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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 10 June 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 511 newly registered text marks; 252 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 180 applications died before they made it to the finish line!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

 

987443852117It’s a skiwear brand out of Sweden.
97774763BAD SONNot exactly a confidence-booster to dress your kid in this.
98793216BAREFOOT GANGI could be a member. Love to go shoeless!
98806268BASKETBALL IS FUN
98816976BINARY WIZARDA wizard on computers. Like the wizards in the Magic 2.0 book series! [shameless plug]
98158913BITCOIN IS FREEDOM.First specimen has a dancing naked pig.
97743862BOOKS SAVE LIVESYesssss. I usually read 50+ books per year.
98559945BUILD THINGS THAT LAST
79408833BULBASAUROwner: Nintendo.
98631929CHESS CLUB
98214535COCK LIFETypewriter font, chicken silhouette. Boring!
98759059DON’T LET LIFE STEAL YOUR SMILEEh, this feels like a lite version of “you’d be prettier if you smiled.”
97383772EXPERTS ONLY
98528837FIT FOR A QUEEN
98790199FOOLISH DAUGHTERDifferent owner than BAD SON, but a similar vibe!
98573390FOOTBALLHER
98945988GOD COMPLEXTo be worn by rich white dudes.
98216258HAPPY HETEROOh, the straights. Always shoving their sexuality in everyone’s faces.
98813431HERE FOR THE BOY
98618532HUNTER’S BEST FRIENDSlogan for the company Hunt Mutt. With a dog logo who has … seen some things.
98454785IN BLONDES WE TRUST
97846002IT’S A NEW YORK THING
98741213IT’S ALWAYS WET IN SEATTLEBorn in Seattle, lived there 35 years. This is truth.
98820715KEEP IT SPOOKYTagline for the “Monsters Among Us” podcast.
97980003LADY WHISTLEDOWNOwner: Netflix.
98742574LEVEL UPFrequently seen on birthday gear for gamers. Owner is a musical act, I guess?
98227995LIVE FAST FISH HARD
98457194LOVE HOPE STRENGTHRock music foundation thingy? Bet they’d hate knowing that I grouped their mark in with “live laugh love” stuff.
98783339MODERN MUSE
98798352NEVER NOT HIGHIt’s so hard to square up text when there’s a T on the end.
98681815NOWHERE TRAVELERS CLUB
98799595PRETTY GIRLS SQUATBoring! Specimen is text on a sock. Branding in specimen is actually “Swagy Socks.”
98648681REGAIN YOUR POWERI never lost it to begin with, suckers.
98692522RIVER HIPPIES“Hippies” remain a hot topic. Folks, the hippies are now the boomers!
98420353ROAD RAGE
98856050SETActivewear shop. I’ve tried their site in three browsers; they don’t appear to have a scroll bar  on the right!
98035791SH*T BALLS.Holy motherforking shirtballs!
98043977SNOWBIRDINGSlogan: “living the best of both.” Feels incomplete.
97235094SOUTHERN YANKEE
97244841SPACE COWBOYSHanging out with the gangsters of love.
98463769SWAMP SLUTSI expected a bad cartoon logo. I didn’t expect this.
98821251TENNIS FUELS LIFE
98353486TWEEN DIVAIs it even possible to be a diva at age 11-12?
98759964UNAPOLOGETICALLY CRUNCHY
98830408VICTORY THROUGH PAINHow about less pain for 2nd or 3rd place? I’ll take that.
99061370WE ARE EVERYWHERECreepy!
98322186WIRELESS HEADPHONESGoods: bras and bed jackets. (I feel like bed jackets are historical garments, not a thing people buy these days.)
98800865YOUR MOM SHREDSYou’re damned right she does.
97433436YOUR WAY IS GOOD, YAHWEH IS BETTERHelp an atheist out. Is Yahweh an ancient god, or a name for the current Judeo-Christian god? Or both?

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

97883195BUBBLE BOOTY
98700150SEAMLESSSHAPINGCan I get seamless shaping for my bubble booty?

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

Today we’re going to talk about bad font use in stylized text marks.

