MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: May 25, 2025 – May 31, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

9920738420/80
99207487ADVENTURE SUDS
99206423ALL PURPOSE CREAMS
99208459AUTUMN ORCHARDS
99203427BETTER WEATHER
99207960CELEBRATING SELF CARE
99206272CYCLE-SYNCED SKINCARE
99206225CYCLICAL SKINCARE
99210996DOGS DESERVE BETTER
99208467ENCHANTED BLOSSOMS
99208455EPILOGUE
99210597EVERY NIGHT
99203326FANTASTIC YOU
99208594HAIR POLISHER
99204511HAUNTED
99206979LEAVE-IN WONDER
99205602LEGACY FRAGRANCES
99206665LOOGIE
99210466MOTHERED
99205342MR. WIPEY
99209231PRESCRIPTION CANDLE CO
99204371PRO LASH ARTIST
99205682PURE. SIMPLE. ESSENTIAL.
99211471SELFISH MOTHER
99207993SNOWBIRD
99204949SOAPSTIX
99208586SOFT GIRL ERA
99206945STICK ON NAILS
99207573SUN LIKE IT HOT
99203355VANILLA CANDY ROCK SUGAR

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99201832CAGED KITTY
99210278ELDEST DAUGHTER
99203055FREE-EST
99203699KAREFULLY KRAFTED
99209047MIDKNIGHT HOUR
99209231PRESCRIPTION CANDLE CO
99211283RX CANDLE
99203727SCENTYFUL
99203549SMELLS LIKE IT’S NOT YOUR PROBLEM ANYMORE
99203067SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE NOT IN YOUR THIRTIES ANYMORE
99202107SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE NOT IN YOUR TWENTIES ANYMORE
99203570SMELLS LIKE YOUR THIRTIES ARE OVER
99203561SMELLS LIKE YOUR TWENTIES ARE OVER
99203279TRUSTED

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99203411ANIMAL SPA
99211487BLACK WIDOW
99207291DOODLE
99207209DOODLES
99204810FOOTBALL LEAGUE
99202754JUST ADD YOUR BRAND
99207560THE ONE AND ONLY
99211578THERE’S A HEART IN EVERY GARDEN

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99203263BRING AMERICA BACK AGAIN
99209997CHAMPIONS CLUB RINGS AND AWARDS
99206821DECORATIVE CONCEPTS
99202219DIVINE DECO
99210093HEART & SOUL
99211330LADY GOAT
99208262MY HAPPY PLACE
99203210ONE MOMENT IN TIME
99211032PADLOCKET
99204890SMART PENDANT
99204888SMART PUCK
99201693TRAVEL JEWELRY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

992115215TH TIME IS A CHARM
99207067ANNOTATE CREATE
99208904ANTI-BULLSHIT
99204132BABY FOOD
99208739BITCH I’M BUDGETING
99203725BUT CUTE
99204178CHIN UP, TITS OUT.
99201766FUCK I’M DEAD
99208787HIPPIE COWGIRL
99209979INGLÉS EN 30 DÍAS
99203207LIBRARIES ARE LIFE
99208781LOFI LIFE
99209442MADE IN THE USA BY HUMANS
99207897MOCKTAIL SOCIAL CLUB
99203217ON MY WAY TO YOU
99203559PAPER ALCHEMY
99211471SELFISH MOTHER
99209715STRONG YES
99203238SURVIVING MODE TO THRIVING MODE
99206707THE KINDNESS OF CHRIST
99203886TOUCH TO READ
99201962WACKY CRAYONS

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

99204138BABY FOOD
99210179BASIC RUCKER
99202798BE WHATEVER YOU DREAM
99209449BROS B4 DOES
99208350CLAMPER
99206429DELUXE RECYCLES
99208787HIPPIE COWGIRL
99208781LOFI LIFE
99202360SUPREME LEATHER
99205180THE COMMUTER
99205276TOY POODLE LADY
99208366VICTORY LOGO

