Oh my goodness — we passed 10,000 registered trademarks on the spreadsheet this month! And I’m sure there are still soooo many that I’ve missed.
Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 500 newly registered text marks; 260 cancelled (previously registered) text marks; and 105 applications were abandoned before becoming registered!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 79345712 | 915 | A company out of the UK, not the Texas area code. |
| 98740410 | ANGRY CHIMP | Makes me think of the show “Hit Monkey.” |
| 98740818 | ART IS MY DRUG | Coke Zero is my drug. |
| 97831298 | CASH FLOW | Incredibly boring specimens. |
| 98880086 | CHAINSAW MAN | I was utterly unaware of this manga. |
| 98728310 | DISPLAY | The list of goods clocks in at 835 words. |
| 98209748 | DUDE MAMA | Yes, this is an alternate take on “boy mom.” |
| 98702908 | FIND YOUR POWER | My power is Coke Zero. |
| 98198403 | HAPPY JUICE | My happy juice is Coke Zero. |
| 98737543 | HOLD ON TO WHAT MATTERS MOST | [Missy has a can of Coke Zero in a near-crushing grip] |
| 98683348 | I CAN’T EVEN READ | Looking at the specimens, it’s an ACOTAR thing. |
| 97714313 | I HEART CNAS | At first, I thought they misspelled “cans”. 😆 |
| 98697492 | JUST WAVE | [insert Forrest Gump waving GIF here] |
| 98102972 | LIFE IS A PLAY | Ah, but is it a comedy? Tragedy? Musical? |
| 98744184 | MOM OH MOM | 14 specimens, all of one bathing suit. List of goods contains, like, 30 items. 🙄 |
| 98470401 | OG DADDY | This guy’s tagline: “For years, I’ve been labeled as a “baby daddy” by many. But now, it’s time to rewrite the story and reclaim it as the OG Daddy!” |
| 98295060 | PEACE LOVE AND GIGGLES | Their specimens are all from Amazon, but I think their shop got nuked in the meantime. |
| 98746289 | REAL RECOGNIZE REAL | Yes! I’m real goofy, and love to spot other real goofs. |
| 98376267 | SNACK DADDY | Ugh, such boring specimens this week! |
| 98201378 | STILL JACKED | In my Gen-X youth, “jacked” was a bad thing, as in “messed up.” |
| 97285137 | WET SPOT | My spot is wet with Coke Zero. (Too much?) |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98413202 | CASUALLY ATHLETIC | What’s a step below this? Actively enfeebled? That’s me. |
| 97370582 | I AM WHAT I AM | Can’t help but hear Popeye’s voice saying this. |
| 98528352 | MODESTY IS DOPE | Dressing for comfort? Or for personal style? Also dope! |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
May I introduce to you: Huh Kyung-young. Yes, this headshot is his newly registered trademark. I went from not knowing this man existed to being UTTERLY FASCINATED by him within the span of about 60 seconds.
My favorite items from his Wikipedia page:
“Huh has claimed that he possessed the ability to levitate, has an IQ of 430, and is capable of performing chukjibeop.”
“Huh claims that followers whisper his name to the bottles of milk and that they never expire.”
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87729548 | ADVENTUROLOGIST |
| 87052211 | ALOHA TRIBE |
| 87593847 | ASH KICKER |
| 87848231 | BE CANDYLICIOUS |
| 87511988 | BIG BEE |
| 86050203 | CALLA LILY |
| 86228061 | CHEF ISLAND |
| 86561931 | COUNTRY OF HEROES |
| 87565192 | CUTESOME |
| 87565203 | CUTIELICIOUS |
| 76715930 | DREAM-IT, WILL-IT, LIVE-IT |
| 87627803 | EARTH PATRIOT |
| 87339856 | EARTH WARRIORS KNOW THAT GOOD PEOPLE ARE HARD TO FIND |
| 87814301 | ENDLESS WEEKEND *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87860922 | FATHERHOOD IS DOPE |
| 87836644 | FISHING FOR CANCER |
| 87855948 | FIT MOM |
| 87857883 | FOLLOW YOUR HEART *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87385120 | GOOD TROUBLE |
| 73454835 | HOT PEPPERS |
| 86233597 | HOW BIG IS YOUR BRAVE |
| 87829718 | HUSTLE GOD |
| 87862484 | I STAND ON THE WORD OF GOD |
| 87869200 | LAUGH LOVE RUN |
| 87598512 | LIFE WITH BOYS |
| 87465653 | MUAY THAI IS LIFE |
| 87906095 | PNEUMATIC |
| 87532499 | POT VEGAS |
| 87861362 | REST IN BEATS |
| 87573695 | RICH LOVE |
| 88001632 | SACK MASTER |
| 87389191 | SANDWICH HAG |
| 87850569 | SAY GURL |
| 87867295 | SOLO POP |
| 85539676 | TEAM BREEZY |
| 87648121 | TOP TIER |
| 87430755 | TRY HARD DAD |
| 87592063 | VOTE RIGHT LIVE FREE |
| 87860000 | WHEELCHAIR GANG |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98321646 | BE RESILIENT AND VULNERABLE EVERY DAY |
| 98251996 | BEAUTIFULLY ALIGNED |
| 97465014 | BENEATH THE WAVES |
| 98322181 | BREASTLESS |
| 98290403 | DINK AROUND AND FIND OUT |
| 97894817 | DON’T BE AFRAID TO DO YOUR BEST! |
| 98323235 | DON’T WORRY BE SPIRITUAL |
| 98316373 | DUB VIBES ONLY |
| 98693706 | DUCK DAYS |
| 98693734 | DUCK DAYS OF SUMMER |
| 90310414 | DUDES LOVE BRUNCH |
| 98712624 | GET YOUR WORDS FLOWING |
| 98318118 | GOOD PEOPLE WIN. |
| 98053469 | GOT MOBILE HOMES? |
| 97719106 | GYM BAT |
| 98326281 | HEALING IS THE NEW BLACK |
| 98323620 | IF YOU CAN’T BE NICE, GO TO VAIL. |
| 98592616 | IQ |
| 98225825 | IT’S GIVING PINK |
| 98325077 | JUST BE PRESENT |
| 98331934 | JUST STUDY BRO |
| 97343277 | LIVE FREE OR HIGH |
| 98165043 | LIVE ON YOUR FEET |
| 98233186 | LIVE THE PASSION. TAKE THE RIDE. |
| 98317932 | MEANT FOR MORE |
| 90263308 | MELANIN LOOKS GOOD ON ME |
| 98116636 | PAIR-A-MEDICS |
| 97895688 | SLUTTY DADDY |
| 97642707 | TASTES GOOD AF |
| 98137738 | TOMORROW’S PROBLEM |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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