MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 03 June 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 519 newly registered text marks, 255 previously-registered text marks were cancelled, and 148 applications were abandoned before completion!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

97099967AFTER PARTYParties are exhausting; I can’t imagine how tiring a party after a party would be!
98003531BE YOUR OWN COMPASSI have a weirdly good built-in brain GPS. Can do!
98770945BEACH CAMPAll the agony of camping, plus sand everywhere.
98764452BUTT LIFEOf all the X LIFE marks, this one makes my Crohn’s Disease smile.
98736836CANCEL CANCERI can agree with this one!
98398328DIAMOND LIFEBaseball, not gemstones.
97765397DID YOU MOVE TODAY?Ugh, no. I hope to not move again for years. All that packing!
98425972DUDE YOU ROCKSame owner as last week’s DUDE MAMA.
98764920GO FIND SOME JOY
98362197GONNA DO IT ANYWAY
98579038HALF ASS RETIRED DUDEI’m this dude. This dude is me.
98321070IT’S A GREAT DAY FOR A GREAT DAYAlways!
98774136LIVE FAST DIE HAPPYI think I can accomplish the same end by living slow.
98199511LOVE HEALSBut not as well as antibiotics and bandages.
98454006NERDY BOY
97267595NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHURCH GIRLNot sure if this means she’s holier, or judgier, or what.
98778765PSYCHO CRIMINALThough maybe don’t wear a shirt emblazoned with this phrase in these … trying times.
90740044SWIFTOwned by Taylor Swift’s IP company.
98722105THE ANSWER IS NO SO DON’T ASKAh, the good ol’ paper hangtag specimen. Actual brand appears to be “Lovely Whatnots.”
98752515THE PIRATE QUEEN
98732846THE TRAVEL AGENCYIt’s a pot shop in Brooklyn.
98740914THE WEEKEND STARTS THURSDAYWhen you’re half-assed retired, most days are weekend. 😆
98388777YES, WE LOVE FUTSALFrom the Portuguese futebol de salão, or “hall football,” futsal is soccer on a hard floor indoors, with 5 players per side.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98261210YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGETagline for a coffee company. All specimens have text on shirts or mugs.

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

I don’t know how I’ll ever top Huh Kyung-young from last week.

This week, let’s look at stylized text marks. We have the word NUMBER by itself, but it’s a type 5 mark: text in a stylized form. That means their trademark is the word NUMBER, but only in this specific sans-serif font. (I can’t even identify the font, though, because it looks like a thousand other fonts). On the flip side, IMAGINE is also a type 5 mark, and may actually be hand-written (which feels rare for logos; most are just made with fonts).

For both of these marks, you can absolutely use the word by itself, as long as you aren’t using a font or style that’s confusingly similar!  The registration only covers the text in this specific stylized format.

 

Drawing for NUMBERimagine drawing

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87873335ALL POINTS EAST
87414638BE WHO YOU POST TO BE
87821399BOHO VIB
87000348CATCH EAT RELEASE
85255906CHROME LIFE
88008107COWBOYS, WHISKEY AND LOTS OF BULL
98003081CREATED FOR HIS KINGDOM
87675827EAT. PRAY. HOPE.     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87418387FLICK     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87838223FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
85437470FÚTBOL IS IN MY BLOOD
87399218GO LIVE REAL LIFE
87550028GRANDPA NEEDS A BEER
87708003HEALTHY & HYGGE
87694168HIPPIE VIBE
87410873HIPPY TRAILS
86357214I AM A DISCIPLE
87664701I’M JUST WARMING UP!
87622635LIFE CONQUERS ALL
85341487MADE HERE
86143237MOMPRENEUR
86836472SALTY CAPE
87432499SPECIAL BLEND
87615329THE FITNESS TRIBE
87656598THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT
87770286THIS IS HOW YOU SUNDAY
86759975THIS IS REHAB
87632816USA IS MY LIFE
87874215WE SERVE OUR COUNTRY TO PROTECT THIS WORLD
86021671WHAT IS HAPPINESS?
87278736YES WEED CAN

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

98116024ACCOUNTING DEPT.
98117192ADMINISTRATION DEPT.
98117202ADVERTISING DEPT.
98117214BOXING DEPT.
98339703BUY MY VOTE
98330566CHEESE ON BREAD
98418834COUNTRY CLUB COWBOY
98117225CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPT.
98320927DEPARTMENT OF DEGENERATES
98182736DID YOUR MOM EVER TELL YOU?
98104210DID YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU?
98188373DON’T BLOCK MY VIEW AT THE PARADE
98016283DON’T MESS WITH MICKEY
98335425DOOHICKIES
98335918FUCK IT DEPT.
98153776FUCKEM WHERE YOU FIND THEM & LEAVE THEM WHERE YOU FUCK THEM
98326051GRIND & VIBE OUT
98470853HIPPY ERA
98117231INFORMATION DEPT.
99178679IT’S COOL TO LOVE AMERICA
97544629KNOW FOR SURE
98340712KNOW GOOD
98338301LEGALIZE IT. WE ARE NOT WILD ANIMALS!!!
98322612LET’S INCLUDE…
98237180MARINERS LIFE
98328222NO VOTES FOR ISRAEL (YOU VOTE FOR AID TO ISRAEL AND WE VOTE YOU OUT OF OFFICE)
99170420PAWN SHOP
98322569REALLY EXCITED ABOUT LIFE
98340402SHARE YOUR HAPPY
98332577TACO MONEY
98712744THANK GOD
98337448THE MATH AIN’T MATHIN
97491485THE SEXY NERD
97361814WRAPPED IN HIS WORD
98070492X-MASS
98308107YOUR FAVORITE EARTHLING

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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