MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: June 1, 2025 – June 7, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

99213025366 DAYS
99222439A DETOX THAT DOESN’T SUCK
99221666ACID MIST
99217929ASS TAX
99217562BEACH BUTTER
99217911BEAUTIFY
99220350COOL CLEAN
99222095DOPP KIT
99213390ENCHANTED BLOSSOMS
99215727EXTREME HOLD
99215952FOAM AWAY
99213862HEALING RINSE
99213299HONE
99215839LACE FRONT
99215733LACE RELEASE
99221495MAKE IT STRONG
99217385MANTAIN
99212227MARINE-POWERED
99219990ORGANIC AF SELF CARE
99222355REACT
99212897ROYAL CUTICLE OIL
99218116ROYAL NAIL ART
99213808SEA LIFE
99214905STILL THE MAN
99218663SUMMER GIRL
99215864ULTRA HOLD
99220266VOYAGER
99214407YOU DESERVE BETTER
99215955YOUR SUNSCREEN IS MORE TOXIC THAN YOUR EX

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99218167CLEAN LUBE
99220777JAPANESE CHERRY BLOSSOM HOME DECOR
99214379RARE BEGINNINGS
99219619SMELL THE MEMORIES. LIGHT THE HOPE.

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99213414ADAPT
99221856BOSTON NEVER GETS OLD
99218332CERTIFIED HUMAN
99215570GENERAL
99215008GPS IS FOR TOURISTS
99215469GRADIENT
99221952JUST YOUR TYPE
99216439MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
99218028MY FIRST PLANT FRIENDS
99217307NOBRAINER DEALS
99212656PROBABLY
99213342WHEN I DIE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99221856BOSTON NEVER GETS OLD
99215342CELSIUS
99220534DAPHNE
99214169DUBAI CHAIN
99215570GENERAL
99212246HIP & CHIC
99213370HYPOALLERGENIC, HYPER-CUTE
99217821I’M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHEN WE WERE IN ESCROW
99213298KEEPSAKE CREATOR
99217085MOOD BETTER
99217087PINSTRIPES
99213950STRIDEBAND
99212255TOGETHER STILL
99215474WHEN FOREVER DESERVES BETTER

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99216788#MAYTHE4THBEWITHYOU     – Applicant is some rando individual.
99222842300 SECONDS JOURNAL
99205522AFFIRMATION ANIMALS
99220426AGGRESSIVELY AMERICAN
99221856BOSTON NEVER GETS OLD
99220251BOWLERS JOURNAL
99218332CERTIFIED HUMAN
99218122EASY TAG
99221482EAT SLEEP INSTALL REPEAT
99218024EXTREME DINOSAURS
99213291HOLY CRAP!
99219895LAKE DADDY
99220080LIVE BRAVE
99221556PAINT MATE
99212228PARTY ANIMALS
99213501PERFECTION
99219184PERFECTLY DYSLEXIC
99213640SEE WHAT LOVE CAN DO
99220337SHE’S GOT THE SPICE
99222099SHEET HAPPENS
99214261STICKER BIRD
99215026THE GOOD DAY JOURNAL
99217210THIS IS MY HEALED YEAR!
99212255TOGETHER STILL

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

99218830BAKED BAGS
99221644BLACK SUEDE STUDIO
99221856BOSTON NEVER GETS OLD
99212441BUY IT ONCE.  CARRY WINE FOREVER.
99215338CLEAN LIVING
99222095DOPP KIT
99220223HAPPY GIRLS RUN FAST
99220740HARNESS SECURE
99215809LEASH SECURE
99213601MEET US BY THE COAST
99217085MOOD BETTER
99216977NURSES ARE AMAZING
99217300PRODUCE
99219116ROGUE
99219719RUNE
99216301SPICER BAGS
99221767STAY MELLOW
99212255TOGETHER STILL
99215503WALKING WITH GOD
99215580WORTHY TO LEAD

