Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 442 freshly registered text trademarks; 267 fully cancelled text marks; and 20 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99120572 | AGE OF 11 | I don’t have the time or patience to read about it, but somehow the Physics of Sprit can make you a Unified Human? |
| 98732378 | B FREE | And they’d probably go after you for the full “be free” too. |
| 99276535 | BABY MAKER | Owner is “Dad Provisions, Inc” which makes this feel gross. |
| 98437670 | BELLY GANG | You might think “pregnant ladies,” but no! It’s a guy who raps! (And has a big belly.) |
| 98042290 | BOOZEY NOT BOUGIE | |
| 98846149 | CATCH KINDNESS | I’d LOVE if kindness were a virus you could catch. |
| 97313572 | CHASING GREATNESS | |
| 99136711 | CUSTOM TSHIRT HUB | With “CUSTOM TSHIRT” disclaimed, but still, come ON! |
| 98917137 | EDUCATED BLACK MEN | |
| 99012240 | FASHION GEEK | Fashion has never been a special interest of mine. Leggings and hoodies all the way! |
| 99385531 | FEAR NO EVIL | Fear is a pretty legit response to actual evil. |
| 98464611 | GOD WTHN | And they’d probably go after you for the full “god within” too. |
| 99294064 | I IDENTIFY AS HAPPY | |
| 99300283 | JUST KIDING | [sic] |
| 98383161 | MODERN CITIZEN | Aren’t we all? |
| 98528714 | MOMMA’S DADDY | Which would make you … grandpa? This feels like a logic puzzle. |
| 98625021 | NET GIRL | Basketball, internet, or fishing? Place your bets before you look at the specimen! |
| 99290422 | OHIO’S VERY OWN | They’re from the state of Ohio, but also they’re named “Out Here Inspiring Others.” |
| 99295847 | ONLY CATS ALLOWED | Agreed. I mean, dogs are fine and all, but they’re too much work. |
| 97980905 | PEACEFUL MIND PEACEFUL LIFE | Oh my goodness, I’d love either one. |
| 98785272 | PLAY LIKE YOU’RE SPONSORED. | |
| 97105218 | PRAY NOT PREY | I think if there’s a lion in front of you, the one will not keep you from being the other. |
| 99292816 | SAVED & SPOILED | I thought this would be religious, but it’s a web comic about a rescue dog and a pedigreed cat! |
| 98507374 | SEEK HIM FIRST | Crikey, still a lot of Christianity phrases this week, though! |
| 99206795 | SHE IS | PROVERBS 31 | I’ll give it to them, there are 4 “she is” phrases in Proverbs 31. |
| 79281298 | SUSPICIOUS | 🎶 We can’t go on together … with Suspicious shirts. 🎶 |
| 99294820 | THERE IS ONLY ONE OF YOU | Thank goodness for that. |
| 97168001 | WEIGHTED POD | Yep, it’s a weighted sack to put your baby in. “WEIGHTED” is disclaimed. |
| 97926364 | WHISKEY HOARDER | You can have it all. Not a fan. |
| 98766775 | WICKED BITCH |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99226212 | ONE SIZE DON’T FIT ALL | So very true! (And so very common, glad it’s Supplemental!) |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86358047 | (CHRIST)MAS |
| 85921159 | ACTIVE FRESH |
| 87693434 | ALMOND BUTTER |
| 88256243 | AMONSTER |
| 88297788 | BASS MOGUL |
| 88320998 | BORN IN HELL BRED FOR DESTRUCTION |
| 87416508 | CAPE |
| 86375960 | CONSCIOUS CAMPER |
| 86486910 | COUNTRY DEEP |
| 88290319 | DISCO COWGIRL |
| 88292777 | DO YOU EVEN WHOOP, BRO? |
| 87977733 | FAKE FRIENDS |
| 86777938 | GAYLICIOUS |
| 86118040 | GOT TURKEY? *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88200307 | I AM NOT INTIMIDATED |
| 88219048 | I BLAME BOYS |
| 87981180 | I LOVE YOU SO MATCHA *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87244154 | I’M WITH THEM |
| 87829238 | KEEP AMERICA GRATEFUL *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88094528 | MAKE POTUS GREAT AGAIN *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87859615 | OBSESSIVE CHOCOLATE DISORDER – Can I recommend you don’t use this, though? Let’s stop this awful recent trend of making fun of devastating mental health conditions. |
| 88295466 | TOOTH TRIBE |
| 88267381 | TREE TRIBE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99201606 | 2881 |
| 99612582 | ALL CAPS IS FINE |
| 99030671 | HUSTLER’S SPIRIT |
| 98607163 | MATCH MY FREAK |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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