Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 387 freshly registered text trademarks (a surprisingly low number); 321 fully cancelled text marks; and an absolutely massive 929 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98712277 | 294 | Eventually every two- and three-figure number will be a trademark. |
| 97298817 | BARK IF YOU LIKE ART | ARF! |
| 99018984 | BLUE AND ORANGE ARMY | Appears to be a way to do New York Islanders (hockey) merch on the down low. |
| 99080556 | BORN A PIRATE | |
| 98336255 | BURN IT | |
| 98426946 | CHEER ME ON OR MIND YOUR BUSINESS | Applies to most things! |
| 97860584 | CHOOSE HAPPY | It’s usually the easiest choice. |
| 98781350 | DIVORCEAVERSARY | Often worth celebrating! |
| 99027213 | EXPLORING CREW | |
| 98249112 | FOREVER BOUJEE | Didn’t boujee/bougie start out as a negative? |
| 99024404 | FUCK WIND | |
| 98929892 | FUCK¥OUPA¥ME | Yes, she’s using the Yen sign instead of the letter Y. I’d still avoid this phrase with the letter Y. [eyeroll] |
| 98720254 | GOODTIMES CREW | |
| 98869443 | I AM FOREVER | Am I a weirdo for not caring if I leave behind any kind of legacy? |
| 98194628 | I LIKE A LITTLE WHISKEY BEFORE CHURCH | Yeah, I’d probably need some whiskey before going into a church too. 😆 |
| 97773535 | I’M HIGH RIGHT NOW | Never been high, never will be high. |
| 99020557 | INVADER ZIM | But you weren’t using this anyway, right? |
| 98945670 | LEADERSHIP IS FEMININE | |
| 98820713 | LIVE IN YOUR MOOD BOARD | Back in the days before Pinterest (and really, before the internet), we’d make mood boards by cutting up magazines! |
| 99022507 | OBEY GOD. | Pass, thanks. |
| 98949901 | POWERED BY AMBITION | This isn’t me. I’m a total sloth. |
| 98249885 | READY TO LIVE | |
| 99030228 | RICH IN FAITH | |
| 98103339 | SCHRUTE FARMS | Owner is NBC Universal. But you weren’t using this anyway, right? |
| 99029219 | SMUG ARMY | Guaranteed to enrage the opposition. |
| 99022411 | TAKE AIM | |
| 98709059 | TECHNO WHORE | Makes me think of this new Mitchell & Webb sketch. (NSFW) |
| 98432583 | U.S. VINTAGE | |
| 98881143 | USA FLAG | Goods list does not include flags. |
| 90420712 | W1NNING | This one took almost 5 years to get registered! |
| 97338029 | WE WON’T QUIT | |
| 97639760 | WHAT DO YOU RUN FOR? | “If you’ll walk for nothing, Burr, what do you run for?” 🎶 |
| 98318271 | WORTH THE RISK | The key is deciding which things are. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98861180 | CHAMPS ELYSEES | |
| 98898082 | THE 40 DOLLAR TEE | It must be one hell of a great tee. |
| 99131982 | THE CLASSIC T-SHIRT COMPANY | Different owner than the $40 tee, but a similarly supplemental phrase. |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Time for everyone’s (or at least my) favorite game show: WHAT! CHARACTERS! ARE! THEY!? (Answers below.)
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| #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 |
(No, that first one isn’t Lululemon, though it looks pretty similar.)