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

99221521A GALLERY
99217955AQUAGRID
99217402BEAR HUG
99213283BOSS CHAIR
99218122EASY TAG
99214558EUROPEAN DESIGN
99215832HANDY HOOKS
99222766HUNDRED ACRE WOOD
99214062ORGANIC MODERNISM
99216024PILLOWNEST
99220806POLLEN PATCH
99221881PURSE STANDS
99220460STICK SHIFT
99218354THE HOCKEY STICK RACK
99219791THE MOST COMFORTABLE MATTRESS OF ALL TIME

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99217451ANTI-DRY GUARD
99221949BEER BOOT
99221856BOSTON NEVER GETS OLD
99221714BREW BOX
99215356CELSIUS
99218667COLD BREW ‘N’ SERV
99220078EZ CAKE POPS
99222759FLOATING POTION
99213969GIGI
99222078HEALTHY BAKING PANS
99218648I AM HOT AND CHOCOLATE
99217797I TOLD MY BROKER ABOUT YOU
99214763LAST MAN STANDING
99212389LITTLE THINGS
99221279POWER SPONGE
99222698REALCOOL
99221767STAY MELLOW
99220460STICK SHIFT
99214289STRETCH FLOSS
99215121STRETCH WRAPS
99217685THANKFUL FOR LIFE
99215171THE ORIGINAL PUG MUG
99222423THIS & THAT
99216306TIL THE STARS TURN COLD
99214320TRANSPARENT INSULATION
99215580WORTHY TO LEAD

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

99215629ARTISTIC HOME TEXTILES
99222772HUNDRED ACRE WOOD
99217651LONG LIVE BOYHOOD
99213601MEET US BY THE COAST
99215345NAP FLAP
99216024PILLOWNEST
99215114SLEEP PENGUIN
99215263STEM WRAPS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

