MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 1 March – 7 March 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99677047BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
99677598CLOUD NINE FRAGRANCES
99677492DURATION
99677777EVOLUTION
99677414FROSTED COCONUT SNOWBALL
99682355GLO WAX
99679175LUMIERE AURA
99679587MOVIES NEVER DIE
99680550PENTHOUSE FLAME
99677511POSITIVE GLOW
99677934SACRED HOUR
99680411SPARX
99685652SUGAR & SMOKE
99687388WE DON’T RUN FROM ADVERSITY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99687753ANCHOR
99683604BREEZYLIFE
99684491BRIDGE MAP
99684431BUTTER
99687279DOUBTLESS
99679591EARNIN PAYROLL
99682392LIFE OPTIMIZATION INDEX
99682399LIFE OPTIMIZATION SIMPLIFIED
99688449MULTIVERSE
99688283SMARTBALLOT
99680039THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER
99684582TO WISH IS TO BELIEVE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99679356BIG BODEGAS
99677047BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
99679327BOOBIEBRACELET
99678797CONTOUR FIT
99678290FIND YOUR NORTH
99688039GIRL GOLD
99687983ICEHOUSE
99686248MADE FOR THIS
99679587MOVIES NEVER DIE
99679940NON-BRANDED
99679253POURED IN USA
99676668SLICK SILVER
99685833SUBTLE. POWER.
99680039THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER
99684582TO WISH IS TO BELIEVE
99682114WATCHES AND WONDERS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

996847413X PROFIT
99676711ACT LIKE A THERAPIST
99684498BEST-POSSIBLE
99677047BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
99677823CALM LEARNING
99677260COVER MY SIX
99679110DAILY DOSE OF TRUE CRIME
99676486DEMOCRATIC RULES OF ORDER
99680291DESPERATE FOR JESUS
99685525DUCK AROUND
99687706EAT DRINK FLOAT
99680579GOOD SMELLS CLUB
99685528ICE BOX
99680998IN MY HAND
99679083JESUS ISRAEL
99681966LOVE, LIES AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
99686248MADE FOR THIS
99677413MAYBE THIS WILL HELP…
99676351NO GUESSWORK
99683557OLD TIMEY COWBOY
99677934SACRED HOUR
99684673SPACE SLUT
99676480STOP LETTING THEM
99682872TALK BIRDY TO ME
99680039THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER
99678581THEY’RE NOT GONNA WATCH THEMSELVES
99684582TO WISH IS TO BELIEVE
99687654TRUMP 250
99682095WRITE TO YOUR FRIENDS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99685925ANYGARDEN
99688241ANYSHOWER
99688441BEST HOUSE
99679358BIG BODEGAS
99677047BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
99679985BUCKET HANGER
99685606CHICKEN SLICER
99679410CRITICAL COCKTAILS
99688268DADDIES NEVER DIE
99686654DESIGNED TO ENDURE
99680291DESPERATE FOR JESUS
99687706EAT DRINK FLOAT
99681263FUR DUSTER
99680916GRIP EASE LID
99678167KNIFE AND SILVERWARE ORGANIZER     – Goods: silverware organizers and knife blocks. 😆
99683245LIVE LIFE TANGLE FREE
99684312LOVE IS A LIFESTYLE
99681589MIGA MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN
99683334MOMENTOUS
99676530NON-VICTIM
99680883SHAKER SOAP
99678196SOFT SQUEEGEE
99678086SOFT STRAINER
99682569SPOONTULA
99680039THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER
99687654TRUMP 250
99687388WE DON’T RUN FROM ADVERSITY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

