MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 7 – December 13, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99539591BADASS
99538085BE
99545508BEST AMERICAN LUBE
99539925BOMBSICLE
99534422CANINE CANDLES
99545592CHOCTAW
99536350EMBRACEABLE ME
99543581HAPPY VALLEY
99539077LET’S GO, SAN FRANCISCO!
99539112LET’S GO, SF!
99539143LGSF!
99535119NIGHT BREEZE
99536006NORTH PINE
99536032PURE FILTH
99536049SWEET CITRUS
99537190TUFF COAT
99537197ULTRA-PERFORMANCE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99545628ADAPTABLE
99535967BATHROOM TEST DRIVE
99539181BIG PA
99543460DARE TO BE
99539559DUPE PROOF
99538246ECHO
99539065LET’S GO, SAN FRANCISCO!
99539111LET’S GO, SF!
99539141LGSF!
99536137MEMORIES WITH US
99543708NO KINGS
99537852PEACHY BEACHY
99543600PI EXPERT
99536047PROJECT TEST DRIVE
99542431PUMPKIN
99539060REVISION
99544801SOLAR ECLIPSE
99544014SORT YOUR LIFE
99543340SPARKLING
99537971THUNDERBOLT

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99545559BOOT JEWELRY SHOP
99542621BOUQUET CASTING CO
99540500DENTAL TOOTH EARRINGS
99544165FREE ASSEMBLY
99538791FUN IS SO FUN
99538532JEWELRY JUBALEE     [sic]
99539038LET’S GO, SAN FRANCISCO!
99539105LET’S GO, SF!
99539116LGSF!
99536254NANA
99542585RATED CHRIST
99537108SAILOR’S PRAYER
99541922SALTY DAGGER
99537659SISTERS IN SUN
99542591THE GOLD DIGGER
99538801WE BACK ALL GIRLS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99539984A BEAUTIFUL YEAR WITH JESUS
99535835AMERICA BEFORE
99535731AMERICAN BEFORE
99535982ATTAINABLE JOY
99540374BABY SHE’LL DO
99539152BEACH PASSPORT
99537472BEER WE GO
99543043BERKELEY
99538937BIBLEHACKING
99537590BIBLICAL OPERATING SYSTEM (BOS)
99537638BIBLICAL OPERATING SYSTEM SYLLABUS (BOSS)
99542052BIRTHDAY CRASHERZ
99542621BOUQUET CASTING CO
99534396BUT WE CAN FIX HIM
99541419CALMING HAND
99535257CHAOS, CRUMBS AND KIDS
99534265CHECKED THAT BOX
99545592CHOCTAW
99539559DUPE PROOF
99536350EMBRACEABLE ME
99542028GLAD YOU WERE BORN TODAY
99537610GREEK LIFE STICKERS
99542042HAVE A HAPPIER BIRTHDAY
99542648HISTORY BEFORE NOW
99543808HOW TO WIN WITH PAID ADS
99539033LET’S GO, SAN FRANCISCO!
99539103LET’S GO, SF!
99539118LGSF!
99535793LOVE ME LIKE MY DOG
99543250MARROW
99543704NO KINGS
99541307OCCUPY MARS
99543256PRETTY CLEAN
99540236SHINY LITTLE TREASURE
99535333SINGLES PACK
99534248SOCIAL OBLIGATIONS
99544014SORT YOUR LIFE
99540123STRONG + SOFT
99545051THIS MACHINE WILL REPLACE AI
99537805TRAUMA LLAMA
99541464UNCOUPLE
99545233YOUR BOOK OF MEMORIES

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

995417973 SIMPLE RULES BE SAFE, ENJOY THE RIDE, DON’T HIT SHI…
99541805AN ANGEL IS MY CO-DRIVER
99538122ANONYMOUS ALCOHOL ENTHUSIASTS
99542432ARTISAN OAK
99537808BACK TO BAR
99544291BAD HOMBRES
99538194BAKED ON MAUI
99537472BEER WE GO
99534780BY THE YARD
99535310CAFFEINATED & CURIOUS
99543053CHAR-CU-TE-RIE
99536501CROCHETMAGIC
99537721EASYGROOMER
99542529EZ-TP HOLDER
99539846FLIP, SERVE & STORE
99536783GOOD LIFE
99536668GOOSEBERRY
99545621I FLEW THROUGH KRAP TO GET HERE
99539053LET’S GO, SAN FRANCISCO!
99539085LET’S GO, SF!
99539137LGSF!
99535805LOVE ME LIKE MY DOG
99535705MAMMOTH
99538169MIDWEST FOREVER
99535119NIGHT BREEZE
99541307OCCUPY MARS
99539975OOO
99540596OOO LIFE
99545305SHOWER-FORM
99534695SOCK MONSTER
99536648SPIDER PEOPLE
99542209SPIRIT
99536080STAY GOLD
99534838THE DOUBLE CUP
99539977THE ONLY GIFT WORTH GIVING
99537379WHEN YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS OVER, THAT’S WHEN YOU LEARN TO LIVE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

