Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 454 freshly registered text trademarks; 242 fully cancelled text marks; and 218 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98797656 | ALL THINGS MOMMIE | Not sure why, but I hate this spelling. “Mommy” is correct in my eyes! |
| 98852306 | APPARENTLY AWESOME | Apparently. I guess. Maybe. |
| 90510508 | CELEBRATE ME | Looking at the specimens, it’s totally ornamental. |
| 98814174 | DRUNKEN GENTLEMEN | Feels like a bit of an oxymoron. 😆 |
| 98759511 | FIND YOUR RYTHM | [sic] — it’s a cannabis brand. |
| 98818436 | FISH PEOPLE | Kate Bush’s brand. I don’t know that I could pick one of her songs out of a lineup. |
| 97625884 | FOOT OF THE CROSS | Now I’m picturing a cross that ends in a big cartoon foot. |
| 98396227 | GIFT GIVING | This feels problematic for titles and tags. |
| 98788350 | HEAVENLY HAWAIIAN | I’ve known a few heavenly Hawaiians in my day. |
| 79395220 | ISTO. | Company in Portugal. In Portuguese, this is “THIS.” |
| 98805116 | LIVE MUSIC SLUT | Is “slut” becoming the new “big fan of”? If so, ewwww. |
| 90351458 | MUTT | Weird flex to wear on your shirt, but OK. |
| 98472792 | MY LIFE BELONGS TO JESUS | Dinged for an ornamental specimen, so the replacement specimens are … also ornamental. |
| 98152448 | PICKLE DICK’S LADIES NIGHT PICKLEBALL | Ornamental specimens? Shocking! |
| 90560127 | POT MAMAS | Can’t decide which concept I loathe more: wine moms or pot moms. |
| 98588439 | PUT YOUR OXYGEN MASK ON FIRST | Good advice for pretty much any situation. |
| 98099037 | SAD DAD HARD LIQUOR | Do these guys become drunken gentlemen? |
| 98529735 | SAY NO TO THE TOE | Yep, it’s anti-camel-toe underwear. |
| 98484452 | SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL | AKA the 250th anniversary. Someone got an early start to snap this up! |
| 98361661 | SHIVER ME TIMBERS | It’s a Popeye horror movie. Hooray for the public domain! |
| 90523915 | TAYLOR’S VERSION | Owned by TAS. |
| 97938179 | WET BEAVER | I had expectations for an amusing cartoon specimen. ☹️ |
| 98646643 | WHITE TRASH SUPERSTAR | If you’re going to have an offensive brand, at least don’t have such a boring specimen! |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98228470 | PICKLEBALL COUNTRY CLUB | |
| 98140998 | PROFESSIONAL WOMEN’S HOCKEY LEAGUE |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
A couple of different items today. On the left is an entry in everyone’s favorite game show, WHAT! LETTERS! ARE! THEY! (As usual, the answer is down at the bottom of the post. You’ll never figure this one out.)
On the right is an example of a text mark that you need to look out for. It’s the word “FUCKERY.” with a period, stylized in all lowercase in what appears to be Source Serif 4, possibly the medium weight. You can absolutely use the word FUCKERY in an ornamental fashion on a garment, but be sure that it isn’t stylized in a way that’s confusingly similar to this; that means you likely can’t use any serif or slab serif font.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87905068 | ;UST BREATHE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88069896 | AFTER DARK |
| 86025330 | ASK MORE GET MORE |
| 87902427 | BEER GUNS AND GEAR |
| 87766905 | BETTER LOVE LOST IN TENNIS THAN LOST LOVE IN LIFE |
| 85767911 | BIG FACE |
| 87903160 | BUILD YOUR EMPIRE |
| 87715780 | C-DIFF HAPPENS… |
| 87905590 | CHOMP HARDER |
| 87572831 | CLASSICS NEVER DIE |
| 87734802 | COOL BEARD |
| 76535386 | COUNT ON IT |
| 87767011 | DON’T LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR DOG |
| 87905721 | EARN YOUR DONUTS |
| 86009803 | ENJOYING INSANITY |
| 85547832 | FINISH AT THE 50 |
| 87875359 | FLOORBALL GURU |
| 86132645 | FREE STATE |
| 87575058 | GO OUTSIDE. PLAY. REPEAT. |
| 86555376 | GOD FAITH FAMILY |
| 87912723 | HAPPY WITH DADDY |
| 87641957 | HIGH TOLERANCE |
| 87241664 | HOMETOWN BABY |
| 86948592 | HOPE YOU CAN SWIM |
| 75887791 | IT’S ONLY TEMPORARY |
| 88003881 | JOIN THE BATTLE |
| 87229042 | JUST LIFT |
| 87885723 | KNOCKOUT DIABETES |
| 87766976 | LOVE ACCEPTS ANYTHING HATE EXCEPTS EVERYTHING |
| 85982934 | LOVE GOD, LOVE PEOPLE, LOVE DOGS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87699996 | NICE TRY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87766989 | NOT NOW DUDE I’M NOT IN MOOD |
| 87717984 | PRETTY GIRLS PREACH TOO |
| 87656100 | RECKLESS ABANDON |
| 85955169 | REFUSE TO STRUGGLE |
| 86280966 | SOHO GIRLS |
| 88020206 | THE PERFECT PANTS |
| 87856148 | TRIATHLON PRINCESS |
| 87755517 | UNWINE |
| 85836111 | ZERO QUIT |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98413380 | AMERICA’S REVENGE |
| 90303100 | BABY TREASURES |
| 98420158 | BEST DAD ARMY |
| 98224539 | BLACK KIDS NEED THEIR FATHERS |
| 98416905 | BLOTTED |
| 98416941 | CROOKED HALO |
| 98601891 | DAP |
| 98028751 | DAYS IN THE RAYS |
| 97239688 | DREAM BIG AT ANY AGE! |
| 98414620 | DUDES 420 |
| 97625412 | ENTHUSIAST OF LIFE |
| 90764874 | ETHEREAL SPIRIT |
| 98416819 | FAÇADE |
| 98025073 | FORTRESS OF SWOLLITUDE |
| 98421673 | GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST |
| 98218053 | GHOUL GIRLS ONLY |
| 97412323 | GRITTY KITTY |
| 98597139 | HOCKEY NIGHT |
| 98425531 | I’M REDNECKER THAN YOU |
| 97485581 | IT’S AMAZING HOW WE KEEP LOVING THIS COUNTRY, AND THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT LOVE US BACK |
| 98022805 | KINGDOM OF HEAVEN (KOH) |
| 98416885 | MAKE AMERICA GOOD AGAIN |
| 97367101 | MEN OF POWER |
| 98432455 | MIRACLE CHILDREN |
| 98261838 | MOMMY SQUAD |
| 98049985 | NEW YORK KNIGHTS |
| 98422751 | NOT ONE OF THE GOOD ONES |
| 98410479 | PHEROMONES |
| 99217182 | PLAY HARD. LIVE EASY. |
| 98425882 | PRETTY VIBES |
| 98425552 | REDNECK ATTITUDE |
| 98421671 | SAVED YOUNG MILF |
| 97640837 | SERVED UP |
| 98626788 | SOFT CODED |
| 97022560 | STEAM MINDSET |
| 98408018 | STRAIGHT HUMBLE |
| 98410063 | TWIN TOWERS |
| 98561240 | VILLAGE MOM |
| 98417662 | WE RUN ON FUEL |
| 97680570 | WHITE HOUSE GIFT SHOP |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
WHAT! LETTERS! ARE! THEY! – This mark isn’t even letters … it’s the number 44!
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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