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

99207364ANXIETY BOOKSHELF
99202180BONELESS COUCH
99202019COUCH IN A BOX     – Step one, cut a hole in the box.
99209012PIDDLE PATIO
99204299PIECE BY PIECE
99208639QUIET WORKSPACE
99208878SHADOWFOAM
99203734SNOOZY MAMA
99206620SPORTS BOX SEAT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

992115215TH TIME IS A CHARM
99204143BABY FOOD
99209449BROS B4 DOES
99201832CAGED KITTY
99208847DAD BOD SNACKS
99202136DOUBLE CLICK
99204783GOOD THING
99203371GRUMPY DAD CO
99208787HIPPIE COWGIRL
99204058JAR HEADS
99208032LAIR LIFE
99204553LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO MOVE FAST
99207541LIVING BRUNCH TO BRUNCH
99208781LOFI LIFE
99210753MANEATER
99202738QUICK CONSERVATIVE
99202564SOCIAL ANTICLIMBER
99205267SOCIALLY DRAINED
99210924STEREOSCOPE
99203941TURN YOUR THUMB GREEN

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

992115215TH TIME IS A CHARM
99209810BLOOMING BABY
99208195DRY THIGH
99203055FREE-EST
99206717GROUND FLOOR
99208781LOFI LIFE
99202096MOM IS CHARGING
99204299PIECE BY PIECE
99204499RELAX TO THE MAX
99209719REST WITH IT
99208696SLEEPY QUIET TIME

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

992016062881
99201578ADVENTURE CAT
99205095ALOHA FROM MAUI
99209132ALWAYS TIRED
99207624ANTI SOCIAL BARBER CLUB
99205677ASK ME TO DANCE
99204153BABY FOOD
99201457BABY NEEDS NIPPLES
99208274BELOVED AND BELIEVED
99201568BEWARE OF CAT
99205395BIG WOOD BASEBALL
99208214BILLIONAIRE MIND
99202866BLACK GIRLS IN HR
99209810BLOOMING BABY
99202045BOUGIE BOOTIE
99210357BREADWINNER
99209449BROS B4 DOES
99210768BURNIN’ DIRT
99201832CAGED KITTY
99209218CALIFORNIA CAN’T WAIT
99209172CALIFORNIA GRIP SOCKS
99201767CAN’T TEACH TASTE
99206712CATCH THE RUSH
99204178CHIN UP, TITS OUT.
99201906CITIZENS OF BEVERLY HILLS
99206562CITYBABY
99203078COLLEGE COFFEE
99207822COZY CHRISTIAN
99202286CRACK LIFE
99211410CRETELIFE
99202677CUCKOO FOR COFFEE
99202359DA POPE    – We’re now up to 5 applications from separate folks.
99208847DAD BOD SNACKS
99203635DO NOTHING CLUB
99205179DOG IS LOVE
99205834EARTH PATRIOT
99203129EPIC.
99204070EVERY DAY IS FRIDAY
99207734EVERYONE WANT$ THE PRIZE, BUT FEW WANT THE GRIND
99209131FEMININE NOT FEMINISM
99206853FISH MOLESTER
99203512FR33:DOM
99205402FUDD AROUND AND FIND OUT
99209306GAME OVER FAME
99203572GHETTO HIPPIE
99207643GIRL MONEY
99208237GIRLS LOVE DINOS
99207098GOATS BE GOATIN
99205581GOLF WIFE
99202119HAVING A GOOD TIME IS THERAPEUTIC
99204776HEAVEN’S FOR QUITTERS
99201725HIKE
99209959HIPPI MOMMI
99208787HIPPIE COWGIRL
99202936I HAVE BEEN VOLUNTOLD
99207559I WILL GIVE MY ALL FOR TENNESSEE TODAY!
99208427I’M SMOKIN’ WHAT YOU’RE ROLLIN’
99207602I’M ROOTING FOR EVERYBODY FROM DETROIT
99211116IN JESUS NAME WE PLAY
99207416INSECTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
99209430JIU JITSU FOR LIFE
99210632JOY OF SALVATION
99205836JUST BE COOL
99211330LADY GOAT
99207915LAIR BEAR
99208032LAIR LIFE
99210989LET’S MAKE WALKING GREAT AGAIN
99203207LIBRARIES ARE LIFE
99207972LIFE AFTER LIFE
99204553LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO MOVE FAST
99204197LIL MISS LABELS
99127454LION ASS BITCH
99207541LIVING BRUNCH TO BRUNCH
99208781LOFI LIFE
99202822LOVE LIVES HERE
99203208MADE TO BE KIND
99205590MAJOR LEAGUE PRO WRESTLING
99205555MAJOR LEAGUE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
99206888MAKE AMERICANS CRITICAL THINKERS AGAIN
99207422MAKE HORSES HEALTHY AGAIN
99206956MIDDLE EAST MOOD
99207897MOCKTAIL SOCIAL CLUB
99204814MY SPIRAL HAS ENTERED ITS CEO ERA
99203862NEED
99204796PAUSE PRAY PRAISE
99210712PAW LIFE
99205282PRETTY FISHY
99205663PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER
99207503PROVE PEOPLE WRONG
99210593PUCK PRODIGY
99204642PUPPET SOCKS
99209666QUEEN OUT
99202738QUICK CONSERVATIVE
99203597REBEL FENCING CLUB
99206563RIDE BIKES. DRINK BOURBON
99204467RODEO BEACH
99204823RODEO BEACH CLUB
99209923RUCK OR DIE
99210870SAVED BY THE BEES
99205330SCANDALIZED
99206795SHE IS | PROVERBS 31
99206434SINCERELY
99206467SINGULAR
99204498SLACKER GENIUS
99203109SOBER LIFE – WHAT A GIFT
99202564SOCIAL ANTICLIMBER
99205267SOCIALLY DRAINED
99206329TALK BASSY TO ME
99208510THERE’S A LOT OF BEER IN THS TAN
99208462THERE’S A LOT OF FISHING IN THIS TAN
99208394THERE’S A LOT OF GOLF IN THIS TAN
99211519TOPS
99205456TRICKING IS FOR MAGICIANS
99206527VIRTUOUS
99201942WARRIOR MINDSET
99206624WEEDSLUT
99211430WHAT A CATCH
99208471WITH DAD
99211590YOU FUCKING SEE IT

