This week begins an experiment: instead of going through the Trademark Official Gazette the week these come out, I’m waiting until they show up in the search system the following week so I can do a refined search and download a CSV file of the new marks. I’m already thinking this will be MUCH easier to create each week’s list.
Numbers for the week: February 4 had 598 newly registered trademarks in class 025, as well as 268 cancelled marks and 228 abandoned applications.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98543287 | ADVENTURE MOUSE | |
| 98171669 | ALL LIVES MATTER PERIOD | Can we just stop with these? Please? |
| 98632166 | ARCTIC PARKA | Goods: parkas. |
| 97901322 | BABY MOGUL | Feels like a weird play on “Boss Baby.” |
| 98530002 | BE THE ENERGY | |
| 97796389 | BITCHES MAKE IT FUNNER | I … kind of agree? |
| 97777139 | BLACK IS. | |
| 90877500 | BOLDLY SHAPING TOMORROW | |
| 98471125 | BOOZE HOUND | The original ornamental specimen was replaced with a different ornamental specimen. 🙄 |
| 97599175 | DEAF VIBE | |
| 97278663 | DIRTY | |
| 97649344 | DON’T CHASE THE BAG CHASE THE ASSET | The asset that’s inside the bag, I’m guessing? |
| 98539427 | DON’T DISCUSS THE PLAN WITH PREY | |
| 98455336 | DRAGON BROCADE | 19 weeks to go on my library hold until I can borrow Onyx Storm. 🐉 |
| 97628675 | EVERY SINGLE DAY | |
| 88936143 | FASTER THAN THE REST | I can absolutely not claim this. |
| 98045303 | FAT MUMMY | It’s just a weird name from an owner in Vietnam. |
| 97742673 | FOR A NICKEL I WILL | There are … not a lot of things I’d do for a nickel. |
| 98321635 | FORESKIN FOR THE WIN | Are … are the men OK? |
| 97812363 | GOT BAIL? | |
| 98087123 | GOT EUCHARIST? | I had to look up what this was. I knew it was a religious thingy, but didn’t know if it was a holiday or what. |
| 98543902 | HAPPY LITTLE MOTHER | At least as of posting time, their home page is plastered with rip-offs of the Marlboro logo. |
| 98250189 | HOCKEY LIVES MATTER | ENOUGH WITH THESE! |
| 98325407 | I AM ZENOUGH | |
| 98530734 | I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM… WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THE WOMEN I AM RELATED TO | Yeah, I feel like I’ve seen this phrase, or very similar phrases, on shirts all over the place. |
| 98257215 | JUST BLOOM | And this one, too. |
| 97771838 | KIND & GOOD | |
| 98451104 | LIBRARIANS THREATEN IGNORANCE | As well they should! |
| 97228882 | MY STRESS IS BROUGHT DOWN BY MY DOG | I feel that way about my cats! (Except when they’re poking me in the face at 4am.) |
| 98536438 | NAUGHTYMAN | |
| 98121852 | OCCUPY MOMS | |
| 98807543 | RIDE OR DIE CHICK | Same company also owns RIDE OR DIE. |
| 97840441 | SAME GOD NEW ME | |
| 90230340 | SIMPLY CHRISTIAN | |
| 88874886 | SON OF VULCAN | As an example of how the process length varies, this application was submitted nearly 5 years ago. |
| 98540974 | SUCCESSFUL BLACK GUYS | |
| 98331020 | TALK LIKE GOD | |
| 88416806 | THE | Owner: Marc Jacobs. You can, of course, use this word in a longer phrase. Goods are limited to those “being promoted, distributed, and sold through channels customary to the field of contemporary fashion.” |
| 98151155 | THE BEST IS STILL YET TO COME | |
| 98476776 | THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT | So I guess I gotta wear shades. 😎 |
| 98059347 | THEY OWE US | |
| 97061659 | YOU GOT WHAT I KNEAD | I had such high hopes for a cute bread or dough specimen, but I was disappointed. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 97454479 | FAT SLIPPERS | Goods: Footwear; Sandals; Shoes; Slippers. |
| 88724138 | HI | |
| 98353340 | SUPPLY | |
| 97549169 | WE DON’T LISTEN TO THEY |
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
None!
PART 1-D: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
This week, I want to beef on a couple of stylized text marks. If you’re going to replace a letter with a graphic, or stylize your letters in a funky way, please, for the love of all that’s good, make sure it reads as the correct letter(s)!