992170151988.
99216788#MAYTHE4THBEWITHYOU     – Applicant is some rando individual.
99201984#PROTECTMYLIKENESS
992169811776 MERICA
99220426AGGRESSIVELY AMERICAN
99221700ALL BLACK ERRYTHANG
99218765AMERICAN BABES CLUB
99215890AMERICAN MONSTER
99215565ANTI-DEMON PRAYER CLUB
99220415ARE WE GREAT YET?
99210691BALLER GANG
99221558BASEBALLNINJA
99220922BEVERLY HILLS BASEBALL     – Applicant for these: Beverly Hills Unified School District.
99222763BEVERLY HILLS CROSS COUNTRY
99220903BEVERLY HILLS FLAG FOOTBALL
99220935BEVERLY HILLS FOOTBALL
99220955BEVERLY HILLS GOLF
99222793BEVERLY HILLS LACROSSE
99220915BEVERLY HILLS SOCCER
99220928BEVERLY HILLS SOFTBALL
99220931BEVERLY HILLS SWIMMING
99220944BEVERLY HILLS TENNIS
99220968BEVERLY HILLS TRACK AND FIELD
99220961BEVERLY HILLS VOLLEYBALL
99222778BEVERLY HILLS WATER POLO
99222770BEVERLY HILLS WRESTLING
99221856BOSTON NEVER GETS OLD
99219456BUFFED ANIMALS
99212711CREATE YOUR OWN PATH
99217866CROWN HER
99214450CROWNED
99215867DARN IT
99217819DELUSIONALLY OPTIMISTIC
99219578DICK LIQUOR
99219243DO ONE RIGHT THING
99219452DO YOU SMASH?
99215457DOPE DEALER
99219467DUCK AROUND & FIND OUT
99221482EAT SLEEP INSTALL REPEAT
99216046ELEGANT TOMBOY
99218828EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS
99218024EXTREME DINOSAURS
99217174FIND YOUR ZEN ZONE
99216292FLY OVER 40
99218200FUELED BY DOUBT
99219158GAMER CHICKS
99219455GET BIT
99212432GLADITUDE
99219442GLOBAL RUCKING DAY
99216265GOBBLE GOBBLE BANG
99218323GOD EVENING
99212395GOD IS ALWAYS ACCEPTING NEW FRIEND REQUESTS
99203102GOD MODE
99221765GOD’S SOLDIER
99213511GOLFING WITH GOD
99221959GULF OF DIXIE
99220223HAPPY GIRLS RUN FAST
99215937HAPPY NOT TIPSY
99219701HOLDIN’ IT DOWN FOR OUR GIRLS
99220174I AM THE FIRST BILLIONAIRE IN MY FAMILY
99217113I DON’T CRASH OUT, I CASH OUT
99214388I HAVE NO DIRECTION BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I’M GOING
99214623I’D FOIL THAT
99221680I’M STOKED
99219356IN EVERYTHING BE…..COLOSSIANS 3:23
99215841IT’S BASIC
99222637JESUS IS BETA
99222452JESUS IS KING
99214963JUST FOILIN’ AROUND
99212916JUST LET ME STIM BRO.
99221950JUST YOUR TYPE
99212569KIDS RUN THE WORLD
99219895LAKE DADDY
99212363LIL’ NUGGY
99213089LIVE IN THE LIGHT
99216297LIVE LIFE WORTHY
99213747MAKE AMERICA HOT AGAIN
99220776MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
99217173MAKE YOUR DESTINY HAPPEN
99215735MIDWEST
99214993MY BALL
99218827NO SH*T GOD
99220601NURSE GANG
99214889NURSE’S ORDERS
99216977NURSES ARE AMAZING
99212201OFFICIALLY MEANINGLESS
99213749ONE MORE …
99219184PERFECTLY DYSLEXIC
99217182PLAY HARD. LIVE EASY.
99222334PRAYER REPEATED ALWAYS YIELDS ETERNAL RESULTS
99214659PROVERBS 31 LIFE
99214443SADDLE UP BRUH
99218075SEA NYMPHO
99219082SHOULD’VE BEEN A DAD
99214566SHUT-UP & RACE
99215427SMASH TENNIS CLUB
99221767STAY MELLOW
99220217SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GIRL GANG
99217246TALENTED ORIGINAL
99215769TAP IS FINE
99213631THE STRUGGLE MADE HER FLY
99213743THEE LAMB OF GOD
99220026THINK FOR YOURSELF
99215326THIRSTY BASTARD
99213212THIRSTY VAQUERO
99213830THURSDAY FOOTBALL CLUB
99213115UNAPOLOGETICALLY AMBITIOUS
99222716UNFUCK YOURSELF
99215580WORTHY TO LEAD
99214407YOU DESERVE BETTER
99219623YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99218732CURL SOCKS
99216021GET UNTANGLED!
99219442GLOBAL RUCKING DAY
99214623I’D FOIL THAT
99216808LOVMEWIG
99212467SHY PIN
99218931SOCK CURLS
99221618VACATION HAIR COMPANY
99219769WEAR AND GO

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including door mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99219197CAMELOT
99222829CUSTOM SLIPCOVER REPLACEMENT
99219864ZEN PLACE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

992136123RD RAIL
99205522AFFIRMATION ANIMALS
99220182ATLAS
99214346BABY TALK
99217024BATTLE BOARD
99212881BLESSED AF
99215771BOOK AND BRICKS
99217081BUDDY BOARD
99219456BUFFED ANIMALS
99215709DOGS PLAY CATS PRACTICE
99218024EXTREME DINOSAURS
99221543FINAL PIECE PUZZLES
99212443FLOATINGPICKLE
99219158GAMER CHICKS
99220673KEEP GRINDING
99219985KOOKY KOALA
99220539PARLAY
99213430ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
99214403SUNDAY SESSION
99197069TARGET LOCK
99215092TRAVEL TRACKER
99216155WILLY IN THE HOLE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99219493B&B
99221291DR. DENTURES
99218365DREAMS ARE INFINITE
99219952EAST COAST SWAG
99216841ELITE KNITTING
99217023JESUS IS MY THERAPIST
99220029LITTLE MAN
99218201MARYLAND FOR THE LOVE OF CRABS
99214588MY SIGN NOW

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


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