MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 6 May 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: There are 494 newly registered text marks; 286 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 168 applications were abandoned before they crossed the finish line!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

9793194918 TO LIFEThis is either “adulthood” or a prison sentence. Or both?
98505310ALPINE COAST LIFEIsn’t “alpine coast” an oxymoron?
98196112AS BIG AS IT GETS!
97754849BOUGIE COUNTRY GIRLPer Merriam-Webster, definition 3-2b, “bougie” means “suppository.” 😆
97774725BOUGIE COUNTRY LIFEThat said, weird how “bougie” evolved from “thinks they’re fancy, but aren’t”…
97739898BOUGIE MOUNTAIN MAN…to a meaning that’s more like “fancy and proud of it” that these marks seem to carry.
98701366BRINGING HOME BABY
98701936BUNNY SQUAD
97801058COTTON CANDYHappy Cotton Candy Day, daddies. Want to hear a sweet nothing?
98242922FAITH OVER WORRYI have no faith, thus I must worry.
98319240FLIP OFF
98707255FREE TO LEAD
98549923FUCKED SINCE BIRTHAren’t we all?
90393332GOATThey do have the “goat.com” domain. Priciest t-shirt is $26k.
98687077GOLF GONE WILD
97503137GOT MOJO?I created a new “Got X?” category on the spreadsheet.
98701876GRADE
97751521HAPPY LAWYERS CLUBI know a few lawyers. They’re all surprisingly cheerful and friendly.
90673090HOW ARE YOU REALLY DOING?Really, though. Are you doing all right?
98407282I’M SO CHARISMATIC DRUGS ARE ADDICTED TO METhis tee is definitely worth $50. [/sarcasm]
98666020LIVE BY THE SEA, DIE BY THE SEA.For the time being, I’ll go with just “live by the sea.”
98005781MOMS GO HARDWhere the specimen is an unredacted order showing that the purchase was sent a block away.
98280743ONE OF A GRINDIt’s coffee, not the hustle/grind BS.
98275969PANIC RESPONSIBLYDoes this mean keeping the panic inside until I explode?
98687987PARASITENot associated with the movie.
97908120PAY ME FOR MY EXPERIENCE NOT MY TIMEExactly this when hiring a freelancer.
98444203POST NUT CLARITYThese are the kinds of specimens that slip through when marks are published for oppo beforehand.
98444179PRE NUT CONFUSIONIf men are confused until they ejaculate, how can we trust them to be in charge of … anything?
98268081REBEL TRIBE
98614871RIDE YOUR RIDEFile this under “marks that tell me to do the obvious thing.”
98700365RHODE ISLANDJoins something like 17 other state names registered by universities.
98592300SCARS & STRIPES
90630274SMOKEYou can, of course, use these single words in a phrase and put that phrase on shirts.
98582058YOU HAVE TO LIVE HARD TO BE HARDWhat if I want to be soft?
98459707YOU’RE COMPLETED WHEN DESTROYEDWhat if I want to stay incomplete?

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98689479ARMED VETERAN
98612787HERE FOR THE BOOTYWhy can’t it be both? Maybe this pirate likes ass.

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

Probably the most interesting—and by that, I mean concerning—illustrated mark this week is this simple silhouette design of a pickleball. (Which I always get confused with a Wiffle ball, because we had both when I was a kid in the ’70s. And we’d use both of those with our Trac-Ball rackets, to see how everything flew differently.)  I believe this is an indoor-use ball, with the larger holes.

The drawing of a registered trademark of an outdoor-use pickleball.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87340709BANDIT AND THE BABE
87440308BAREFOOT KINGS
87833727BEARDED BEHAVIOR
87462731BOUNDLESS GIRL
87633270CALIFORNIA COLLECTIVE
87637193CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
87191743DICKIN-A-ROUND
87837302DIVE YOUR ASS OFF
87635161DRINKIN’ AND THINKIN’
86984031EMBRACE THE WILD SIDE
86019650ENJOY YOUR PACE
87656020FIGHT FOR MORE
87557465FIGHT LIFE
87415499GOOD VIBES SAVE LIVES
87484571HUMAN BY NATURE
87149376HUNGRY TIGERS ROAR
87932798IF YOU GOT A CHIP YOU GOT A CHANCE
86194820IT’S THE RACE NOT THE PACE
87820525KILL ‘EM WIT’CHA HUSTLE
86627352LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE
87813303LIVE YOUR PARADISE
85649610LOVE ONE ANOTHER
87607632MAKE AMERICA COWBOY AGAIN
87834455MAKE COLLEGE FUN AGAIN
87569468MASTURBATE WITH INTENTION
86983739NOBODY TRAINS HARDER
87621799RETURN TO GLORY
87535070SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE
87713910STRANGE FRUIT
87825591TALK TO ME GOOSE
85374984THANK GOD FOR LIFE
87414182UNCUPPED BRA
87626046WANDER Y’ALL
86265580WEE BEES

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

98195617305 IS A VIBE
988377874AM CLUB
98277439ASK. LISTEN. BUILD. LIBERATE.
98115535BADASS MEDITATOR
97207805BARB KNOWS BEST
90025858BDAY BABY
98320602BIG CHEF
97605591CHEAT DAY MEALS
98598917CREATURE HABITS
98297997CURVY MOBB
98295903DESIGN OR DIE
98591039DIRTBAG GARAGE
97605678EAT LIKE A CHAMPION
97605584EPIC CHEAT MEAL
97750625FIND YOUR FEAT
98624532FISH G.O.A.T.
98296187GET MONEY FIRST
97860348HOT GIRL OG
98294342HURT FEELINGS DON’T EQUAL DISRESPECT
98274141I’M AN OOPS
97500967IN SPADES
98273431LAZY GIRL
98296193LEGITIMATE BITCH
98289963LESS FRIENDS MORE MONEY
98152640LITTLE BITES
98231860LODGE LADY
98293781MAMA’S FIGHTER
98296023MUSCLE BADDIE
98273171NINE YEARS
98264671NOTHING IS REAL
97296013SPRTS BTCH
98812700THINK LIKE ELON
98291503THOUGHTS, PRAYERS, PLANS, AND ACTIONS
98295966WORK INTERFERES WITH LIFE
98296519YOU’RE NOT THE CHIEF OF ME

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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