MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Trademark Tuesday / New & Cancelled Marks in Class 025 / 30 Dec 2025 – 05 Jan 2026

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 493 freshly registered text trademarks; 302 fully cancelled text marks; and 13 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

99186276ALIEN GHOST BIGFOOTIt’s like three History Channel shows in one!
98358991AND THAT’S YOU SORTEDSee it. Say it. Sorted.
90747844BE HAPPY NOT SNAPPYWhy can’t I be both?
99108273BEACH WEEKEND
97015768BIG ISLAND GROWN
98556554DESTINATION UNKNOWNI don’t know that I’ve EVER traveled with destination unknown. Seems panic-inducing to not know where you’re going!
98953339EMPOWERING BLACK PEOPLE
98554660FEMALE RAGEDef had my fair share of this.
79307803GOAT CREWActual goats?  Or are they all the greatest of all time?
98648212HAPPY TIDES
98807819HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DAY
98397744HOT GIRL BOOTCAMPAll of these next 6 are owned by Hot Girl Trademark Holdings LLC.
98397731HOT GIRL GEAR
98501265HOT GIRL ROSE
98397712HOT GIRL WORKOUTAnd I’m grinding my teeth as usual, when anyone uses “girl” to describe a grown woman.
98397705HOTTIE GEAR
98397700HOTTIE WORKOUTY’know, I kind of hate “hottie” too. Though it isn’t as bad as “girlies”.
99052505IT’S COOL TO BE SMARTIs it? If so, then why have I been so painfully uncool for half a century?
98308607JUST DAWGSDoes every single school team with a dog mascot refer to themselves as “dawgs”? We did at the University of Washington. (Huskies.)
99042256LET ME WORK!
97839763LIFE IS SACRED
99009505MOMS WITH A DVMFor that giant overlap between moms and veterinarians.
98149218POOR BOYThe sandwich? Or an actual underage male without money or assets?
99200694SAN DIEGO SURF CLUB
98071189SEND DINK PICSAh, another unspeakably witty pickleball phrase.
98298388SMALL TOWNDifferent owner than the next mark!
98099448SMALL TOWN HAPPYI guess the previous one can be small town miserable.
98110103THE CROWN IS YOURS

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

991491596-WAYKNITHow … how is that even possible?
98238724FULL DEXTERITY TACTICAL GLOVEYeah, Supplemental makes sense.
99117374JERSEY BEACH CLUB
99203207LIBRARIES ARE LIFETrue! I even pay to still have digital access to a library in the USA.
99272629MADE STRONG
99150081SELL ME YOUR BUSINESSSpecimens are all ornamental text on objects. Not sure I’d sell my business to someone wearing this shirt.
97871569WHAT YOU WILL BE YOU ARE NOW BECOMING

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

8779173924 HOUR LAUNDRY
88142073ART SMASHES RECORDS
88191546BABES ON LEGS
86097820BASICALLY YOURS
87872353BE COUNTED AND COUNTED ON
87852693BE DIVINE
87662286BLUSH DOLLS
88004297BOSTON FAMOUS
88190718BUILT BY DREAMERS
88193642CATCHIN’ DEERS
86782726CEO OF MY SOUL
74419954COOKIE CRUNCHERS
88201323DOG HAS SPOKEN
87357234DON’T DOUBT ME
88200169DUCKING YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE IT TO DO IT
88194383FEEL DIFFERENT
86442023FIT BITCH
87643933FOREVER BLOND
87825556FRIENDS DON’T LIE
86234251HAPPY WORLD
86696751I NEVER MET
88200171IT AIN’T NOTHIN PERSONAL IT’S JUST DUCK SEASON
86923752IT’S A MAMA BEAR THING
88193885IT’S FRIDAY     *[removed from spreadsheet]
86132694LEARN. LEAD. SUCCEED.
87825890LESS BARK MORE MEOW     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87353388LIVE LIFE EDITED     *[removed from spreadsheet]
88143116MADE TO LIVE
86444127NERD BOY RICH
87837856PATRIOT MAFIA
87381552PLAYER OF THE MONTH
87190481RING BEARER     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87190423RING SECURITY     *[removed from spreadsheet]
88185632SAVAGE PATRIOT
86030221SLEEP BETTER WITH A NURSE ANESTHETIST
86030233SLEEP BETTER WITH AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST
88049247SPANK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
88194887SUCK MY TRUCK
86157495TEXAS STRONG
86058124THE HAY IS IN THE BARN
87483709TOP SEED
87902525TOUCH AT YOUR OWN RISK
86181032WHAT MORE CAN I SAY
86282565WISHFUL THINKING     *[removed from spreadsheet]
88194763YESQUEEN
87665798YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

98828037I LOVE MY COACH     – Same applicant for all of these.
98828078I MISS MY COACH
98828008WE LOVE OUR COACH
98828095WE MISS OUR COACH

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

Want to help keep TradeSnark going? Donations are always welcome through PayPal or Ko-Fi!

You can also support the site by using my Amazon.com Associates link; when you shop at Amazon through this link, I receive a small commission from the purchase price, for nothing extra out of your pocket!

 

Oh, hello there! Would you like an email? 📬

Sign up to receive a notification every time there's a new TradeSnark post. No spam, no ads, no other claptrap. Just an email when there's hot & fresh TradeSnark!

(Note: in order to keep this service free for as long as possible, I will regularly remove subscribers who don't open or read the emails.)