First, we have MHUIRE, using a cursive font where the tracking has been widened enough to visibly disconnect the letters. I see SO MANY logos where this has happened.  For heaven’s sake, expand the text to outlines and adjust the tails so that the letters connect cleanly! This is just lazy design.

On the other side, we have HUAYO, which is using a long-time freeware font called Good Dog (sometimes styled as GoodDog). Freebies like this get a lot of use. Int his case, they’ve sized the lowercase letters down even smaller than normal, and thickened up the H, so that the line weight is visibly mismatched. Then they’ve crammed the “uay” together way too tight.

Two pieces of advice for designers from today’s examples: one, clean up your connections and spacing. Two, you can re-draw letters over the top of free fonts, so that they’re more unique and original for the brand, and so that the line weights are consistent!

Drawing for MHUIREDrawing for HUAYO

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87585225ADVENTURE AND JUNK
74453640AIRBAG
87978919ALL OF US
87674599ALWAYS BE CHOKING
86783956BEAUTIFUL TOUGH
87600378BLUE EYED GIRL
87877011CLOSER TO MY DREAMS
87881979CURVE FIT
87554481DON’T FORGET TO DUCK
87850638DONT EAT THE HOMIES
87890894FAIR GAME
87880206FALL IN LOVE WITH NATURE
87590621FOLLOW THE TIDE
87851150FOR THE FOLLOWERS OF SUNSHINE
87862847FOREVER EXPLORE
87684652FRIENDS & FISHING
88029159FUN LOOKS GOOD ON EVERYONE
87626791GANGSTA NAPPER     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87835662GARDEN DIRT
86257134GET HIGH WAISTED
87856961GIGI MADE ME DO IT
87629669GOT GUITAR
86168053HAPPY PUPPIES
87554118I BRING STYLE TO THE GAME
87610684I RIDE FOR HER
87877229LET MY JOY REMIND YOU OF YOURS
79225522LITTLE LAMB
87480600MAKE YOUR OWN TRACKS
87212987MARATHON MENTALITY
86689651NO RING ON THE FINGER, YOU MUST NOT LINGER!
87868503NOT JUST DIFFERENT: BETTER
87687230REBELS SAY YES
87375164RING YOUR BELL FOR LIBERTY
87888841ROLL DIFFERENT
87879667ROMANCE DANDY
87851625SOPHISTICATED TOMBOY
87869758SQUAT LIFE
74463521THE REAL ENCHILADA
87733998UNICORNS FARTING
86947866UNITED WE DANCE
87885266WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
87857140YOU ROCK TODAY!

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

97051089BEAT BY
98338230BODY IN GOD
97767710BYE SEE YA NEVER
97109082CHOOSE ADVENTURE
97874361CHOOSE TO DO GOOD
97376533CHOOSE. BELIEVE. EXPLORE.
98282026COASTAL SOUTHERN
97882227CYBER COWBOY
98347393DELULU
98377881DEPT. GYM
98350431DON’T TELL ME, TELL YOUR THERAPIST
97929423EMBRACE INK
98037732EMBRACE THE INK
98344242EVERYTHING MATTERS
97589332FARM TO FAM
97367387FLORIDA PIRATE CLUB
98334293GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND
98333763HBCU HYPE
90426337HIPE LIFE
98346260HUMANS DON’T KILL HUMANS
98349826IT’S STUPID NOT TO BE STUPID!
90639497ITS CHESS NOT CHECKERS
97925359LAMBDA GAMMA BETA
97925365LAMBDA GAMMA BETA TAU
98349336LONELY LOVE
98339979MAKE HATE SHAMEFUL AGAIN
98336886MUST BE FRIDAY
97755806NEURODIVERSE NINJA
98343565NEVER PLEAD GUILY     [sic]
98343802PIMP POP
98344503POLICY TRUMPS PERSONALITY
97398054PROBABLY NOTHING
97498706PROUD MOM
98270322PURPLE HART
98353975SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL
97905563SIZE SEXY
97060699SUPER INTELLIGENT HUMAN
97641282THE WOMAN KING
98282393ULTRAVIOLENCE
98277655WE GOT A GAME TODAY
98347018WHISKEY & BRANDY
98596603WILL YOU FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS
98348521YOU GOT TO FIND THE FUNNY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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