995417973 SIMPLE RULES BE SAFE, ENJOY THE RIDE, DON’T HIT SHI…
99545830ADVENTURE NEVER FAILS
99540964AFTER ALL… YOU KNOW THIS GUY
99544360AGAINST
99535384ALASKAN CAPTAIN
99539795ALL ABOUT JESUS
99545863ALOHA NEVER FAILS
99540446ALWAYS OPEN
99535835AMERICA BEFORE
99535731AMERICAN BEFORE
99540635AMERICAN CHRISTIAN
99541805AN ANGEL IS MY CO-DRIVER
99540374BABY SHE’LL DO
99544291BAD HOMBRES
99545164BARBELL LIFE
99533779BE KIND EVERYDAY     [sic]
99537472BEER WE GO
99538803BILLIONAIRES SUCK
99535836BREATHE LIFE
99542367CAMP CLUB CREW
99531977CHRISTMAS IS A VERB
99538477DON’T GIVE UP ON GOD
99543900DUMP HIM
99536350EMBRACEABLE ME
99540540EVERY BODY IS A BIKINI BODY
99540096EVERYTHING ON A BAGEL
99517506FIRSTBORN DAUGHTER
99544165FREE ASSEMBLY
99535474GIRL I THINK MY GRANDMA’S A SPY
99538493GOD IS MY BOYFRIEND
99537406GOD IS MY STRENGTH
99541514GODS CHYLD
99538668GRITMAS
99535949GROM MOM
99540157HER BUSINESS
99546031HIGHER THAN A MOFO
99534592HOCKEY HANDSHAKE
99541182HOPE YOU’RE FEELING BETTER
99541364I AM GODS CHYLD
99536401I CAME I SAW I ALOHA
99545621I FLEW THROUGH KRAP TO GET HERE
99544751I’M PROOF OF WHAT GOD CAN DO.
99541094IN MY REST ERA
99538189JESUS DID IT!
99539638JESUS MAKE AMERICA GODLY AGAIN
99541492JESUS RULES
99539049LET’S GO, SAN FRANCISCO!
99539099LET’S GO, SF!
99539131LGSF!
99543622LIVE HOW YOUR DOG LOVES
99543886LOSE HER NUMBER
99543897LOSE MY NUMBER
99540671LOVE IS ALL THERE IS
99535820LOVE ME LIKE MY DOG
99542301MAKE AMERICA GAMBLE AGAIN
99534727MAKE OFFLINE GREAT AGAIN
99545563MAKING VAGINAS GREAT AGAIN
99541040MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS
99538169MIDWEST FOREVER
99535001MODERN WOMAN
99539358MORE DOGS LESS MORONS
99534043MY HOG
99536254NANA
99543696NO KINGS
99545694ONLY GOD CAN SAVE US
99537149PUT SOME DIRT ON IT.
99536685REINA EMPANADA
99536611RISE UP  LIVE LIFE
99538050RISE WITH ALOHA
99543386SHIT MOMS’ CLUB
99542209SPIRIT
99540123STRONG + SOFT
99538605TAKE RISKS AND PROSPER
99535400THE BROTHERHOOD
99534129TRADEMARKED
99534668UNLEASH THE DADDY
99543461WASH DAY
99545923WHEN I STOPPED LISTENING TO ‘YOU CAN’T’ AND REALIZED WHY I COULD—I AM!
99537379WHEN YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS OVER, THAT’S WHEN YOU LEARN TO LIVE
99543144WORK AMERICA
99538960YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT’S REAL

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99540573855
99535115ADOPT A BLOB
99545754ARC
99535324ARROW LIFE
99544180ATHLETIC WORKS
99541463BALLER
99541178BE YOURSELF ORIGINAL CHARACTER
99542372BEACHBAND
99542052BIRTHDAY CRASHERZ
99542354BUBBLE POPS
99543085CHAMELEON
99541907CHEAT CODE
99541050CHOMPSTER
99545972CRAFTIME
99535415CUBE TRACK
99532241FARTING POTATO
99539108FLIGHT ACE
99536112FLIPPIN’ FETCHER
99534980GIFTING TREE
99542028GLAD YOU WERE BORN TODAY
99538668GRITMAS
99542042HAVE A HAPPIER BIRTHDAY
99535157HERITAGE
99534592HOCKEY HANDSHAKE
99535837JUNK PLANNER
99532243LAUGHING POTATO
99539072LET’S GO, SAN FRANCISCO!
99539097LET’S GO, SF!
99539123LGSF!
99535705MAMMOTH
99535700MAMMOTH
99540598MURDER PUPPET
99545484MUSCLE MASCOTS
99541873NICE DINK
99541307OCCUPY MARS
99536557OFFICIAL TEENAGER     – Goods: party balloons.
99532237POLKA POTATO
99543427POSITIVE CAPYBARA
99534632ROCK PAPER SCISSOR RUMBLE
99532225SWEARING PICKLE
99532233SWEARING POTATO
99533787TINY KANGAROO
99533867TINYZOO
99532236YODELING POTATO

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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