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86350491 | …BUT GOD |
| 88031964 | AK LIFE |
| 88068000 | AN ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT IN MY RECIPE FOR LIFE |
| 85866881 | AWESOME DAD *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86364310 | BABE WITH THE POWER |
| 88074685 | BASIC FAITH |
| 87604665 | BE EXCEPTIONAL |
| 85928131 | BELTLESS BELT |
| 87405422 | BEYOND BLESSED *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87714766 | BLACK SHEEP BOYS CLUB |
| 88056501 | BMX MOMS |
| 88050946 | COMFY WRAPS |
| 88015428 | COOL MOJO |
| 87735308 | DISTANT TRIBES |
| 85300804 | DOGS ARE IN MY BLOOD |
| 87760671 | DON’T SHUSH ME. |
| 85921598 | FULL TANK |
| 87439728 | GOOD BAR ATTENDER |
| 87495725 | GOOD TIMES ALL THE TIME |
| 87281118 | GRABBIES |
| 85108052 | HALLELUJAH |
| 87321241 | HOW DO YOU HUNT? |
| 88079607 | I’M ALL THAT AND DIM SUM |
| 87281480 | IF HIS THUMBS ARE MOVING, HE’S LYING! |
| 88010026 | IT FEELS DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT IS DIFFERENT |
| 87196635 | IT’S MY WAVE OR THE HIGHWAVE |
| 88024134 | IT’S NOT A PRODUCT. IT’S WHO I AM. |
| 87768972 | JUST FUNKY |
| 87435741 | JUST HOOK IT FISHING |
| 87772875 | KEEP FITNESS LEGAL |
| 86151770 | KEEPER OF MY SOUL |
| 87749496 | LET THE BOYS PLAY |
| 77423814 | MAKE EVERY STEP COUNT |
| 87565511 | MOMS DO IT BETTER |
| 87327983 | MOTIVATED LIFE |
| 87767329 | NAMASTATE |
| 88132500 | NO SOUP FOR YOU! |
| 86090142 | PLAY WITH GRIT |
| 79243028 | POWERED LIFE |
| 88100863 | PRO CHAMP |
| 97427869 | PUSSY POWER *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86324969 | PUT A NERD ON IT |
| 87227268 | REBEL DRINKER |
| 87742023 | REEL COWBOY |
| 87742032 | REEL COWGIRL |
| 86301724 | S.L.A.M. SWEAT LIKE A MOTHER |
| 86345091 | SPEED ALWAYS WINS |
| 85300796 | SPEED IS IN MY BLOOD |
| 87739303 | STREET HABIT |
| 88017493 | STREET KINGS |
| 85862433 | SWEATING FOR THE WEDDING *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86324976 | TALK NERDY TO ME *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87703520 | TEAM CANNABIS |
| 74466689 | THE COMPETITOR |
| 87821227 | TRAINWRECK |
| 87936866 | VALIDATION NOT NEEDED |
| 86708427 | WE MAKE ‘EM PAY! |
| 86708474 | WE MAKE THEM PAY! |
| 86333187 | WE MATCH! |
| 87206674 | WICKED JEZEBEL FEMINIST |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97243811 | 360 |
| 88909971 | 1972 |
| 90706095 | 5 MORE SLEEPS |
| 90866528 | ABC (ALWAYS BE COMFORTABLE) |
| 90631272 | ADVENTUR·ISH |
| 90778659 | ANTI COLLECTOR COLLECTOR CLUB |
| 97797342 | APPROVED |
| 90536754 | ATLANTA HOT WINGS |
| 98570953 | BAD BITCH SOFT LIFE |
| 97662090 | BE OUTSTANDING |
| 87888431 | BE YOU |
| 90357619 | BLESSINGS AND MIRACLES |
| 90878106 | BRAND NEW DAY |
| 98209999 | BRIDE CAMP |
| 90872970 | CERTIFIED HAPPY |
| 90576744 | CHARGED BY NATURE |
| 97613350 | COLD IS MY MEDICINE |
| 97354838 | COMPLICATED BITCH |
| 97618927 | COVENANT CHICK |
| 97531042 | CRUISERS |
| 97610676 | DAD GOODS |
| 97682160 | DEFINITELY NOT A CULT |
| 97893893 | DON’T RECIPROCATE, DOMINATE |
