MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: September 14, 2025 – September 20, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

993931137 HOUR PATCH
99395936ACE OF BLADES
99402404AF
99336637ANCIENT NATURE
99395568BATH TIME BODY PAINTS
99400125BEAUTY HAPPENS HERE
99399318BEST PAL
99393615BODY BUTTA
99397000BOLD ROOTS
99399712BRIGHT COSMETICS
99391636FAR FROM ORDINARY
99394202FAST FRESH
99403603FOR CENTURIES
99402878FRESH BREASTS
99397990HAPPY VEGAN
99391826JUSTADUDE
99392946LAUNDRY DETERGENT SHEETS PRO
99392950LAUNDRY DETERGENT SHEETS ULTRA
99395013MAMA’S HANDS
99394827OCEAN HAIR
99397784OLD PEOPLE SMELL
99392361ORGANIC SOAK
99403260OVER THE MOON
99393235PLAY FOAM
99396294PLAYWASH
99403521PRESSURE WASHER IN A BOTTLE
99398820SCRUBBED
99401473THE GOOD LIFE
99395294WICKED GOOD SCENT
99400989YASS CLEAN

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99391930ENCHANTED ESCAPES
99396213EVER AURA
99393138GARAGE BEER
99392361ORGANIC SOAK
99399540RITZY HOTEL FRAGRANCE
99397594SCENTS THAT TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE
99400746SMELLS LIKE SUMMER BREAK!
99401473THE GOOD LIFE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

994032501X
99394949ALTITUDE
99395394BACKSTAGE PASS
99400315BUILT TO PROTECT
99398161DIGITAL DESIGNERS     – Goods: Downloadable computer graphics.
99403615FOCUS FRIEND     – If you need a focus timer, I love this sweet little one!!
99397793MAGIC HEART
99402950MERGE
99401091NO CHIMNEY? NO PROBLEM!
99397027PILOT.AUTO
99399834PLATE
99401183RESIN
99392000SINCERELY YOURS
99403369SOUND GAMES
99400760THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA     – Applicant: Hemingway, Ltd.
99397448WHY AMERICA MATTERS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99400640AVANT GARDEN
99397928BAD BINCH
99401625BITCOIN DIAMOND
99391867BORNE WILD
99398393CRAFT TIME
99401002DELUXE TREASURES
99402724DIGITAL HOROLOGY
99398928EAST COAST JEWELS
99399210ENDLESLOOP
99402777FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEIR WORTH—AND WEAR IT WELL
99394421IMPURITY RING
99399578INSIGHT RING
99392435JEWEL STAR
99393104PRIVATE KEY
99398580SOUTHERN MILF
99402449STARGLASS
99397076TANGO WHISKEY ALPHA
99402779WEAR YOUR WORTH
99393043YOUR VIBE, AMPLIFIED.

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99402373AMBITION WITH GRACE
99397939ANXIETY PENS
99403023BABY ACADEMY BOOKS
99403404BAGS FOR KEEPS
99394075BOUNDARY QUEEN
99393717BRIGHTEN A HEART
99392709CHECKMATE
99391865CHIEF CHRISTMAS OFFICER
99398556CHRISTIAN SYSTEMS THINKING
99394760COUNTDOWN TO DIWALI
99398406CRAFT TIME
99398486CREATIVE SAFETY SUPPLY
99396581DON’T TALK TO ME, I’M COLORING
99395310DRAWSTORIES
99394028DREAM WITH GOD
99398035DRIVEN FURTHER
99391594DROP BALLOONS NOT BOMBS
99394683FOR THE BRAND
99393597FROST FORM
99393151GARAGE BEER
99372530GETTING YOUR SHIP TOGETHER
99395280GLITCHY
99398573GOD’S MATH
99401801GREY DESK JOURNALS
99397776HAPPIER AFTER
99393964HOCUS POCUS
99403569HOOF LIFE
99396936I CAN WE CAN
99392462IF WE’RE ALL NICE
99392887IF YOU’RE DUMB, YOU’VE GOT TO BE TOUGH
99402164INSPIREWITHPRINT
99394019KEPT WIFE
99394177LADIES WHO LAUNCH
99392189LEGACY UNFOLDED
99401155LITTLE BEASTS
99396084LOVE RICHER
99397793MAGIC HEART
99398520MAMA’S TOUCH BOOKS
99397431MIMI MADE
99398883MINI WRITABLES
99398979MOST MAGICAL BOOK CLUB
99401091NO CHIMNEY? NO PROBLEM!
99398391OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
99397404ONLY LOVE MATTERS
99395754OUTLAW WIFEY
99403473PERSIAN LANGUAGE LEARNING
99401688REALITY NEGOTIABLE
99398964SCRIBBLY
99398974SCRIBBLY BOOKS
99399111SENTRY SLEEVES
99394289SHAKESPEARE CITY
99402339SISTERHOOD SAVED ME
99398580SOUTHERN MILF
99403608SPEAK LIFE
99403327THE BEDSIDE JOURNAL
99400760THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA
99397136THE YOGA TOOL KIT
99395828TINY BUDDHA
99396857TINY WORDS
99397683WALK IN FAITH
99395739WAND WORK
99398523WHAT THE #@%# MAMA!
99390910WHAT’S IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?
99396743WHO HURT YOU?
99397323WHY AMERICA MATTERS
99395365YOUR LIFE SUCKS, NOW WHAT?

