Numbers for the week in class 025: 538 newly registered text marks; 231 cancelled previously-registered text marks; 111 text mark applications abandoned before completion.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97579461 | A LITTLE BIT OF NASHVILLE | This feels like a parody of “Mambo No. 5”. |
| 97504021 | BABY FREAK | My brain is singing this to the tune of “Super Freak”. |
| 98104204 | BE THAT ADULT | Which one? You know, that one. |
| 90062394 | BECAUSE IT’S MY BUSINESS | |
| 97828976 | CARIBBEAN BAY | This sounds like a housing development full of McMansions. |
| 98609450 | COLLEGE HOUSE | |
| 98489303 | CREATE YOUR OWN RITUAL | OK, but it’s going to involve sharp pins and dolls. |
| 98029240 | DOUBLE BIRDS | When flipping birds, two are more fun than one! |
| 97557390 | FAITH FOCUSED | |
| 98620509 | FOREVER TRUCKIN | |
| 97099063 | FUCKING EPIC | But the specimen is only friggin’ mundane. |
| 97761720 | FUNKY PICKLE | This feels like a new dance move. |
| 98399504 | GREASE GAS & GLORY | |
| 97462219 | HUG YOUR BROS | Yes! Bros should hug bros, and share emotions with bros. |
| 98045825 | I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR AND I CAN’T FIND IT. | I … uh … don’t think I can help? |
| 97390584 | MAKE TIME FOR FISHING | |
| 98033418 | MILLIONAIRE MOTHER | |
| 98620047 | MOTHERFORKER | Holy motherforking shirt balls! |
| 98145278 | PLEASE BE NICE TO BREASTFEEDING MAMAS | |
| 98100050 | REAL REPUBLICAN LIVING | Apparently it’s paying extra taxes in the form of tariffs, and losing your 401(k) gains. |
| 88390458 | RULES DON’T APPLY | As an uptight rule-follower, I dislike this mindset greatly. |
| 98232714 | TELL FELICIA I SAID BYE! | The character in Friday was “Felisha,” but nobody ever spells it that way! |
| 98057144 | UNLOCK YOUR DESTINY |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98174539 | 3PK | Of course, you can still refer to three-packs of things with this. |
| 97016445 | EAT SLEEP CONQUER REPEAT | |
| 98693666 | PERFORMANCE INNERWEAR |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show: WHAT! LETTERS! ARE! THEY! Answers are down near the bottom of the post.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 79229303 | 1904 |
| 76720239 | AMERICA UNHINGED |
| 87504650 | BASS PLAYERS DO IT DOWN LOW |
| 87379059 | BE MIGHTY! |
| 74348735 | BEACH GIRL * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87603095 | BEST MOUNTAIN |
| 87768328 | BEYOND LEGGINGS |
| 87504661 | BITCH ABOUT IT |
| 87504670 | BITCH ABOUT STUFF |
| 87773234 | BODY KING |
| 87773254 | BODY QUEEN |
| 85410248 | CHOOSE TO BE NICE |
| 87004708 | CROSS CHURCH |
| 86864519 | DEFINING MOMENTS |
| 86019458 | DOSES |
| 87444520 | EMBRACE THE CROWN |
| 87768336 | FILIGREE |
| 87038140 | FORCES OF NATURE |
| 87794864 | GIRLIFY |
| 87360523 | GIZMO |
| 88103265 | GOAT MENTALITY |
| 87795387 | GOD IS THE PLUG. |
| 87584372 | GOD MATTERS. |
| 85353635 | GOOD IS UNIVERSAL. |
| 87244906 | HUCK FATERS |
| 87384160 | I AM CANNABIS |
| 87323102 | IN JESUS NAME I WORK |
| 87660780 | INFANT DREAMS |
| 87795436 | KICK ADDICTION |
| 86833002 | MAKING STRONG WOMEN STRONGER |
| 87622471 | MID WEST SIDE |
| 87649397 | MUSCLES AND DONUTS |
| 87849686 | NEW YORK CITY BRIDE |
| 87773788 | PERFORMS IN THE BEDROOM |
| 86877048 | PURRFECT * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87795805 | QUEEN STATE OF MIND |
| 87195438 | RISE & BLOOM |
| 85471011 | SEE IT. SAY IT. SHOW IT. |
| 87796388 | SEE ME DOING GOOD |
| 87242650 | SMILE IT FORWARD…IT’S CONTAGIOUS |
| 87558948 | SPOILED GANG |
| 87104728 | SUPER COZY |
| 85470839 | THE GOOD IN ME SEES THE GOOD IN YOU. |
| 87662499 | THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER |
| 87492798 | THOSE WHO DARE |
| 86158148 | WE DON’T HATE WE JUST HUSTLE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98911550 | 1-800-FAT-MOMS |
| 98200297 | ABOUT TO… |
| 98207621 | BORN THIS WHEY |
| 98145620 | BOUJIE KIDZ |
| 98206741 | BROADWAY ALWAYS WINS |
| 98164305 | DAVE |
| 98212894 | DOODLE HEADS |
| 97880905 | FITNESS DEPT. |
| 98444068 | GIANT SLAYER |
| 98211454 | GO LIVE YOUNG FOREVER |
| 97701933 | HOT VEGAN |
| 98206075 | HYPE CLUB |
| 98210462 | I DON’T BELIEVE. I KNOW. |
| 98206842 | IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, THEN FEED ME GREATNESS |
| 98206154 | IT WAS SUNDAY |
| 98213355 | LET ER EAT |
| 98173974 | MUDDY TIRES |
| 98205041 | MY NAME NO MO’ OUTCHA’ MOUF |
| 98031301 | NERD CITY |
| 97813413 | NERDY BLACK CHICK |
| 98081284 | NOT GOOD ATHLETIC CLUB |
| 98203833 | NURSES MATTER |
| 98378771 | PRE RICH PRE LAMBO |
| 98208563 | RESTING BLISS FACE |
| 97924282 | SHUT UP AND RIDE |
| 98210555 | SPECIALLY MADE BY GOD |
| 97812852 | TENNISBITCHES |
| 98205275 | THAT KIND OF MAMA |
| 98209339 | THE ULTIMATE FEMALE |
| 97529472 | TO THE SEA |
| 98197967 | WORLD ON FIRE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
WHAT LETTERS ARE THEY answers: 1. FD 2. MSCH 3. JL 4. LJ
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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