Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 487 freshly registered text trademarks; 309 fully cancelled text marks; and 25 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99259845 | ALL PEOPLE MATTER TO GOD | Unless you don’t believe, in which case it’s time to smite! |
| 99228039 | ART IS WAR | And yet war is not art. |
| 99265037 | BLACK WOMEN BIRTH THE GREATEST ATHLETES IN THE WORLD | |
| 98439805 | BORN FOR THIS | [Sung to the tune of Roxy Music’s “More Than This“] |
| 97140074 | BUCK OFF CANCER | Some applicants upload one measly specimen. Others go overboard like these guys, with 39 pages! |
| 98094513 | DAD UP | [Sung to the tune of Cameo’s “Word Up“] |
| 99289950 | DETENTION CLUB | I never got detention in school. I was a total goody-two-shoes. |
| 98644558 | EMBRACING MY FIFTIES | I’m creeping up on halfway through, and they’re great so far! |
| 97458605 | HAPPY AS A CLAM | Apparently the full original phrase is “happy as a clam at high tide,” which is when it’s hardest for people to dig them up in order to eat them. |
| 99280718 | HAVE A GREAT SUMMER | See you next year. |
| 99245453 | HAVE A HAPPY | Memorable due to its incompleteness? |
| 99284005 | I AM A BLACK BOSS | |
| 98580977 | MAKE AMERICA CHRISTIAN AGAIN | Again? But it was founded from the start as a non-religious country? |
| 99283667 | MAMA IS MY BESTIE | Surprised nobody protested this. Owner is an individual in China. |
| 98588235 | MUDDY VIBE | Of all the vibes, this is one of the messiest. |
| 99122421 | RESPECT MY TSHIRT | [Read with Cartman from South Park’s “Respect my authority” voice] |
| 99125267 | SILENT TRIBE | Sometimes I wish more people were members of this group. |
| 99277215 | SLOW SUNDAY | |
| 98573335 | SMALL TOWN LIFE | I couldn’t handle it. I didn’t even like suburbs. I’m so happy to now live in a big-ish city. |
| 99181248 | STRENGTH DEPARTMENT | Brand is Gymshark. No specimen, but it looks ornamental-ish on the website. |
| 99181249 | STRENGTH DEPT | Same owner as previous. |
| 98926330 | STRONG BLACK GUYS | Same owner for this one and the next two… |
| 98926288 | STRONG BLACK MAN | …but this individual’s website is currently down… |
| 98958128 | STRONG BLACK MEN | …so no idea if he’s still in business or not. |
| 98138135 | THONG LIFE | I grew up with “thong” meaning a flip-flop. But this is the underwear/swimsuit meaning. |
| 99278411 | WORK LIKE HELL | Ugh, no thanks. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99035006 | & IMMA ONLY GET FINER | Hard to believe they’d force it to the Supplemental Register, when the specimens are all AI people with Photoshopped text! |
| 99378879 | BODEGA BADDIE |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88291077 | #NOTBROKEN |
| 88133351 | BE A MASTER |
| 87764679 | BE EMPOWERED ABOUT SUPPORTING YOURSELF. |
| 88198082 | BE NOTICED |
| 86298244 | CALIFORNIA BORN |
| 88284722 | COWGIRL CUTE |
| 87169209 | DADDY 01 DADDY’S GIRL 01 |
| 87691400 | ETERNAL ZEN |
| 87939311 | JUST DRIVE |
| 88327259 | KINDNESS IS SEXY |
| 88250647 | LAKE LIFE CO |
| 87186199 | MY DOG ROCKS |
| 87957540 | NEVER STOP GOING IN |
| 88271974 | NO WORRIES JUST WORSHIP |
| 87728890 | PRETTY & PRIDE |
| 86283885 | READY SET ROLL |
| 88216564 | SHIRT FACED |
| 87979657 | THE LITTLE HOMIE |
| 88154964 | THERE’S AN HERB FOR THAT. |
| 79242137 | TRIB3 |
| 86478962 | WERK HARD | LOOK GOOD |
| 87173389 | WICKED GIRL |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99059627 | EAT EM UP TIGERS |
| 99134566 | GATOR BOYS STAY HOT |
| 98502058 | HUSTLE SOLD SEPARATELY |
| 98802758 | HUSTLERETTE |
| 99332990 | MOUNTAIN |
| 99043000 | POETS’ CLUB |
| 98833615 | SKIDAY |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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