN |
| 97209522 | HIGHER AND HIGHER |
| 98848016 | IS AMERICA GREAT YET? |
| 98544412 | IT’S CALLED TASTE |
| 98860327 | I’M NOT A SUBURBAN KID |
| 99113497 | JUST DINK IT |
| 97209517 | LET’S GET HIKING |
| 98386351 | LITTLE GANGSTERS |
| 98900832 | NOT FROM THE SUBURBS |
| 98482183 | PARDON MY FRENCHIE |
| 98845254 | SIMPING IS DEAD |
| 88728700 | STARS |
| 98294664 | TEXAS FOOTBALL LEAGUE |
| 98297328 | TEXAS SOCCER LEAGUE |
| 97209546 | THE BEACH IS THIS WAY |
| 98536127 | THINK GOD AND GO HARD |
| 98851384 | UNITE BLACK AMERICA AGAIN |
| 98868510 | UNSHIT YOUR PANTS |
| 98490672 | WEIRDLY WIRED |
| 98130443 | WHAT’S TRUMPP? |
| 98536647 | YOU WIN SOME, YOU WIN SOME |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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