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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 15 July 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 456 freshly registered text trademarks; a massive 509 fully cancelled text marks; and 215 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

97491476BEES & STINGERSThis specimen shirt looks like the worst kind of slippery polyester.
98145620BOUJIE KIDZI’m tired of the whole “bougie” thing. Can we be done yet?
98541034CHILLEST GAMERRare. So many gamers seem to have no chill whatsoever.
99095036COMMON MAN COUNTRY CLUBGood ol’ Barstool Sports, they just keep registering stuff.
98854264CROWS BEFORE BROSThis owner is apparently going on a takedown spree!
98236034FREEDOM IS PRICELESS
98691422GANGSTER COWBOYI kind of want to see what kind of outfit a gangster cowboy would wear.
90125162HAVE A GOOD DAY, BUT IF YOU CAN’T, DON’T YOU DARE GO MESSING UP NOBODY ELSE’S
97403594HOMECOMING 250This is a Navy/Marines 250th anniversary thing.
98211565HOT GARBAGEWeird flex to wear on a shirt, but ok.
98272396I MUST BE HIGH AGAIN
98712921I’D FISH THATFor some reason, this reminds me of the McDonald’s “I’d Hit It” ads.
98408653MERRY & BRIGHTGoods: pajamas. Owner: PetSmart. (They have 17 other registrations in various classes for this phrase.)
90769702MIDSUMMER4 years since application, over 3 years since publication. They just kept extending.
98598068MODERN VILLAINInteresting mark, but a boring blackletter logo.
88850928NERD SHIRTS
97338514OILERSFor throwback Houston Oilers merch. (They became the Tennessee Titans in the ’90s.)
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIREPoetry quote from Butterflies Rising.
98813777SPECIALGUEST
97041617STREAM LIFEI think this is fishing, not live-streaming.
98266866TEAM SASSYAs usual with specimens submitted after publication, they’re all ornamental. Goods list is one thing: “Clothing for wear in wrestling games”.
97852874UNLEASH YOUR ABILITIESAlready have. My superpower is Recreational Spreadsheet Creation.
98220375WATER LIFEThe actual brand appears to be “White Water.”
98812676YOU. ARE. WORTHY.Treat this phrase like the periods aren’t there.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98766053SEPARATE POUCHESI’m guessing one for the twig and one for the berries?

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

This one for Dachstein Woolwear jumped out at me as a cautionary tale to graphic designers and logo designers. When a font includes swashy alternate letters, please, for all that’s holy, don’t use every single one available. They’re meant to be seasoning, not the whole dish! Plus, they’re usually kerned in order to work with the base letters, not really with each other.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

86396063“YOU DON’T HAVE TO PLAY A SPORT TO BE AN ATHLETE!”
8765899812 LAYS OF CHRISTMAS
879190111688 REVOLUTION
87931839ALL 19 HOLES
87902110ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ANIMALS
87689644ALMIGHTY DOLLAR
87902496AMERICAN BALLER
87671448AMERICAN FARMER PROUD TO BE BOTH
76365772BABY FLY
85302037BASEBALL IS MY WEAPON
87415731BASEBALL READY
87768794BASEBALL TRUTH
87049670BEAUTIFUL BALLER (S)
74368037BUILT FOR LIFE
87466968CARROT SOCKS
88037871CHANGE MY MIND
87685889CONSCIOUS LOVER
87022046DADCHELOR
87740390DADDY IS JUST COOL, NOT FOOL.
87738402DANK YOU
87650032ESTADOS UNIDOS ES MI VIDA
87393604FATHER STRONG
85566647FIZZ IS THE SHIZ
85302049FOOTBALL IS MY WEAPON
87365411FREEDOM OF PEACH
87606995GAMING WITH BENEFITS
87925068GOD HAS MORE.
87684732GOD MONEY POWER
87647651GRANDMA FABULOUS
87659087HAPPY BIRTHLAY
87659152HAPPY VALENTINE’S LAY
87406051HOODIE LIFE
87929526I AM THE SALT
87671790I LOVE GRASS
87740458I’M NOT GOOD LOOKING I’M GOOD LICKING
87766955IN GOD WE TRUST IN JESUS WE LOVE
87356109IT’S OK! ASK GOD!
86827427LEARN TO LIVE
87977249LET THE FUN BEGIN
87869692LITTLE PAJAMAS     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87395280LIVE CONFIDENT. DREAM BIG.
87449438LIVE WELL DIE WELL
87954428MADE FOR LOVE
87388561MINDSET IS EVERYTHING     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87740360MOM DOESN’T HATE YOU MOM RAISES YOU
87409471MOVE. BREATHE. GROW.
87915903NATIVE PEOPLE
87699060OUT 2 LUNCH
87112415QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN
87582214REEL MONSTER
85302031RUNNING IS MY WEAPON
87388594SAVED BY THE WILD
87452879SHARP GRRL
87095000SHOW ME DON’T TELL ME
85302027SPEED IS MY WEAPON
87896745SPIFFY CUSTOM GIFTS
87895458STARTUPLIFE
85302042STRENGTH IS MY WEAPON
88025438STRONGER THAN THE STRUGGLE
87553161TAKE COVER
87916644TEAMWORK
97320653TEE HUGGER
86559671THOU SHALT GRIND
87678304TODO BIEN
87507660UNDERCOVER MILLIONAIRE
85926999USA STRONG     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87925322WE RISE WITH A PURPOSE
87126355WELCOME WINTER
87926071WILD IS CALLING
86407370WORK PRO
87740409YOUR SALIVA IS DELICIOUS, HOW’S MINE?

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

97151475.GOD
86771267ABSOLUTE CANADA
90763014AUSTIN AF
97674163BERRY FOCUSED
98422182BIBLE FIT
98428274BIG KITTEN
98442320BORN RAD.
98102660CAN’T SHIP THIS
98436272CHEERS YOUR MOTHER FIRST
98406181CROWN OF THORNS
98067256DO, DON’T ASK
98415376DREAMS CHANGE
98527390EVERYDAY SAINT
98443063FAITH OVERCOMES FEAR
98294511HARD HAT NATION
98424096HONEST BOGEY
98591881I LOVE YOU AND I BELIEVE IN YOU
98359760IF YOU’RE NOT ROPING YOU’RE NOT WINNING
98442648IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DIRT
98442264IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE
98440385JUST A LITTLE HIGHER
98221087LOVE & RAINBOWS
98129344LOVE YOURSELF. TRUST YOURSELF. BE YOURSELF.
98446747LOYAL DAWG
98105717LUNCHBOX
98429910MAY THE AXE BE WITH YOU
97245969NEVER STOP HER
98436133SMELL GOOD TASTE GOOD
97052539SWEAT MONSTER
98445504THIS IS THE LIFE
98437554TOO DUMB, PURE SCUM
98523172TOTAL COMFORT
98421069TRUTH OVER CHAOS
97696610UNGUARDED
98390569VINTAGE BADDIE
98403287WHERE I WANNA BE
98436872WOMEN’S SPACE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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