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

99403404BAGS FOR KEEPS
99392009BEE NESTING
99393717BRIGHTEN A HEART
99398518BRING MORE TO LIFE
99397207BUILT TO LAST LEATHERWORK
99392696CHECKMATE
99394683FOR THE BRAND
99392360FOREVER GIRLFRIENDS
99396054JESUS EXCEEDS EVERY PRAYER
99402109KIND SINCE ‘99
99399999LONE RIDER
99396444PANHANDLE PRINCESS
99400582PEACEMAN
99398580SOUTHERN MILF
99397388SUBJECT TO CHANGE
99398239TEN THOUSAND
99394136TRAVELETTE
99397893YOU ARE THE GOOD NEWS!

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

99397803AIRHEAD
99400640AVANT GARDEN
99393717BRIGHTEN A HEART
99401548BUILD TOGETHER
99393483CALM CUDDLES
99398417CRAFT TIME
99399088CRAFTED LUXURY YOU DESERVE
99398486CREATIVE SAFETY SUPPLY
99398684DEEPER SLEEP, BETTER LIFE
99399084ENJOY COZY TIME
99379114FIREPALACE
99392360FOREVER GIRLFRIENDS
99402561GARAGEBASESYSTEMS
99391757GRID WALL PANEL
99399113HAPPY TOGETHER, HAPPY IN LOVE
99396824LOUNGEOLOGY
99396355MINUTE STOOL
99397669MOBILITY DESIGNED
99400334MOMENTO
99392852MOTHERDUCKER’S
99403170REMNANT RACKS
99403179SLAB RACKS
99393519SLEEP LIKE A LEGEND
99398329STORAGE BLOX
99403151THE ORIGINAL REMNANT RACKS
99399081WHERE COZY MEETS STYLE
99398044YOU DESERVE IT
99393043YOUR VIBE, AMPLIFIED.

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9939525350 STRONG
99401058ABOUT YOU
99400631AUTUMN BERRY
99403404BAGS FOR KEEPS
99395616BAKE-A-SAURUS REX
99396003BE RIGHT-MINDED
99395989BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
99397273BELOVE
99393615BODY BUTTA
99393777BULLRIDER
99394818CHEF HANDS
99394652CHEFGUARD
99391865CHIEF CHRISTMAS OFFICER
99397069COUNTRY CHEF
99400325DAILY ESSENTIAL
99392912DRINK PLANTS BABE
99392473DRINK THERAPY
99393793EVERY LAST DROP
99401966F*CK ROBOTS
99399538FLAT OUT FLAT TOPS
99399537FLAT OUT FLAVOR
99394683FOR THE BRAND
99392360FOREVER GIRLFRIENDS
99393597FROST FORM
99393155GARAGE BEER
99400736GOT MICE?
99397017HAIL YOURSELF
99392963HAUTE MAISON
99402872HONEY DO
99392887IF YOU’RE DUMB, YOU’VE GOT TO BE TOUGH
99402082KIND SINCE ‘99
99399458KINDNESS JAR
99399482LOVE THIS FOR US
99400501MADE BY HUMANS
99401091NO CHIMNEY? NO PROBLEM!
99398246REFRESH TOWELS
99399540RITZY HOTEL FRAGRANCE
99396730SCRUB SMARTER NOT HARDER
99398839SENPAI SHAKERS
99398268SENPAI SHAKERS     – Two different applicants! (??)
99402339SISTERHOOD SAVED ME
99398580SOUTHERN MILF
99398329STORAGE BLOX
99398576TO TABLE
99392336TRY TO KEEP UP
99392333TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HER
99402917ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLER
99395931WE LIVE FOR SATURDAYS
99396743WHO HURT YOU?
99402285YOU ARE DESIGNED
99393043YOUR VIBE, AMPLIFIED.