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| This text mark replaces a letter with a pair of underpants. I’ll bet that most of you think this mark is CYFT, but in fact, it’s CUFT! (They could have also stylized the C and F in a way that they created hips in the negative space! The F is almost there, but it feels accidental.) | Upon first glance, this mark with a mishmash of letters seems to contain a very large uppercase I; at least that’s the first thing I noticed. I also see an uppercase P. But joke’s on me; the mark is KRSY! (Take away the backward legs of the K, and this could be “I SPY” very easily.) |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 76548379 | AMERICAN GROOVE |
| 87561698 | AS YOU IS |
| 87977798 | BE YOUR OWN BRIDE |
| 87723845 | BEEN DOING IT. |
| 86647658 | BLAME IT ALL ON MY BOOTS |
| 87324730 | BORN KING |
| 86924575 | CLASSIC PHYSIQUE |
| 87485198 | DESIGNATED REDNECK |
| 87294156 | DIAMOND HEAD |
| 85825695 | DRINK REAL BEER |
| 85950467 | GIMME |
| 77369646 | GOT OUZO? |
| 87443577 | HAPPY VIBES CO. |
| 87693546 | INVEST IN LIVING ARTISTS |
| 87435995 | IT’S A PICKLEBALL THING. |
| 87476095 | KENTUCKY HUG |
| 87316333 | LIFE IS AWKWARD |
| 87368670 | LIFE IS BETTER IN THE STATE OF HI |
| 86968856 | LITTLE TAN DRESS |
| 86107673 | LIVIN’ LIFE MAN |
| 87177113 | LOVE + KIND |
| 87411932 | MAKIN BAD CHOICES! |
| 87563056 | MERMAID MAFIA |
| 87337733 | OUTSIDE IS FREE |
| 87389621 | RATBOY SCUM |
| 85419354 | ROT |
| 87706924 | RUNNING IS MY SUNSHINE |
| 87373662 | SALTWATER PIMP |
| 87492877 | SHRIMP HAPPENS |
| 87316369 | STAY AWKWARD MY FRIENDS |
| 87720306 | TALK DARCY TO ME |
| 87488687 | TELL HER I LOVE HER |
| 85621295 | TOTAL ECLIPSE |
| 87451989 | TREES PLEASE |
| 86124120 | WORKING FOR THE CEO OF THE UNIVERSE EVERY DAY |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98002763 | 100% WOKE FREE |
| 98741731 | AIRY VIBES |
| 98085689 | ALL THROUGH CHRIST |
| 98599318 | BITCOIN IS THE SIGNAL |
| 98111127 | BLESS THE REAPER |
| 97746478 | BRUV |
| 97876889 | COULDN’T WEAR LESS |
| 98245550 | COYOTE V. ACME |
| 98250026 | DADDIO OF THE PATIO |
| 98082592 | DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES IN LIFE OR YOUR ISSUES WILL DEAL WITH YOU. |
| 98485976 | DEATH TAXES & PICKLEBALL |
| 98082393 | DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO UNTIL YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. |
| 97579611 | DRY ICE |
| 97700371 | DUCK FAMILY |
| 98621277 | FREE PEOPLE FREE PEOPLE |
| 97883249 | GYM AUNTIE |
| 98110969 | HARD TO LIKE, EASY TO LOVE |
| 98112098 | HATED ON BY BILLIONS |
| 98058505 | HAVE ANOTHER |
| 98098065 | HUNGRY.HORNY.HAPPY. |
| 98279774 | IN THE FUTURE, ALL THE BEST MEN WILL BE WOMEN. |
| 97845528 | IT’S BEFORE BREAKFAST SOMEWHERE |
| 98106711 | JUST WALK … |
| 98068252 | KENNEL LIFE |
| 98102461 | LADYCATION |
| 98102972 | LIFE IS A PLAY |
| 98111292 | LUCKY AND BOLD |
| 98108607 | MADE FOR MEAT |
| 98087404 | MORALLY PINK |
| 98094625 | NO POKER NO LIFE |
| 98105831 | NOBODY BETTER |
| 98103050 | PARTY SURVIVORS |
| 97709962 | PLEASE BE PATIENT, I HAVE DEMENTIA |
| 98109824 | REPEAT YOUR ABC’S AVOID BUYING CHINA |
| 98451257 | RIDE LIKE A LEGEND |
| 98108488 | RISE ABOVE THE TOP |
| 97761854 | ROCK THE BOAT IN A GOOD WAY |
| 98102381 | ROLL LIFE |
| 97870400 | SALTWATA ROOTS |
| 98064934 | SLOW PITCH EVERYTHING |
| 98089053 | SMILE COLLECTOR |
| 98136845 | SMILE MAKER |
| 98110450 | STONED TO THE BONE |
| 98057947 | TEAM TEQUILA |
| 98110215 | UNGRATEFUL FURRY OBJECT |
| 98105593 | WICKED AND TWISTED |
| 98196346 | YES, I’M COLD. ME 24:7 |
| 98082610 | YOU CAN BUY STYLE, BUT YOU CAN’T BUY CLASS. |
| 98082630 | YOU GOT THROUGH IT, NOW LET’S GET OVER IT AND MOVE FORWARD. |
| 98082582 | YOU HAVE TWO EARS AND ONE MOUTH SO LISTEN TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU SPEAK. |
| 98105216 | YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PRINCIPAL |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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