MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: February 15 – February 21, 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99662555CANDLE LUCE
99656837COUNTRY OF
99656193GOD’S CANDLE COMPANY
99654012I’D BURN THIS CANDLE, BUT I’D NEVER LET THE SCENT LEAVE
99662243KINDRED CANDLE
99654753LONGEVITY
99658050NOTHING WILL STOP YOU
99656023PARLOUR CANDLE
99662866PLACES

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99662776ARES
99660326CODING SWITCH
99661631KINDRED MOMENTS
99658140LEAP
99662567LOOKALIKE
99657581MAKE HISTORY COOL
99660626MY BETTER BODY IMAGE APP
99656305PARTYBABY
99656608RELAY
99657116SANDWICH GENERATION
99661945VIBES

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99656198ARC DIAMOND
99655532BE A STAR. SHINE LIKE A DIAMOND
99658942BLACK TIE
99660298FERRIS
99655384HEIRLOOM TREASURES
99655480IT’S A NATURAL
99657999MADE IN REASON
99655554PURE DIAMONDS. PURE VALUES
99655567RARE DIAMONDS FOR RARE MOMENTS
99663412RECOVERING CATHOLICS
99655194SAINT PLUSHIE
99657301SAINTLY
99655979STACK SMARTER
99663521THE LIFELINE CHARM
99657093YOU MATTER

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99655606‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE JESUS
99661230ASK YOUR SELF
99655761BABY MAMA CARD
99660977BOOKSCAPES
99660122BOOST LIFE
99654777BUCKET CARDS
99659497BUT
99661350CRAFT SUPPLIERS CO.
99660003DEAR JESUS
99657495FUCK CASSEROLES
99660807GRATITUDE STOCKING
99660174HABITUALLY CHIC
99661380INDEPENDENT AS HELL
99659298JUST PAY
99654639LOVE JESUS. HUNT TURKEYS.
99656690MACRO STACKER
99657581MAKE HISTORY COOL
99660134MONEY WELL SPENT
99660925MY VINYL CUT
99656546NO FEAR
99657231PAPERWORKS
99663412RECOVERING CATHOLICS
99659968RETHINK RETIREMENT
99656548SLIP POCKET
99663043SOCIAL CHECK
99661302STRONG BODY, STRONG MIND
99660821THE PROSPEROUS PLANNER
99659424THE TEACHER’S ALPHABET
99658994TOP DOG
99661763UNAPOLOGETICALLY INSPIRATIONAL
99653892WEED VIRGIN
99663111YOGA BETTER
99657093YOU MATTER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99654902ATLAS
99657984BARELY BUTTER
99660257BREAK 50
99660294BREAKING 50
99659497BUT
99662937COFFEE & MERCH
99661826COOK PLASTICS
99660390CUP PARTY
99661073DIFFERENT NORMAL
99660609DRINK SMART
99663388DRY STACK
99661978FEELS LIKE CAROLINA
99660923FOR THOSE WHO SERVE
99659896GENTLELIFE
99660672GOT DRAGON
99657581MAKE HISTORY COOL
99655850PET FRIENDLY PAW LIFE
99657878PURE VACUUM
99658510SAVECONTAINERS
99659295THE NEXT LEVEL
99655910VASE BUDDY
99655395VIBRANT LIFE
99654789WATER POWER
99653892WEED VIRGIN
99663018WHOSA GOOD BOY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99657227ALL DAY
99654714APPLY PRESSURE
99659745AUTISM IS A SUPERPOWER
99663465BAD AT LISTENING
99662414BALLS DEEP
99657102BETTER THAN AMAZING
99653774BIG GUNZ
99653779BIG UP GOD
99659503BIGFUKR
99658933BLUE COLLAR DADS
99659714BOUJIE STONER
99660257BREAK 50
99660294BREAKING 50
99662745BUILT FOR THE GRIND
99659497BUT
99658482CAPTAIN ASSHOLE
99661021CHUD
99656837COUNTRY OF
99657377COUNTRY THUG
99655738CUSTOM TEXT
99661608EARLY RETIREMENT CLUB
99654656EVERY DAY’S A BLESSING
99658079EVERYDAY COTTON
99661034EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE
99659369EVIL WOKE MIND VIRUS
99660923FOR THOSE WHO SERVE
99659622FUCK BOY FREE
99656889GENERATION NOW
99653823GIRLS LOVE MY ACCENT
99662992GOD’S ARMY
99662049HEAVEN TRIBE
99656614HOOKING LIFE GET PULLED HARD
99655776HOT GIRLS HAVE HORMONES
99663459IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN
99663199JESUS’ KEEPER
99663474JUST LOVE IT
99654558LETS FUCKING STAY SOBER PEOPLE
99655052LET’S STAY HUMAN
99656725LIT
99660128LLAMA CREW
99661646LOVE JESUS.  HUNT DUCKS.
99661643LOVE JESUS. HUNT DEER.
99654639LOVE JESUS. HUNT TURKEYS.
99662981MAKE AUGUSTA GREAT AGAIN
99658873MAKE COMMIES AFRAID AGAIN
99657581MAKE HISTORY COOL
99660776MAMI MAFIA CLUB
99657045MARIJUANA WIDOW
99656947MOGGED
99654240MY TEAM COLORS
99657333NEVER GIVE UP BE PHENOMENAL
99657111NO DRESS CODE
99659025NOT THE HR LADY
99658883PEEKABOO
99658701PERFECTION IN PROGRESS
99655850PET FRIENDLY PAW LIFE
99658742PICKLEBALL PROVIDES
99662395PRETTY POWER
99663074SHADE HAPPENS
99658666SHOW ‘EM
99658618SHOW THEM
99654210SIS, HEAL.
99658749SLACKIN’ OFF
99653985STAINED GLASS
99657275TACO MAN
99659512TAKE LIFE BY THE HORNS
99655232TEARS
99660282TENDER
99654403TOGETHER, WE ARE AMERICA
99660268TOO PRETTY TO POISON
99658994TOP DOG
99659938TUFF SHT
99654363UNIVERSITY OF HARD KNOCKS
99653892WEED VIRGIN
99656946WILDLY OFFENSIVE
99663232YOU GOT THIS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99654720ANIMASKS
99660323BUILD THINGS THAT WORK
99659497BUT
99661328COOKIE BOOTY
99662669DINO RIVALS
99661566DUCKY BANK
99661978FEELS LIKE CAROLINA
99660434GOOD BAD IDEA
99654290HOT FLASH
99654922IT’S TINKLE TIME
99659572LIGHT BEARERS
99657581MAKE HISTORY COOL
99659692QUIET PIGGY!
99655194SAINT PLUSHIE
99658676SNAKE BITE
99661955SUN SQUAD
99661326SWEET HEARTS
99655390VIBRANT LIFE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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