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

993922047 SHORT 1 LONG
99393717BRIGHTEN A HEART
99392733CHECKMATE
99399088CRAFTED LUXURY YOU DESERVE
99399595CRAFTYPALS
99398684DEEPER SLEEP, BETTER LIFE
99399084ENJOY COZY TIME
99394683FOR THE BRAND
99403449GOD SAVE THE COWBOY
99399113HAPPY TOGETHER, HAPPY IN LOVE
99395584LONE RIDER
99400290LUXE LOOM
99387486MANNED AND READY. ANYTIME. ANYPLACE.
99399699ONE SHOT
99402507PLUSH RITUAL
99399708SNUGGLEFACE
99398580SOUTHERN MILF
99396381THIS CLASSROOM IS BETTER WITH YOU IN IT
99399081WHERE COZY MEETS STYLE
99398044YOU DESERVE IT

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

993920721GOD
99392846ANGRY BUT JUSTIFIED
99393745ANOTHER KIND OF AI … ACTUAL INTELLIGENCE
99399611ART THAT MOVES YOU
99396838BABYDADDYLIVESMATTER
99397928BAD BINCH
99395780BALL IS MORE
99396003BE RIGHT-MINDED
99400897BEAST MODE     – I think this applicant is Jimmy Donaldson/Mr. Beast’s company.
99398089BLOODY LOOGIE
99400762BORING GOLF BRAND
99394075BOUNDARY QUEEN
99403071BOYZ N DA HOOD
99400302BRATTY KICKS
99393717BRIGHTEN A HEART
99396465BUILT FOR WORK. WORN FOR LIFE.
99392630CARDS WITH THE BOYS
99392814CARDS WITH THE GIRLS
99400558CASUAL SEX IS AN OXYMORON
99393806CHARLIE KIRK’S LIFE MATTERS
99392701CHECKMATE
99391865CHIEF CHRISTMAS OFFICER
99400112CMFY LYFE
99393507COOL IS DEAD
99403281COWBOY WELLNESS CLUB
99399880COZY CUDDLE
99397407DANCING QUEENS
99403116DARK RAINBOW
99398684DEEPER SLEEP, BETTER LIFE
99397678DISGUSTINGLY WELL-READ
99396702DON’T COUNT MY POCKETS
99392473DRINK THERAPY
99398035DRIVEN FURTHER
99391594DROP BALLOONS NOT BOMBS
99398166DRUNK & RICH
99393150EASY LIKE SUNDAY
99394345EVERY HEART HAS A STORY
99393570EVERY STEP A PLEASURE
99401966F*CK ROBOTS
99395449FAIRWAYS & GREENS
99399454FAITHFUL OVER FAMOUS
99394683FOR THE BRAND
99392360FOREVER GIRLFRIENDS
99401774FOREVER SITUATED
99400499FREEDOM IS GRINDING
99395517FRESH DON’T STOP
99401254FUCK IT BOOK IT
99393158GARAGE BEER
99393384GENTLEMEN’S WEEKEND
99392442GET THAT CONTRACT.
99399824GET THE MOST OUT OF LIFE
99398932GOD GLORIFIED
99403449GOD SAVE THE COWBOY
99395740GOD SEASON
99395851GOT IT
99397508GOT LUCKY
99401109HANG UP DOUBT.
99393888HE ABOVE ALL
99399970HERE FOR THE VIBES
99400916HIGH NOTES
99401421HOW ARE YOU USING YOUR PRIVILEGE?  (THIS WILL TYPICALLY APPEAR IN A CIRCULAR FORM AND WILL SOMETIMES BE USED ALONE, AND SOMETIMES USED AS A LOGO ACCOMPANYING OTHER CLOTHING AND ACCESSORY MESSAGING)     [sic – may be revised to remove the parenthetical phrase]
99391571HRD. WRK. PYS. OFF.
99396993I AM CHARLIE
99396773I AM CHARLIE     – Two different applicants.
99401792I CHANGED MY MIND
99393593I HAVE PULL WITH GOD
99393701I LIVE BELOW MY MEAN$ BUT NOT BENEATH MY JOY
99391877I OWE MY LONG LIFE TO MEN, WATER, AND BEAN BURRITOS – BOB PETTIT
