MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: May 4, 2025 – May 10, 2025

This week, a few intrepid souls pushed through their applications for pope-related marks (though I’m sure we’ll see many more next week), and we have a larger than usual number of Trump, Musk, and other right-wing related phrases!

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

99175080A THOUSAND SHIPS
99169763AGELESS PRESCRIPTION
99169969BEAUTY IS WHERE YOU ARE
99172493BEING HUMAN
99174174CHAPPY CAMPER
99169822DAY SPRAY
99175728DRAWN TO YOU
99171402DRY ICE
99171700ELON’S MUSK
99173604FLOW SAUCE
99178415FOOD FOR HAPPY HAIR
99169001FRUIT PIGMENTED
99171540GALACTIC GIRL
99176396GARDENIA ESSENTIAL OIL BLEND
99178645GLAMOROUS NAIL ESSENTIALS
99169013GLOSSY LOCKS
99176401HONEYSUCKLE ESSENTIAL OIL BLEND
99172718IF FOUND RETURN TO PARIS
99177951I’M GLISTENING
99177133IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY, AND NEVER TOO LATE, TO START TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF
99175841IT’S FINE
99177609IT’S ME YOU WANT
99171782LASH MATCH
99176560LEGALLY BRONZE
99176381LET’S GET TROPICAL
99169828LID SCULPT
99176405LILAC ESSENTIAL OIL BLEND
99176411LILY ESSENTIAL OIL BLEND
99178037LITTLE MISS
99168839MAGICAL AROMATHERAPY
99174296MAKE IT SPARKLE
99174450MIRACLE BOTANICALS
99176564MONEY SHOT
99178121MORNING DEW
99175444NATURAL GLOW
99168692OPTIMAL SOLUTIONS
99177605POPE SOAP
99176420ROSE ESSENTIAL OIL BLEND
99169733SCENT BOOST
99177667SHIMMERING MINT
99177940SHOWER THOUGHTS
99170967SKIN RESCUE
99174197SLAM
99175524SPICE IT UP!
99169742STAIN GUARD
99174157TWICE AS NICE
99176388VANILLA-LICIOUS
99175469WESTERN SCENTS
99167630WILD HEALING
99169017ZER0

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99169499COMMONWEALTH CANDLE
99168738INTENTIONAL GOODS
99175468LIGHT ME WHEN YOU WANT ME NAKED
99175764THERMAL
99178390TWO MINUTE PRAYERS
99175469WESTERN SCENTS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99178435ADDRESS HATE
99172817AL DENTE CLUB
99171191BE THE GREATEST
99174409BEST MEDICINE
99174045CODE GRAIL
99172148END BOSSINESS SOON
99178150HYPER
99175235KITCHEN ISLAND
99176275MUSE
99169674PET
99169453PLANE
99178445SALT
99176134SECRET ROOM
99177875THE BIG PRIEST FROM THE BIG EAST     – Is it just me, I don’t consider Chicago to be particularly “east”?

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99169943ABSOLUTE INFINITY
99177088AFTERSHOW
99175578AMERICA’S GOLDEN AGE
99172496BELLA LOVE
99171411BELLA PIERCING
99171473CLUSTER JEWELRY
99176341DA POPE
99178062EMBRACELET YOUR VIBE
99171708GOD GAVE YOU A LIFETIME. GIVE HIM A HOUR OF YOUR TIME. JESUS GAVE YOU A LIFETIME. GIVE HIM A HOUR OF YOUR TIME.
99173607JE T’AIME
99173279PASS WITH CARE
99174962RISING STAR
99178628THE BIRTH DIAMOND
99170412THE REMEMBERING HEART

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99169143A BOUNTY OF KINDNESS
99168862ACADEMIC ORPHANS
99171883ACCREDITATION WITH DISTINCTION
99178435ADDRESS HATE
99174381ALL QUALITY BADGES
99175578AMERICA’S GOLDEN AGE
99170298APOTHECARY
99172062BADASS ADVOCATE
99172178BOUGHT THE CAR, NOT THE CULT
99175075CHEF’S TABLE
99176341DA POPE
99173653DAILY WORK JOURNAL
99169921DESK DUMPSTER
99172148END BOSSINESS SOON
99175815ENGAGE NEWCOMERS!
99169491FOOD FOR THOUGHT
99172065FOR WHEN YOU ARE FEELING
99170009GROWING IN GOD’S WORD
99169667HAPPY GRAB
99173671HOPE FOR YOU
99168610IT’S NOT OVER YET
99170971LIL NUGGETS
99177282MICRO CHARGERS
99174339NO-PANIC PARENTING
99169679NONE TOO PLEASED
99175548OAR LIFE
99170988OWN YOUR 20S
99173279PASS WITH CARE
99177542REAL SCIENCE
99174962RISING STAR
99175559SCREAMING DIVAS
99169724SHE JUGGLES
99173652SHIT GOLFERS SAY
99173688SHIT PEOPLE SAY
99170108SNUGGLY
99170157STOP TEASING I’M WHEEZING
99177875THE BIG PRIEST FROM THE BIG EAST
99173894THINK BIBLICALLY
99177910YOU ARE THE HUSTLE