 

Plus all of these from the same applicant, Astryx LLC out of Connecticut. I only looked at the application materials for Aries, which had a specimen that was collegiate-style text on the front of a shirt. [eyeroll]

99209593AQUARIUS
99209584ARIES
99209585CANCER
99209590CAPRICORN
99209596GEMINI
99209587LEO
99209588LIBRA
99209586PISCES
99209582SAGITTARIUS
99209583SCORPIO
99209594TAURUS
99209592VIRGO

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99209133DREAMWRAP
99210744FUNSTREET
99205005NAMASTAY HAIR
99211625NATUREOFTHINGS
99209339PURE HAIR EMPORIUM
99209923RUCK OR DIE
99211425TIE ON THE FLY
99207127YES CURLS

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including door mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99203055FREE-EST
99204839GOLD DIGGER
99207744INTENTIONAL MODERN HEIRLOOMS
99206750YOGASCAPE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99206410AFFIRMATIONS YOU DESERVE TO HEAR
99204159BABY FOOD
99209124BAD BALLS
99208757BATH COLORS BLASTER
99208782BATH FOAM BLASTER
99205395BIG WOOD BASEBALL
99202308CAR PALS
99208847DAD BOD SNACKS
99201694DEATHBOT
99207291DOODLE
99207209DOODLES
99206128FUZZY BUGZ
99207896GEM PETS
99207994GOODIEBAG
99206339HAPPY MINDS
99209010MAGIC GEL WATER PETS
99208859PALM PUZZLES
99211562PICKLE SCORE
99207216SALTWATER WRANGLER
99204548TWIN FLAME
99207800URBAN BEAST
99205216VENUS
99207326WARRIOR TOYS

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99208636BULLETSHIELD
99211203CHEAPSKATE HOCKEY
99208903CLEANTREAT
99210122CUSTOMBRANDWARE
99208709HISTORIC IMAGES
99210938KEEPER OF DREAMS
99201751MY WOOD YOUR DESIGN
99201546PRINTBUS
99203739PURELY BETTER

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


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