MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: August 24, 2025 – August 30, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

99354724A NAIL POLISH AS UNIQUE AS YOU
99359241APPLY WHEN WET
99362814BAD HAIR DAY
99357865BODY RITUAL
99364323BREAKOUT BUDDIES
99357516CAR COLOGNES
99360991CHIEF CONFIDENCE OFFICER
99355591DERMAFREEZE
99355767DIGITAL PRESS ON ACRYLICS
99361482FACE SMOOTHIE
99363482FIRST DATE
99361695FLOWER DISTRICT
99356190GLAM PREP
99360711HAUTE SAUCE     – Once again, I’m begging you. HAUTE is pronounced like “oat,” not like “hot.”
99356715HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
99358195IDEAL CHOICE
99358642IT’S TALLOW
99358649IT’STALLOW
99357625KITTY WIPES
99359530LAST CALL
99360880LAUNDRY LABS
99364146LET’S GO HOME
99356096LOVE THE SKIN YOU’RE IN
99357905LUNCHBOX
99361371MEN HAVE SKIN TOO
99358613MOTHER NATURE
99360203PEEL DROPS
99358877PHARMACY BEST
99356189PLOT TWIST
99361317PRETTY BOY
99356777RARE
99356770RARE BEAUTY
99359733RETINAL SHOT
99355811SHOWGIRL
99364785SNIF ME     [sic]
99366269TWO CHEEKS

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99361610CALIFORNIA RESOURCES
99354206CHROME HEARTS
99362318CLEANBURN
99354197HOT WAX
99355573IT’S LIT CANDLES
99358642IT’S TALLOW
99358649IT’STALLOW
99354124LEGENDARY MELTS
99364146LET’S GO HOME
99358174MAGIC CRUISE LINE
99354471PRESUMED INNOSCENT
99356770RARE BEAUTY
99362314SCENT PROTOCOL
99359003WIZARDING WORLD     – Applicant has nothing to do with Harry Potter.

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99358100BARCODE
99360894BIFROST
99354206CHROME HEARTS
99357980CREATE & INK
99361119FOOD JOURNAL
99364632GET BIRDING
99363844GET GREAT DONE
99366262GOT AGENT?
99352690MEMORY MAGNETS CO
99361785POISON HELP
99360220PRE-PUSH
99355440SONGBIRD
99358220THINK. FEEL. BELIEVE. TOGETHER.
99360308VERIFIED HUMAN
99364563ZEN GURU

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99361733AUTOBRIGHTNESS
99341548BREATHEFREE
99355779CHOOSE HANDMADE     – Same applicant for these three “choose” marks.
99355786CHOOSE HEIRLOOMS
99355793CHOOSE STORIES
99357831CLIP HUGGIE
99355176COLOSSUS OF ROADS
99361291FLORAL MEMORIES
99356462GOLD DIGGER     – Applicants: Jordon Hudson & Bill Belichick, as TCE Rights Management.
99365705GOLD FILLED +
99365652GOLD FILLED PLUS
99354442HAPPILY EVER
99361479METROCARD     – Applicant: NYC Metropolitan Transportation Authority.
99358069MONTANA SKY
99361157RIVER SONGS
99357411SPRINKLING JESUS
99365851UNIVERSE CUT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99355479A YEAR OF REMEMBRANCE
99366111ABSTRACT ART SERIES
99363615ADVENTURE MASTER
99355715AFFIRMATIONS FOR HIGH ACHIEVERS
99359657AUTOCRACY PEN
99364133BASIC BOOKISH
99366158BE AWARE. BE STRONG. BE DRUG-FREE.
99365977BEAUTIFULLY BACKWARDS
99363757BIBLE VERSE JAR
99362412BROTHERHOOD OF THE SEA
99355363CALCULUS WITHOUT CALCULUS
99364198CHAOS BOX
99354232COURAGEOUS CREW
99357980CREATE & INK
99366003DEALMAKER’S HANDBOOK
99360565DIGITAL ARTOGRAPHY
99361583DREAM BIG,  MAKE A DIFFERENCE
99364535F.A.T. WITH FAITH
99355599FIELD GUIDE
99366424FIND CREATE JOY
99355584FOLK SONG
99355613GNOME SWEET GNOME     – Are gnomes still a thing in the design world?
99357403GOATED SINCE
99358993HEAVENLY BODIES
99356193HELP US GRIEVE
99355369IT’S JUST A BOX
99354184JESUS WASN’T WHITE, BUT I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS IS
99362883KEEP CARMEL STRANGE
99357892LADY LUCK
99365606LET’S NEVER STAY
99354410LET’S RIP
99362008LIBERALISM – THE ONLY CANCER YOU CAN CURE AT HOME
99363968LIFE IN REWIND
99362382LIVE BEYOND WELL
99359539MERRY BIRTHMAS
99355112MO STATE     – Applicant is Missouri State University.
99365523MONSTER BOX
99355491NOT A REAL SPORT
99356533PICKLE BOY
99361785POISON HELP
99356861POKER WRANGLER
99355653PRIMATE DIET
99361184PUSH AND DELIVER
99354592SEA COWBOY
99357399SILENCE YOUR INNER CRITIC
99363322SOMETHING TO DOODLE
99363729SPEAK WITH JOY
99358062SPIRIT GIRL
99357411SPRINKLING JESUS
99359461STARRY NIGHT
99362054SURVIVAL OF THE SPECIES
99363835TAROT FOR BROS
99355626TRUCKIN’ ALONG
99361879UNWRAPPING  DISAPPOINTMENT
99357462YOU DON’T KNOW SQUAT