99403054I’M COUNTRY
99392887IF YOU’RE DUMB, YOU’VE GOT TO BE TOUGH
99392982IMMORTAL ZEUS
99395935IT GOTTA MAKE SENSE
99383369IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE GREAT
99396054JESUS EXCEEDS EVERY PRAYER
99401989JEWS IN SPACE
99399619JOIN THE RIDE
99402165JOLLY GOLF
99402539KEEP TRAINING POSITIVE
99394019KEPT WIFE
99396193KICK ASS CARDIO
99399404KILL BEERS, NOT BEARS.
99402109KIND SINCE ‘99
99402082KIND SINCE ‘99     – Same applicant for both.
99399090LEAD WITHOUT FEAR
99398072LEARN TO LOVE IT BLACK
99401267LEGAL JARGON
99400241LET’S UNITE AMERICA
99393218LIBERTY250
99393276LICENSED TO LISTEN
99400551LIFE WAS GOOD
99401155LITTLE BEASTS
99398404LIVING WORD
99395584LONE RIDER
99395648LOVE ONE ANOTHER
99400501MADE BY HUMANS
99393237MADE THE HARD WAY
99391758MAKE GIRLS CUM AGAIN
99401789MODEL CITIZEN
99393844MONEY GROWS ON TREES
99400866MRBEAST MODE
99397163NATURAL TITTIES. NATURAL STOMACH. NATURAL ASS.
99393540NEARLY NOTHING
99395029NEW FAE
99401091NO CHIMNEY? NO PROBLEM!
99393883NO EXCUSES. JUST RESULTS.
99393841NO ONE DOES GAME DAY BETTER
99398136NO!
99400554NOSEY
99393778NOT SO LITTLE
99397404ONLY LOVE MATTERS
99400786PEACEMAN
99399850PEOPLE I CAN’T TRAVEL WITH
99400602POST SHOWER VEST
99391983PRETTY GIRLS BARBER CLUB
99396742PRETTY SOFT
99400829PROMISED LAND
99399315PUPPY’S LOVE
99393135RESILIENT BUT TIRED
99395330RICH BITCH BEHAVIOR
99394633RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS
99394516ROWDY MOMS
99398032RUN NAKED
99392904SAFE HANDLER
99395542SAFETY VEST     – Goods include hi-viz apparel, fireproof clothing, protective clothing, etc.
99393159SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST
99395544SEND IT!
99391929SHORT CUTS + SHADES
99392000SINCERELY YOURS
99400886SINGLE PARENT POWER
99402339SISTERHOOD SAVED ME
99392045SLEEPING AT A DANGEROUS TIME
99398294SMALL TOWN BALLERS
99398580SOUTHERN MILF
99400094SPITE CLUB
99398577STRESS MANAGEMENT
99402861STRETCH LAB
99393466SWEATPRINT
99395929TAILGATING CHAMPION
99392270TAKE BACK THE STREETS
99401451THE CONSIDERED LIFE
99394134THE FEELINGS DEPT
99398769THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYERS CLUB
99400760THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA
99396941THE PATRIARCHY
99402990THE RIGHT BOOK CLUB
99396044THE WALK CLUB
99392336TRY TO KEEP UP
99392333TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HER
99394399UNCHARTED TERRITORY
99394839VEGAS AIN’T DEAD
99403345VINTAGE NOSTALGIA
99398809VYBES
99391783WALKING ON THE BEACH
99402230WEAR YOUR STORY
99402754WEAVE ADDICTION
99392412WEIGHTLIFTING DADDIES
99392417WEIGHTLIFTING MOMMIES
99392699WELCOME BACK BRO
99397496WE’VE GOT YOUR SIX
99396093WHAT WOULD CHARLIE DO
99393747WINNERS NEVER QUIT
99392902WOMEN ARE TOUGH
99396232WORSHIP CHANGED MY LIFE
99395365YOUR LIFE SUCKS, NOW WHAT?