| 90597591 | DON’T WAIT CREATE |
| 90327370 | DRAFT |
| 98572184 | DRIVE FAST ALL GAS |
| 98222206 | DRIVEN LIFE |
| 97861616 | ENGAGE OR DIE |
| 90614710 | ESCAPING THE PRISON |
| 90886674 | EVERY DAY IS A HXLIDAY |
| 97549506 | FOOTBALL IS AWESOME |
| 87498573 | FUCKING |
| 98569330 | FUKUMOFO |
| 97468046 | GEEZER LIFE |
| 97699655 | GENDER FREE |
| 97448458 | GET MENTAL |
| 97842410 | GOOD NEWS ONLY |
| 97760334 | GOT YOU COVERED |
| 97450041 | GUINEA PIG GANG |
| 98559289 | HAPPINESS IS EXPENSIVE |
| 97367535 | HAPPY CUSTOMERS |
| 88981032 | HAPPY STATE |
| 90037495 | HAVE A GOD ONE |
| 98569426 | HELLO AGAIN |
| 97759811 | I FEEL LIKE A CHAMPION |
| 98581273 | IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, CALL ME, SO WE CAN GET IN TROUBLE TOGETHER. |
| 97821673 | I’M JUST TRYING TO GO HOME |
| 90611949 | IMMACULATE VIBES |
| 97782719 | IN CRYPTO WE TRUST |
| 98490701 | IN DUST WE TRUST |
| 90639254 | IN FANS WE TRUST |
| 98312506 | IN OTHER WORDS |
| 97756002 | JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD. |
| 98576853 | KEEP SOBER WEIRD |
| 97917261 | KEEPIN’ IT WET |
| 90601202 | LAUNCH THAT SHIT |
| 97020122 | LET’S RAP |
| 90641192 | LIFE IS A SCAM |
| 90544064 | LIFE IS NOT A SPECTATOR SPORT |
| 88975709 | LIFE’S IN BLOOM |
| 98547621 | LITTLE DUDE AND YOU |
| 97815334 | LIVE UNTETHERED |
| 90564505 | LIVE WIDE OPEN |
| 90866586 | LIVING SLOWLY |
| 97841882 | LOSE MY NUMBER |
| 90536042 | LUG LIFE |
| 97428209 | LUG NUT |
| 98580977 | MAKE AMERICA CHRISTIAN AGAIN |
| 98837894 | MAKE ANGLING GREAT AGAIN |
| 98553124 | MOM MOB |
| 97888606 | MORE THAN A BABY |
| 98490727 | MOTHERING AUTISM |
| 97728356 | NEVER ARGUE WITH YOUR WIFE JUST DICKER |
| 98542391 | NO FEET FOR FREE |
| 97841931 | NOT WEIRD, JUST CURIOUS |
| 98570256 | PADDLE BRAT |
| 88813481 | PAPYRUS |
| 97334216 | PLAY HAPPY |
| 90830329 | PORN |
| 90830401 | PORN STAR |
| 90558743 | PRIDE FAMILY |
| 90576065 | PRINCE OF DARKNESS |
| 97756001 | PROFESSIONAL DICKAROUNDER. |
| 97334879 | PURE HONEY |
| 97084624 | PUT YOUR PANTS ON |
| 97821212 | RUSSIAN LIVES MATTER |
| 97336494 | RUST |
| 90841236 | SEX ON THE BEACH |
| 97492988 | SHE ROLLS |
| 97555154 | SLEEPER HOLD |
| 90830379 | SOFT & DREAMY |
| 98104686 | SPOOKY BOOTY |
| 97574976 | STANK FACE OR YOUR MONEY BACK |
| 90306927 | TEAM KINDLY |
| 90267323 | TESTING |
| 97592693 | THAT’S A TRIGGER FOR ME |
| 98575940 | THE 5 F’S F – FIND THEM F – FRIEND THEM F- FINGER THEM F – FUCK THEM F – FORGET THEM |
| 98566258 | THERAPY & ORGASMS |
| 90255106 | THERE IS NO I IN USA ONLY US |
| 90542462 | THINK I’M IN LOVE |
| 97585773 | THREE OF HEARTS |
| 97778477 | TORNODDLER |
| 90259573 | VEGAN FOR LIFE |
| 97745735 | WACKY TOBACKY |
| 97475051 | WE ARE THE 7TH FAN |
| 97755721 | WELCOME TO MONDAY |
| 90600984 | WHAT IS LIFE |
| 97234882 | WHOLESOMETARIAN |
| 98570925 | WRITTEN BY GOD |
| 90603084 | YA DAMN RIGHT |
WHAT! CHARACTERS! ARE! THEY!? Answers:
1: OW / 2: G / 3: 66 / 4: 2 & 4
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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