Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 569 freshly registered text trademarks; 291 fully cancelled text marks; and 13 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99151944 | AGGIE PRIDE | Owner: North Carolina Agricultural and Technical State University. |
| 98459088 | BAYBEE BEE | Will they also go after “baby bee”? Who’s to say? |
| 99313767 | BLACK GIRLS DESERVE JOY | This, 1000%! |
| 99268535 | COLORADO CHICK | |
| 98446304 | COWPUNCHER | I’ve heard of cow tipping, but never cow punching. |
| 98507622 | DEFEND THE LAND | |
| 99233984 | DON’T SLIP B*TCH | Goods: socks and stockings. I hate the feeling of those nubby no-slip socks. |
| 98304956 | DOODLE LIFE | It’s a dog thing, not a drawing thing. |
| 97799127 | FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SERVE | |
| 90723432 | GRUMPY GRANDPA | It’s a beer. And for once, the specimens do not disappoint! |
| 99313812 | HOOKER MOM | I thought this would be a fishing pun, but it’s a crochet pun! |
| 98244858 | I’M CONFUSED! | |
| 98811736 | JUST A DEALER | I used to work as a casino dealer. Poker, blackjack, several other table games. I can still shuffle cards like a pro! |
| 99304863 | KEEP YOUR HUSTLE BUT CHANGE YOUR PRODUCT | If any of you ever catch me hustling or grinding, please spray me with the water bottle and say, “NO! Bad Missy!” |
| 99303557 | KID BROTHER | Breezed right through, without a whisper of opposition. |
| 97919456 | LOVED BY AN ANGEL | |
| 90351546 | MADRID | A great city, but I’ll always think of Bonzo Madrid. |
| 98362754 | MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN | It’s never been great. |
| 99309561 | MELANATED NERD | |
| 98477730 | NO HANGOVER CLUB | I’m old and crusty, so I love being a member. |
| 97216902 | POOPHEAD | Based on an EU trademark, so no specimen. |
| 98303708 | RAIN SHIELD | “Rain” is disclaimed, but still, no idea how this made it through. It’s so totally descriptive. |
| 98474638 | SHE BELIEVED SHE COULD, SO GOD DID | So God … didn’t let her? He butted in and did it for her? RUDE. |
| 79413102 | STANDARD FORMAT | |
| 99303803 | SVG | Initials of race car driver Shane Van Gisbergen. |
| 98672302 | TEQUILA TONIGHT TOMORROW WE RIDE | Or, hear me out — we could join the no hangover club. |
| 98746369 | THE SWEETER THE PRAYERS THE SWEETER THE BREAD | I’m getting back into sourdough baking, but the things I say to my loaves are anything but sweet. **(See below.) |
| 98387340 | VOTE FOR ANYBODY BUT | I mean, at least they’re covering all the bases: Biden, Harris, Trump, and … Musk? |
| 98848167 | WAR PARTY | We will ride eternal! Shiny and chrome! |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99018628 | MAKE MILK RAW AGAIN | I’ve seen many people refer to raw milk as “poop milk.” |
| 98977439 | NOT VACCINATED | The owner of this and the next mark is “Be Courageous LLC” 😆 |
| 98977428 | NOT VAXXED | This week’s Supplemental haul is … very much not for me. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87748493 | 420 ADVENTURES |
| 87764152 | 420 BEACH CLUB |
| 88462953 | ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN |
| 79126374 | ASTRONAUT *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86862536 | BASICALLY AWESOME |
| 87743275 | BE ORIGINAL OR BE FORGOTTEN |
| 86023236 | BEAN LIFE |
| 85454664 | BEARY SWEET |
| 88268688 | BUMP GIRL |
| 88295299 | COCAINE IS A VEGETABLE |
| 85412053 | EAT MORE KALE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 76212440 | FAT BASTARD |
| 88031790 | FEAR IS USELESS |
| 88282499 | FEMINIST RAGS |
| 88018403 | HONEY POT |
| 88007784 | IF YOU DON’T SKI YOU’RE JUST A BUM |
| 87148967 | IT’S GOOD TO BE ME |
| 88018994 | LET MY PEOPLE SMOKE |
| 79127474 | LITTLE MISTRESS |
| 86976739 | MELLOW MINDED |
| 88005811 | NONVERBAL |
| 87057169 | NOT A HAIR MODEL |
| 86833547 | PROTECT THE NEST |
| 86801281 | REBEL WITH A CAUSE |
| 86437375 | ROAD WARRIORS |
| 86144384 | RUN FREE. PLAY HARD. |
| 88268472 | SALTY VIBES *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88298681 | SAME VAGINA FOREVER |
| 87928935 | SCHOOL GRADES MATTER |
| 87780365 | STAY BOUJEE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 98458527 | STUPID CUPID |
| 78283092 | TALK TO THE BELLY |
| 87817725 | TEAM TIRED MOM *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 74340936 | TOP SECRET |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99282951 | FINALLY FRIDAY |
| 98533396 | GOAT ENERGY |
| 98869775 | MAKE THE BEARS GREAT AGAIN |
| 98871894 | OFF THE RAILS |
| 99096000 | YOU GOT DOPE YOU GOT HOPE |
PART 4: TODAY’S SOURDOUGH LOAF! 🍞
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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