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

99173299[ONE-OFF]
99169969BEAUTY IS WHERE YOU ARE
99178045BODY BAGS FOR BILLIONAIRES
99177047BOTANY BAY
99168886BOW WOW MEOW
99175071CHEF’S TABLE
99168730CRADLE TO GRAVE
99172148END BOSSINESS SOON
99175603FOR WHEREVER YOU’RE GOING
99168724KID AT HEART
99173279PASS WITH CARE
99172649PROTECT WHAT MATTERS
99170117ROCK THE BOAT
99175559SCREAMING DIVAS
99169724SHE JUGGLES
99175930SPOILED NOT ENTITLED
99170424STRAPTEASE
99178039STRIVE FOR GREATNESS
99169821TRAVEL BUDDY
99177354TUCK & TOTE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

99169432A STAR IS BORN
99169943ABSOLUTE INFINITY
99172109BEVELED BOTTOM CABINETS
99169016BRAINROT
99177920CALIFORNIA DREAMING
99176156CALM CHAIR
99175078CHEF’S TABLE
99177867CLOUD POD
99173205FIVE STAR ADJUSTABLE BASE
99175627GHOST HINGE
99174701GLOW SPHERE
99169997HYDRO CHAIR
99178097LESS PAIN. BETTER SLEEP.
99178144LESS PAIN. MORE SLEEP.
99171103MOTHERHOOD
99168635NECK BOSS
99176543PEE FREE
99175999STITCH
99177875THE BIG PRIEST FROM THE BIG EAST

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9917203916  COOKIES
99169432A STAR IS BORN
99175578AMERICA’S GOLDEN AGE
99169969BEAUTY IS WHERE YOU ARE
99177823BEING LIBERTARIAN
99175668BREW JAY
99170455BROOM BUDDY
99169367BUILD A BUFFET
99175078CHEF’S TABLE
99169151DOGE IS GOOD
99174047DREAM IT. CHASE IT. LIVE IT.
99172148END BOSSINESS SOON
99170839GLOWVIBE
99173670GOLF DNA
99170185GRILL SHELF GUARDIAN
99170188GRILL TOOL GUARDIAN
99175833ISLAND TIME
99172977JAR OF ALL THINGS GOOD
99175703KIDS SCRUBBER
99177014LOCALLY SALTED
99171426LUSCIOUS CUPS
99174730MAKE SNOW FASTER
99173074MOMCUTERIE
99169135NO SWEAT! GLOVES
99174289PATRIOTIC ROSARY
99173052PUPCUTERIE
99168596PURE
99175559SCREAMING DIVAS
99169724SHE JUGGLES
99175930SPOILED NOT ENTITLED
99173416SPREAD LOVE, NOT TOXINS
99173744SPRING CHEF
99177875THE BIG PRIEST FROM THE BIG EAST
99173894THINK BIBLICALLY
99171888TOPPER POPPER
99169268TRUMPETS
99168853VITALIZING CUP
99175493WHERE IT ALL BEGAN
99169364WITCH’S BREW

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

99168886BOW WOW MEOW
99170085BUTTER BUMS
99177463COZY HAVEN
99170013FLAT EARTH PERFORMANCE
99168687GAMA GREAT AGAIN MY ASS!
99176219HYDROSHIELD
99168872SALTY & SOAKED
99170259STAY TUCK
99169961THREADINBOX