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99399606BRING YOUR HOME TO LIFE
99393777BULLRIDER
99392704CHECKMATE
99398495CRAFT TIME
99400511CROWNED EDGE
99398920DOLLY PRETTY HAIR
99398967DOLLY PRETTY WIG
99393907ELECTRIC BRAIDS
99394868GAME DAY GLAM
99392679PURPLE FOR PEACE
99393837SWEETLY
99392071THE SLATE SCRUNCHIE
99399605TREES FOR LIFE
99393043YOUR VIBE, AMPLIFIED.

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including door mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99395040COLOR CANVAS
99395923HAUTE LIVING
99391857LET THESE WALLS TALK
99392647NORTHERN LINE
99394379PET FRIENDLY MAT
99397856REVIVE
99395400RUG&PLAY
99399819STICK. STYLE. SWAP.
99394378WASHMAT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99394298AGE 4 TO FOREVER
99392391ARBOR PLAY
99396755ASTRO-TREE
99394500BASEBALL SHUFFLE
99403694BEAST BUDDIES
99393717BRIGHTEN A HEART
99400962BUTTON PRESS
99393483CALM CUDDLES
99392685CHECKMATE
99397371CHOCOLATE PUDDING
99403147COSMIC
99396260CRAFTY DOG
99391962DICEBUDDY
99391661DINKIES
99394268DINOSAUR PEE
99399831DREAM FAIRY
99396963DTMF
99395085ECLIPSE
99395885EPIC MAGIC KIT
99392715FEED YOUR FIRE
99400007FELINE FRENZY
99397788FISHING HOLE
99394683FOR THE BRAND
99393163GARAGE BEER
99395275GYM ANGEL
99393655HYPER BLAST
99392248IT’S GIRL TIME
99402165JOLLY GOLF
99402896LAUNCHABLES
99395943LILYPAD
99401155LITTLE BEASTS
99402170MA BEAR
99397793MAGIC HEART
99401008MIMIC
99396903MIRACLE IN A MANGER
99399157NEVER LAY UP
99401091NO CHIMNEY? NO PROBLEM!
99400582PEACEMAN
99402880PERFECT GAME FASTPITCH
99394686REAL. FRESH-CUT. SCENT.     – Goods: Christmas tree ornaments.
99395726ROUND
99396317SANTABEAR
99395544SEND IT!
99398230SMART DUMMY
99400117THE GAME OF LOVE
99400236TOYVERSE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99395036ACCURATE RECYCLING
99402717BARELY ON BRAND
99401230CONFLUENCE
99396457DIAMOND
99403321FOR PLANET & PROGRESS
99403363FOR PROGRESS & PLANET
99395050GORGEOUS GAYS
99400594HOW’S THE WEATHER?
99397126IMPROVING TOMORROW, DELIVERING TODAY
99400501MADE BY HUMANS
99399570MAGNET THE MOMENT
99403103MAJESTY
99393682NEW DAY, NEW WAY
99400943OUTLAW SWAG
99400137OWN YOUR STONES
99391744SA-WAD-DEEZ NUTTS
99396816SACRED ETCH
99391929SHORT CUTS + SHADES
99398220STRONG BALLS
99392868TUTOR
99395339WATER BOYS
99402521WHAT CAN WE BUILD FOR YOU?
99397889YAKIMA VALLEY HOP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

 



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