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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 25 March 2025

New thing: I’ve created a Bluesky account for TradeSnark, where I’m combining my love of trademarks with my love of weird holidays (see Holiday Doodles). Every day over at Bluesky will have an expired illustrated trademark that’s related to a weird holiday!

Numbers for the week: in class 025, there were 458 newly registered text trademarks last week. 276 previously registered text marks were cancelled, and 141 applications for text marks were abandoned before they made it all the way to registration!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

973009861916It was a leap year. Stainless steel was invented!
98028472A RED LIP & CONFIDENCEI prefer my confidence with a nude lip.
98644576ART IS DANGEROUS
98363415ATTACK FROM THE BACK
98580095BASED FAITHAh, the young people and their slang.
88804284BE MORE DO MORE LIVE BETTER
98068821BIRDIE MAMAGolf clothing, I think? Though the specimen shows a tennis player?
97347092BOOM BABYHas nothing to do with actual babies.
97799951BUILT FOR THE HUMAN RACE
98659190COOL CUTE
97668437DOUCHE DADI’ve known a LOT of these.
97402745DRINK. EAT. REPENT. REPEAT.Like the Dave & Busters slogan, but for sinners?
98660716EAST SIDE
98066587EXCUSES ARE LAME
98665041FAITH OVER EVERYTHINGEh, your friendly neighborhood atheist thinks faith should be a few steps down the ladder.
98093633FLAT BLACKIt’s a band, but it sounds like a coffee drink.
98612078FUCK ADVERTISEMENTSHard agree!
97131982GRACE SLICKWeird how so many musicians from the ’60s and ’70s are registering their names these days.
98062319HARD TO COMPLAINNah. It’s pretty easy, usually.
97482337I GOT SCONED
88201257I LOVE YOU, KEEP GOING
90590846INVENTRESSI’ve always disliked feminine versions of words like this. Women can be inventors!
97373206KIND WOMEN FOR WOMENKIND
98646616LADY WARRIORAlso not a fan of “lady X.” Women can be warriors!
98480544LAND OF WOLVES
98440936LESS REGRETS, MORE BAGUETTESThis, I can get behind.
98497132LIFESTYLE CHRISTIANITY
90633490LITTLE DEUCE COUPEOwners appear to be the Beach Boys’ IP companies.
97609757MAMA MILK MADE
98583689MAMA’S PIZZAThey’re in Texas, and they look pretty darned tasty.
98545190MOTO CHOP SHOP
98070308NESTING CLUB
98569141NOT ALL CANCER IS PINKThough the specimen (text on a shirt, of course) reads NOT PINK ALL CANCER IS.
90631846PET SOUNDSThe Beach Boys’ IP companies again.
98479814PETS OVER PEOPLEOftentimes, I have to agree.
97562476PROFESSIONAL FUN HAVERI can’t imagine being this way. I’m a professional introvert.
97819650PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINERI picture a ferocious baby, held back with a wooden chair and a whip.
98447653PTA DROPOUT
98646816REBEL BRO
98659348RESTING RICH FACEClassic: specimen is text on a shirt shown at a website that’s now defunct.
98381062RONNIE SPECTORAnother ’60s/’70s musician!
98060510STILL CAN
98043562TAKE MY HAND
79375863TOUR DE FRANCEThey owned this for the race (class 041), now they also have classes 025 and 028.
97912292USA TRACK & FIELD

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98461848AMERICA’S FAVORITE CRICKET TEAM
98355228THIS GIRL SELLS REAL ESTATE

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

Here’s a fun example of how marks that could be described in virtually the same way can all become registered trademarks. On the left, we have a brand new mark this week: the silhouette of a gorilla, owned by JFC Investments, LLC. (And if you’re anything like me, “JFC” makes you want to say “Jesus Fucking Christ!”)  On the right, I’ve grabbed several other registered trademarks in class 025, all of side-view gorillas in a very simple black and white art style.

Specimen of a gorilla silhouette, owned by JFC Investments.A whole bunch of registered trademarks with side views of B&W gorillas.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

8747438212 OUNCE MAN
86918418A HIGHER STANDARD
87888671AGENT OF LEARNING
87574458AMERICAN HEAVEN
87579486AMERICAN MINI PIG
76549855BABEOLICIOUS
86015597BEACH OPEN
87407789BELIEVE THE MOMENTUM
87410806BORN TO CRUISE
87702012CHECKS & BALANCE
87377643CHUGGIE
87650582CLASSIC CASHMERE
78460248COVET
87783196DEAR VALENTINE
87288102DON’T ENGAGE N ROAD RAGE
87784026EARN YOUR SLEEP
85947431FOLLOW THROUGH
87464237FOR DAYS
87787800GET YOUR BEER ON
87868826GET YOUR CRAFT BEER ON
79208693GIMME SOME
87772924KILLA GIRL
78139601LEVITATION
87778844LOVE ME BEFORE THEY ALL DO..
87771033LOVEPOETRY
87788210MISS SUGAR
85926229MODEL GLOW
87978215MUSCLE FLEX
87434004NAUTI HOOKER
78200895OFFICERS ONLY
87532452OH FREAKIN’ YEAH
86186669OH YOU
87664225ONE SEXY SCOOTER CHICK
87395309OVERLOOKED
87560484PLAY TOGETHER
87778557POWER OFF
87784722PROUDLY BORN
87398603RULE OR BE RULED
87839603STRENGTH FROM STRUGGLE
87784731TRAVEL AT YOUR OWN PACE.
87473865UNTWIST THE FACTS
85671054ZEN PEOPLE

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

 

982051632 AND A HALF WOMEN
98206195ALLTIMEGRIND
98449691BUCK EM ALL
98205463BURRATA IS MY BOYFRIEND
98130449COUNTRY CLUB HATS
97256293CURLING IS COOL
97256196CURLING IS COOL, FOOL
98180921DOPACETIC
98208611FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
98195072FIND YOUR LINE OFF THE GRID
98191543GOD SPOTS ME
98452152HUSTLER’S HEART
98196462I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO HAVE IT ALL
98414295IT’S DOPE ON THE GREENSIDE
98177948KOMBUCHA QUEEN
98196578LET IT RIP
98142059LFTW LIVING FOR THE WEEKEND
98194372LIVE BEACHFULLY
98186464LOVE OVERDOSE
98196238LUCKYSMOKE420
98203792MORE THAN MILK
98205614PRESCRIPTION PRINCESS
98733773RIGHT AS RAIN
98203602RING THE BELL
98202939SELF MERCI
97927257SLAPHAPPY
97747438STICKY
98188487TEAM BULL STRONG
97804960THERE IS NO LATER!
98188984TRUST YOUR GROOMER
98201217URBAN FROG
98183548WATCH HIM
98207336WHEN MEN STAND UP, BOYS SIT DOWN!
98193601WHERE SPRING BREAK NEVER ENDS
98206012ZERO TALENT

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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