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

99364133BASIC BOOKISH
99362412BROTHERHOOD OF THE SEA
99362131CLICKMATE
99355176COLOSSUS OF ROADS
99365287CRAM
99356703ENERGIZED 4 LIFE
99358726FOLLOW THE HOWL
99361534GOOD BY DESIGN
99362530GRAB ‘EM BY THE POOCH
99354885HALF WORK
99354524I GO 4 COFFEE
99361450MOMS OF MAHJONG
99356612NOT YOUR GRANDPA’S GOLF TOWN
99362442PORN
99362446PORN STAR
99363012REINS REIMAGINED
99363042REINS REINVENTED
99362145THE GOOD OLD FUTURE
99357120THE TEDDY BAG
99357252TUGFREE
99359824WIND PROPELLED
99360948WORLD CHAMP

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

993633214-WAY FRENCH CLEAT HANGING SYSTEM
99357959AIRDIRONDACK     [sic]
99364427AURA PILLOW
99354915AWAKENING CREATIVITY
99355980BATTLEBOXES
99360101BEST FLUFFIN’ PILLOW
99358970BLOOM
99365716BOBBLEHEAD     – Goods: a variety of pillows and cushions.
99362011DEEPLOVE
99357900ENGAGED LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN
99362882ENJOY THE EXPLORATION
99359062FAUCETMIRROR
99358116HOOK RAIL
99355816HOUSE OF PETS
99365765INSTA-STACK
99358508KINDER PARK
99364146LET’S GO HOME
99362204MARTIAN
99355223MODCRAFT
99357813NEW HABITS
99359437PRAY ON IT PRAY OVER IT PRAY THROUGH IT
99360884QUICK DROP
99360103RESTING BLISS FACE
99356605SHADE HANG
99362480SLEEP & STORE
99355108SLEEP LIKE A HUMAN
99361703SLEEP MONSTER
99363309SLUMBERCOOL MATTRESS
99358881TABLE TREE
99365052THE PALLET PRO
99357498WE ROLL. NEVER FOLD.
99358742WORM

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9935976810STONE     – 1 stone = 14 pounds, just like 1 fortnight = 14 days.
99365764ABSOFNLUTELY
99355544BANNED FROM BROADWAY
99366520BASIC
99364133BASIC BOOKISH
99360927BIG MAN NATION
99362412BROTHERHOOD OF THE SEA
99365493BUILD A BOX
99354206CHROME HEARTS
99366020COFFEE WITH JESUS
99358517COME TASTE A GOOD TIME
99366215CORE CLAD
99363249DEAR MISTER
99356876DO GOOD
99356703ENERGIZED 4 LIFE
99362882ENJOY THE EXPLORATION
99363313FANTASTIC GIFTS
99363523FROSTED DOG
99365149GUNK GAL
99359552HELLO CLEAN
99355262HELLO HOBBY
99359080HIDE A STRAW
99354601HUG IN A MUG
99354524I GO 4 COFFEE
99365765INSTA-STACK
99358992LEARN. IMPROVE. IMPACT.
99364340LINESLIFE
99360309MAN TABLES
99362204MARTIAN
99359539MERRY BIRTHMAS
99355112MO STATE
99361450MOMS OF MAHJONG
99363599MULTIPET HOME
99357813NEW HABITS
99358051PISTOL POUR
99361811POISON HELP
99355944SIP PURE
99354097SODA HELPER
99359361TENOCLOCK
99363972TOUGH TOUCH
99365793TWISTED BISCUIT
99362675VIBE HAUS