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

991762901506
99177779#CLEARMYNAME
99173299[ONE-OFF]
99169124A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING
99175549A SIP ABOVE
99172817AL DENTE CLUB
99176077AMERICAN POPE
99175578AMERICA’S GOLDEN AGE
99170667BAGEL SNOB
99177606BEACH TRASH
99172493BEING HUMAN
99177823BEING LIBERTARIAN
99172685BIG TUSK ENERGY
99178164BIGGER DICK, TALLER WALLET
99174608BLEACHER BLONDE
99178045BODY BAGS FOR BILLIONAIRES
99168886BOW WOW MEOW
99175673BREW JAY
99177262BROKEN ROSARY
99170085BUTTER BUMS
99174654CAME FROM THE BOTTOM
99172086CHEESE BROS
99171977CHEESE BROTHERS
99175071CHEF’S TABLE
99173566COOKED
99176251DA POPE     – Yes, four different individuals are trying for this!
99176341DA POPE
99175760DA POPE
99175827DA’ POPE
99174704DAY BEFORE TOMORROW
99175671DISC OR DIE
99171523DISHONORED
99174167DIZZY BLONDE
99167087DO YOU BOO
99169151DOGE IS GOOD
99174047DREAM IT. CHASE IT. LIVE IT.
99176176EAST COAST CALIFORNIA
99178062EMBRACELET YOUR VIBE
99172148END BOSSINESS SOON
99176667EQUALITY PATRIOT
99177197EQUALITY PATRIOTS
99177660EVERYBODY LOVES LAS VEGAS
99168636EXECUTIVE ORDER, THE TRUMP CARD
99173760FATHER DEATH
99169627FLAG LIKE A GIRL
99168687GAMA GREAT AGAIN MY ASS!
99174970GENERATION X
99170171GOD IS MY BOSS            #24/7/365
99170366GOLF SAVED MY LIFE
99173700GOOD VIBES ALPHA
99171533GOODBYE
99172022HATERS SPEND MONEY
99168618HOW CAN I BE FAR-RIGHT WHEN THERE’S ONLY WRONG LEFT?
99170368I HAVE THE NEXT MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
99173010I LIKE WHO LIKES ME
99176103I REP JC
99170979I WANT EVERYTHING I’M SUPPOSED TO GET
99175990ISLE FEVER.
99178679IT’S COOL TO LOVE AMERICA
99171421JACK OFF JILL
99169490JUST OUT FOR A WALK
99168724KID AT HEART
99177766KINDNESS WINS
99168933LET’S GO DONALD
99178418LIVE LAUGH BUZZ
99176605LIVESTRONGER
99177014LOCALLY SALTED
99169506LOSE YOUR BALL, FIND YOURSELF
99176620MADE OF LOVE
99170783MAKE ALCATRAZ GREAT AGAIN
99176522MAKE AMERICA CATHOLIC AGAIN
99177614NEVER LOOK’N BACK
99178607NO DADDY ALL ISSUES
99178702PARADOX
99173279PASS WITH CARE
99170420PAWN SHOP
99170440PAWN SHOP
99174930PIZZA INFLUENCER
99178510PRAY OR BECOME PREY
99172649PROTECT WHAT MATTERS
99170782RACE ME BRO
99170390RECOGNIZE LIFE
99170702RICH GIRL CLUB
99171148RIOT
99170395SASSY
99175559SCREAMING DIVAS
99173192SEAMLESS LINGERIE
99169724SHE JUGGLES
99178592SHE ROSE
99173847STORM SURGE
99173134STRAIGHT UP J’D UP STAY PRAYED UP
99173509SUSHI FREAK
99171612TEAM WHISKEY
99172324TEXTING AT 80MPH
99177875THE BIG PRIEST FROM THE BIG EAST
99170495THESE TIMES ARE REVEALING….WHO SHOULD LEAD AND WHO SHOULD LEAVE
99173894THINK BIBLICALLY
99168614V!BE
99175059V8
99173807WE’RE ALL PRETTY GIRLS
99168588WEAPONIZED LOVE
99169023WE’D
99171921WHAT CHA NEED
99178715WHY DON’T YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
99170673WORK CAP
99177348YINZ NOT LIKE US
99176757YOU ARE WHAT  KEEPS YOU FROM

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99170799BEAUTY ICON
99170085BUTTER BUMS
99172148END BOSSINESS SOON
99177402FIZZY CLIP
99178307PLATFORM HAIR CO
99178316PLATFORM HAIR EXTENSIONS
99175559SCREAMING DIVAS
99176723TEA TIME GIFT SHOP
99175690THAT CLIP

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99170749BUILT FOR BETTER TURF
99177091MUDGUARD MAT
99177680SOFTERCHARM
99177904WALLRIGHT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

9917709620-SIDED WORKSHOP
99169432A STAR IS BORN
99176233ACTION FITNESS
99169990CHANNEL BALANCE BOARD
99169500COLLECT DISCOVER BELIEVE
99169662CREATE-A-COMPANION
99174263EMOTIONAL
99173204EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
99175345FUTUREPROOF
99174066HYDROCOLLOID ROLL
99176371KNEE PAD HANGERS
99176561LITTLE OUCHIES
99175082LOVE LAUGH DRINK
99177034MYTHICAL CREATURE RESCUE
99171335OUTLAST
99172327POSITIVE COW
99173378STICK’EM
99178039STRIVE FOR GREATNESS
99177524STRONGEST GRIP ON EARTH
99172731TEDDY HUGGY
99177875THE BIG PRIEST FROM THE BIG EAST
99173305TINSEL TRADITIONS
99177263TWENTY ONE TOYS
99175059V8

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99168814COPY PLUS PRINTING
99175672CREATIVE THING
99172194ENCHANTÉ, Y’ALL
99170556KEEP ON DREAMING
99178363LET’S GO ELON!
99173800MINDSET
99170841PIXEL PRESS PRINT
99178718STAY FRESH PIE CUTTER
99177983STITCH FACTORY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

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