Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 393 freshly registered text trademarks; 229 fully cancelled text marks; and 11 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99049930 | A CLOSED MOUTH DON’T GET FED | |
| 99205677 | ASK ME TO DANCE | Or don’t, it’s cool. Not everyone likes to dance. |
| 98680774 | BIG PICKLE | Kosher dill pickles are one thing I really miss here in Portugal. The pickles here are never sour enough. |
| 97513416 | BUDDY CHRIST | Yes, the statue from the 1999 movie Dogma. |
| 98578702 | CHIN MUSIC | I know what this baseball term means, but why “music”? |
| 98158138 | COURAGEOUS PATRIOT | These days, a phrase like this makes me think of … people doing not very patriotic things. |
| 99202286 | CRACK LIFE | Made it through easily with one specimen showing ornamental text on the front of a shirt. |
| 98443459 | DON’T PLAY THE GAME BE THE GAME-CHANGER | |
| 98558698 | FIND YOUR HAPPY | You’re not my real mom, you can’t tell me what to do. |
| 98894220 | GO AGAINST THE CURRENT | You’re not my real mom, you can’t tell me what to do. |
| 99293909 | HIGH ANXIETY | Been there, done that. As is often the case, the online store used for the specimens is now dead. |
| 90800764 | HIGH BUDS CLUB | Never been there, never done that. |
| 98547170 | IN MY GOLF ERA | These two inspired the creation of a new category on the spreadsheet: “In my era”. |
| 98547155 | IN MY GOLF GIRL ERA | Same owner of both. |
| 99211926 | IT’S COOL TO LOVE AMERICA | It’s also cool to be so damned disappointed. |
| 99195248 | LVNATIC | Way back in the day, V served as the shape for both U and V. Same way that I served for both I and J. |
| 97656208 | MY GOD. | |
| 98663608 | NOTHING MAJOR | |
| 98630275 | POST TRAUMATIC SLUT DISORDER | Maybe let’s not take serious mental illnesses and make fun of them? Same with “OCD Obsessive Christmas Disorder.” Awful stuff. |
| 97768419 | SPORTS IS MY RELIGION | |
| 98837965 | VETERAN OF THE GAME | The game in this particular instance is baseball. |
| 97700353 | VICTORY IS OURS | |
| 99206624 | WEEDSLUT | I’ve never done the weed, and I never shall. |
| 98130760 | YOGAPALOOZA | I think 147 live, active, registered text marks with “palooza” in them is quite enough. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99208787 | HIPPIE COWGIRL | I’m trying to picture how a hippie cowgirl would dress, and I feel like she’d fit right in at Coachella. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88232436 | #YOSOYGRINGO |
| 87603297 | BADASS WOMAN |
| 87719745 | BE YOUR BEST SELF |
| 88209001 | BORN RULER |
| 88207869 | BRING THE DRAMA |
| 87813163 | CLUTCH GAMING |
| 88211954 | COME TRAP WITH ME |
| 88164213 | EARN YOUR BLESSINGS |
| 87726811 | FOREVER LOVELY |
| 87914010 | GOD HUMAN BEING |
| 87717373 | GRAVITY IS FOR THE WEAK |
| 87911326 | GROWING AMERICA |
| 73507012 | KNIGHTS OF ROUND TABLE |
| 87879159 | LIKE FINE WINE |
| 87930174 | MAMA’S MY GIRL *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88183408 | NICE NAILS AIN’T CHEAP & CHEAP NAILS AIN’T NICE |
| 88013887 | PEACE YOU LATER |
| 87594879 | PROJECT ME |
| 87875931 | RICH BY GOD |
| 87882246 | SELF-TAUGHT |
| 88172760 | SUP Y’ALL |
| 88041079 | WOMEN OF COMBAT |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98832933 | CUPID’S GIRLFRIEND |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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