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

99356872ALL Y’ALL ARE WELCOME BUT YOU GOTTA ACT RIGHT
99356472AMERICAN COTTON
99364645BABYMOON BEACH CLUB
99363614BEANS FOR BEINGS
99360098BEST FLUFFIN’ COMFORTER
99354206CHROME HEARTS
99363249DEAR MISTER
99361248DEEPLOVE
99363478DRAIN THE SWAMP
99356912EAST COAST
99364146LET’S GO HOME
99358596LET’S GROW, BLOOM, AND ROOT FOR EACH OTHER
99356879LONG LIVE BOYHOOD
99354138LUXURY FOR LITTLES
99355112MO STATE
99363599MULTIPET HOME
99360103RESTING BLISS FACE
99365115SHINY BATH
99363309SLUMBERCOOL MATTRESS
99358324SPEEDY SOAKER
99358904THE CHRISTMAS BRIDGE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99365764ABSOFNLUTELY
99360796AMERICA ONLY
99356356ANYTHING U MANIFEST
99359702APPETITE FOR SMOKE
99359179B-21
99359190B-21 RAIDER
99364573BABYBUB
99364228BACK TO MY ROOTS
99363330BACK TO THE BEGINNING
99360670BAD NEWS BASS
99357941BADGER
99356455BALD
99355544BANNED FROM BROADWAY
99353981BARELY RICH
99364133BASIC BOOKISH
99359011BECOME ANIMAL
99358934BEE THE RESISTANCE
99363724BEEN DOPE NEVER REGULAR
99360927BIG MAN NATION
99356312BLACK STARS CAN SHINE TOO
99363514BLESSED BY THE LORD
99356261BLITCHES     [sic]
99364220BLUNT BESTIES
99356955BREWIES
99362412BROTHERHOOD OF THE SEA
99367054BRUTAL CUDDLERS
99356474BURSTING WITH COMFORT
99361538BUTTER MITTS
99356244BUTTERSOFT
99363545CALIFORNIA SURF
99367043CAUSE I’M FROM BALTIMORE
99356670CHATGPT FOR PRESIDENT
99362750CHECK DAT FOOTWORK
99354536CHICANO STATE OF MIND
99354048CHILL VIBES
99355098CHOSEN PEOPLE
99357565CLASSIC COWGIRL
99366020COFFEE WITH JESUS
99355176COLOSSUS OF ROADS
99358517COME TASTE A GOOD TIME
99365887CREATIVITY IS MY SUPERPOWER
99358789CREATURE CALLED HUMAN
99358029DADS FIGURE IT OUT
99365380DAINTY GIRLS CLUBHOUSE
99365556DEAR LOVE,
99360967DESIGN AF
99361253DR. PRESCRIPTION
99360365FLOAT ALL DAY
99359187FLRT
99361605FOREVER KING
99363782FREEBIRD
99356901GET PAID TO BE YOURSELF
99356530GIRL, HEAL.
99354923GIRLS WHO SMASH
99356165GOD PROBLEMS
99363776GOLF IS NOT FAIR
99363817GOLF’S NOT FAIR
99361534GOOD BY DESIGN
99356835GOOD PEOPLE
99358076GRATITUDE LEADS TO GLADITUDE
99354694GREATNESS UNDERRATED SINCE 2017
99360961GRIT BASEBALL
99365253HAPPY MAHJ-ING
99359911HATE IS A WEAK EMOTION
99366966HATER FUEL AND H8R FUEL
99364714HEALING MY WAY
99362885I AM KNOWN
99360450I DESTROYED CANCER TODAY. WHAT DID YOU DO?
99354524I GO 4 COFFEE
99361313I’M GOING PLACES
99356736I’M GEN X I WILL FIGHT YOU
99354600IN HOOPS WE TRUST
99363141JESUS WAS A HUGGER
99354184JESUS WASN’T WHITE, BUT I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS IS
99355884JIFFY
99365560JUST START
99362883KEEP CARMEL STRANGE
99361224LAMBS OF CHRIST
99355617LATE NIGHT DJ
99358992LEARN. IMPROVE. IMPACT.
99366431LEGNUT ALLERGY
99366874LET’S GO ON AN ADVENTURE
99364146LET’S GO HOME
99358599LIFE SUCKS
99354798LITTLE PLANT
99365293LIVE FROM NEW YORK NOT FOR TOURISTS
99366764LIVE LOUD. RIDE SILENT.
99361829LOCAL CAR SCENE
99363334MAD DRIPPIN
99363351MAD DROPPIN
99361760MAD HUMBLE
99359072MAD LOVABLE
99359263MAD RELAXED
99359895MAKE AMERICA BLUE AGAIN
99360386MAKE LAWNS GREAT AGAIN
99357862MAKE TORTILLAS GREAT AGAIN
99359539MERRY BIRTHMAS
99355112MO STATE
99361450MOMS OF MAHJONG
99362439MONSTERGIRL
99354838MOST LIKELY TO
99361687NEVER A VICTIM
99358832NEVER MISS TWICE
99358055NO SLIPS, JUST NIPS
99355491NOT A REAL SPORT
99356612NOT YOUR GRANDPA’S GOLF TOWN
99358925OF ALL LANDS
99355895ONE WITH THE OCEAN, ONE WITH THE EARTH, ONE WITH HUMANITY
99366239OUR PLEASURE
99361000PEGASUS
99355596PHILADELPHIA IS FOR FIGHTERS
99366202PIRATE GOLF CLUB
99361811POISON HELP
99362471PORN
99362445PORN STAR
99360869PRETTY FEET
99366056PRINCIPAL
99360329ROTTEN AMERICA
99363039ROTTEN TOTS
99364060SAINTS RUN CLUB
99354592SEA COWBOY
99357225SEW RAD
99361988SHE’S LIMITLESS
99364996SMOKE THE BOWLS
99360750SO DAME GOOD
99366659SOBER IS HOT
99365093SOMEONE YOU KNOW LOVES SOMEONE WITH AUTISM
99363718SOMETHING TERRIBLE
99358062SPIRIT GIRL
99357411SPRINKLING JESUS
99356840STOP THE HATE DROP THE MURDER RATE
99362374THE BACH
99364848THERE’S NO I IN ALPHA
99362548THIN THE HERD
99358929TONE IT DOWN
99362018TOP TIER
99365793TWISTED BISCUIT
99360629UNLEASH HAPPINESS
99366024WHAT UP GANG
99357864WHAT’S UP LONG ISLAND?
99362820WHEN THE EARTH SHAKES, STAND YOUR GROUND
99365938WHITE POWDER
99365892WRITER’S WEAR
99356028Y’ALLS GENERATION
99366873YOUR NEW FAVORITE HOODIE