996821295AM. TOO EARLY TO QUIT.
99684949AFTER THE CROSS
99681728AIN’T IT GREAT
99683275ALMOST AWESOME CLUB
99677317ALWAYS & FOREVER
99686120ALWAYS DINKING
99687803ALWAYS GOING SOMEWHERE
99686025AND GRANDMA SAID IT
99684115ANGRY GOAT
99678074BEEN UP SINCE YESTERDAY
99680789BEYOND THE BEACH
99679359BIG BODEGAS
99676669BIG PILATES ENERGY
99685926BIRDIES AND BUNKERS
99677047BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
99688033BLAZED & BLESSED
99682763BORN COASTAL
99682819BORN TO THE GAME
99681904BORN, BRED AND MADE IN THE USA
99682684BUCK YES
99684950BUILT FOR AMERICA
99686260BUILT NOT BOUGHT
99678308BUY SNEAKERS NOT DRUGS
99686899CALL ME OLD FASHIONED
99687615CAMEL TOE
99680479COOLEST KID IN THE SANDBOX
99680953COWABUNGA LIFESTYLE
99678756CROSS COUNTRY RUNNERS KICK ASPHALT!
99688268DADDIES NEVER DIE
99685048DEMONSTRATE HOPE NOT HATE
99686817DEPARTMENT OF WAR
99680291DESPERATE FOR JESUS
99680737D’S NUTS
99679723EARLY DAD
99687706EAT DRINK FLOAT
99680398FAIL UP
99678760FRIEND OF GOD
99677860FUERZA
99676328GOD’S BLESSING
99680579GOOD SMELLS CLUB
99684283GRANDMA DID IT BETTER
99685714GULF OF FLORIDA
99685721GULF OF TEXAS
99677320HAPPY FRIDAY
99686412HAVE YOURSELF A DAY
99685527HELL NAWW
99687500HUSTLE & HONOR
99676214LET’S GO AGAIN
99686417LET’S HAVE A DAY
99684312LOVE IS A LIFESTYLE
99682303LOVE STORY
99683770MADE HUMAN
99679059MAKE YOUR TEETH GREAT AGAIN
99685038MASK ON
99679587MOVIES NEVER DIE
99682235NATIONAL BARRE DAY
99679940NON-BRANDED
99676530NON-VICTIM
99676562NOT FINISHED
99683554NOTHING IS COOL
99681721OPEN GOLF
99676360OPEN TIDE
99677449PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
99682800PILATES BABE
99676245PINCHE GABACHO
99686230PINCHE GUERO
99676525PRAY FOR HIGH TIDE
99686854PROFESSIONAL BOURBON TASTER
99676623PURPOSE SEEKER
99684225REEL BLESSED
99688420SANTA CLOTH
99681436SCRUBS FOR A CAUSE
99684803SHE PLAYS
99679950SINCERELY, GOD
99677306SNOOZE SQUAD
99684673SPACE SLUT
99684592STAY CROWNED
99685486SUPER FAN
99682872TALK BIRDY TO ME
99683469TECHNO BITCH
99682260THAT’S BASEBALL
99680039THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER
99678581THEY’RE NOT GONNA WATCH THEMSELVES
99681217THY WILL BE DONE
99684582TO WISH IS TO BELIEVE
99687654TRUMP 250
99685325VALLEY GIRLS CLUB
99677236WASN’T I LUCKY TO BE BORN IN MY FAVORITE CITY?
99687388WE DON’T RUN FROM ADVERSITY
99687965WHAT’S THAT SMELL
99683367WHINE CLUB
99680546WOMEN BELONG IN THE WEIGHT ROOM
99684336WORK TILL FAILURE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99684185ALLY BEAR
99686485BACKFLIP
99686454BUILT KID PERFECT
99676674CACTUS HEARTS
99687135CHROMIOSAUR
99687221CRAFT NOODLE KING
99677474CRASH BALL
99679691GOTH
99687904GRUMPLINGS
99678025NOT ANOTHER RUBBER DUCKY!
99686002OUT OF CONTROL
99678941POOL QSTICKS     – Goods include billiards equipment.
99681017QUIRKY 3D PRINTING
99688420SANTA CLOTH
99687146SHADOWSAUR
99684536SNOT ROCKET
99680996SQUISHY LEARNING LAND
99686405THANKS A LATTE
99680039THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER
99684582TO WISH IS TO BELIEVE
99684550VOMITING POOP
99686358YOU MEAN A LATTE TO ME
99686408YOU’RE LATTE-RELLY THE BEST

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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