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99359204AMERICA’S BOMBER
99359179B-21
99359190B-21 RAIDER
99357407BADDIES ‘R’ US
99358517COME TASTE A GOOD TIME
99361779MANE HOUSE
99358055NO SLIPS, JUST NIPS
99363086SAVOIR FAIRE FOR YOUR HAIR
99357225SEW RAD

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including door mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99354206CHROME HEARTS
99359725COLORFUL STAR
99361433FRESH COLLECTION
99355684PAWFORMANCE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99366448A BLUEPRINT TO A BETTER YOU
99363615ADVENTURE MASTER
99357600AI TOYS
99357735AIR GAG
99361359AMERICAN BUGLE
99359083BLOWS BUBBLES, NOT SMOKE
99356270BOBBLE BUCK
99359016BUBBLE BLOWING CIGARETTE
99359051BUBBLE CIGARETTE
99356799CAPSULE CRITTERS
99364055CAT-TASTIC
99354206CHROME HEARTS
99362923DINKA HOLICS
99357031FLOAT +
99360365FLOAT ALL DAY
99362358FOAM LIGHT UP STICKS
99358471FUNKY MINI HOUSE
99362530GRAB ‘EM BY THE POOCH
99356590I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
99355012KID MODE
99362366LITTLE OUCHIES TOY
99363223METAL GEAR
99365737MINI MUGSHOT
99361450MOMS OF MAHJONG
99361919MR. SCULPT
99354765NEW WAVE TOYS
99355491NOT A REAL SPORT
99361392PILLOW PETS PUFFS
99366006PLAY EASY
99361811POISON HELP
99363281POSITIVE BAT
99354583POSITIVE PIZZA     – We’re up to 82 marks with “positive” for plush.
99354986PROSPERITY PIG
99355138RAINBOWTOYS
99358592SCHWING
99361590SHINYPALS
99359978SNEK
99360922TEXTURE SQUISH
99358662TINY SEED
99362769TREASURE X: X MARKS THE SPOT!
99360702UNLEASH HAPPINESS
99362097WEATHERED PATCH KIDS
99358742WORM

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99359657AUTOCRACY PEN
99359551CALYPSO’S GARDEN
99356236CLASSIC RECYCLING
99362609EXTRA BOLD CREATIVE
99357774FRONT OF LINE
99358642IT’S TALLOW
99358649IT’STALLOW
99356128JIFFY
99363881MANUFACTURING FOR LIFE
99363340PERMABOND
99365208ROCK ON
99357225SEW RAD
99358326STOCK PROGRAM
99360948WORLD CHAMP

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


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