MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: January 5, 2025 – January 11, 2025

What a week! New fees are scheduled to go into effect on January 18, so the application lists are HUGE with people getting them in under the wire at the old rates. And a ton of them are nonsense words from applicants in China. As an example, class 026 had 244 new applications this week, when it usually has fewer than 70; a whopping 223 (that’s 91%!) of those are from applicants in China; only 21 were from applicants from everywhere else in the world.

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98951230ALABASTEROSE
98953007ALL THE GLORY
98943793ANGEL ELVES
98944542BUMP ATTENDANT
98945772COLOR LUST
98949637COLOR ME LOVELY
98945600CRAFTED WITHOUT COMPROMISE
98945559CREATION OF BEAUTY
98940047CREDENTIALS
98951446EXTREME CLEAN
98953071FUCKING LOVELY
98938567GLOW UP SKIN CARE
98944610GO NATURE SKINCARE
98948838HYPE HAIR
98951414INDUSTRIAL SCRUB
98947241INSPIRING INK
98944851LEAF
98942780LET’S SMILE
98945603MADE FOR DAYS LIKE THESE
98939034MAKE ME A DOLL
98952745MELANATED KING
98948041MELT AWAY
98952996MILLION DOLLAR MAMA
98948772NAIL-AID
98951008NAKED SHAPED
98938128PHAT FACE
98944579PHYSICIANS PREFERRED
98944894PRETTY MUH FUKKA
98952264PRIDE OF MOM
98939235SIMPLE NATURE
98951119SON OF MAN
98945591STRANDS HAIR COLOR
98950000WICKED RECIPE
98953004YOU’RE SO COOL
98937766ZERO

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98953406BRILLIANT BUT SCARY
98939520CAN JAM
98952919COOTER CANDLE
98941506DIVA LIFE
98945283EARTHLING
98942826FIREBALL
98942910FRENCH VANILLA
98941365INCANDESCENT FLAMES
98945690MANKANDLE
98944478NECTAR
98942136SURF SHOP
98938736THE SCENTS THAT SELL
98942410TIMELESS SCENTS, LASTING MEMORIES

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

98946374BY [DESIGN]
98937976CREATIVE ASSEMBLY
98939695EXPERIENCE WONDER
98943009FOURTH SPACES
98943576FUN DRAMA
98946847GOT ‘EM
98941589HAPPY CHAIR
98944070LIFE IS SWEETER WITH GLAZE
98948570MAKE YOUR MARK
98943530MICRO DRAMA
98944367OCCULT MAGIC
98936315PIXEL CASE
98941029POPCORN DRAMA
98943546SHORT REELS
98948204TEMPORAL SHADER
98938304TOTAL DRAMA
98938296TOTAL DRAMARAMA

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98947611ABACUS ROW
98941074ASSAY
98945269BLING BUY
98945383BRILLIANT LOVE
98947135CENTURION DIAMOND
98948427CERTIFIED CELEBRATOR
98946388CRYSTAL WHOLESALER
98949092ENCHANTED GIFT
98944881FROM THE STUDIO
98948468GERANIUM
98943741GOSSAMER
98946181IT’S ABOUT IDEAS
98942634LIVE LIKE WATER
98941429LOVE AMERICAN STYLE
98937843MINNIE THE MOOCHER
98945007NAMEBRAND
98950572OUR LEGACY WORK SHOP
98950273OUTSIDER ARTIST
98948354PIXIE WING
98948895PRINCESSGIFT
98944460PULL YELLOW STRAP
98938506QUICKHOOK
98945738RAINBOW BOX
98944417SKYDIVER
98951276SMOKE ON
98951632TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES
98950479TWINKLE ONE
98940049WANDER + PRAY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98948200ACUPUNCTURE IS MY LIFE
98944709ANNUAL PARKS BUCKET LIST STICKERS
98951325BUSY BAGS
98942172CALIFORNIA PAPER
98939342CHILDPAINTS
98946782COLORBOSS
98940842COLORBUDS
98949285DAY BY DAY
98945453DO YOU KNOW MY JESUS
98944939DON’T BE DUMB
98945984FRUITION JOURNALS
98941957FUCKING GO AGAIN
98945433FULL CYCLE
98939551HAPPILY EVER INSPIRED
98944910HIGH IMPACT PLANNER
98948512HOW I FEEL…
98945735HYBRID PLASTIC
98946070HYBRID PLASTIC
98945701I AM YOUR ARMY
98939290IN WE GOD TRUST
98950998JESUS WAS A CAMPER
98948623LITTLE NOOB
98941398LOVE AMERICAN STYLE
98951060LOVING SUNDAY
98940127LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE PLANNER
98947158MEDICALLY ESSENTIAL
98938116MONSTEROLOGIST
98941382ONE LIFE NO TAKE-BACKS NO DO-OVERS LIVE IT!
98952688PILOT LIGHT
98940605PURPOSE VALUE CREATION PLAN
98952949RIPPIN’ LIPS AND TAKIN’ SIPS
98948303SHIT SHOW
98951276SMOKE ON
98947444SOME KINDA GOOD
98944596SOMEONE LIKE YOU
98948261THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
98945595UBER
98944352VIN DE VOYAGE
98948580WE ARE YOUR ARMY
98939511WOMEN UNDER CONSTRUCTION
98942134WORRY FREE
98951631YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98950435AMERICA’S ALL-YEAR PLAYGROUND
98940809BAGJOURNEY
98947330BOAT DOG
98941085BRAT PAL
98948427CERTIFIED CELEBRATOR
98938308COURAGE AS A CARRY-ON
98943285DEFIANT SADDLES
98942910FRENCH VANILLA
98947060GLOWBAG
98946833GRACEFULIFE
98945701I AM YOUR ARMY
98950199INVICTUS TEMPLAR
98946944INVISIBLE CITIZEN
98945078NAMEBRAND
98948228SHOW TOTE
98951276SMOKE ON
98941792SWAGPACK
98945719THE HANDBAGS ANIMAL LOVERS LOVE
98944655THE ORIGINAL SEED SACK
98938807THE ULTIMATE SCHLEP BAG
98938055TREATS
98950580WANDERGEAR
98948580WE ARE YOUR ARMY
98941248WE CAN’T DO, WHAT THEY DO
98951631YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98941272BEYOND LUXE
98947423BLANKET ANCHOR
98947323BUDDY BEAR
98942385BULLBOARD
98948560DEEP SLEEP
98953156ELEVATE LIVING
98938967PARTY SISTERS
98939637RAMADAN INFLATABLES
98939080SLEEP IN MOTION
98942700STAYS FLUFFY
98953657THIRD CHOICE
98946404THREE GEESE GOOSE DOWN PILLOW
98943415ZEN
98943404ZEN PILLOW

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98938945#HAPPYTOGETHER
98938879#ITSCOOLTOBERIGHT
98940370ADRENALINE FIEND
98952943CREATIVE SPARK
98946825CULINARY CANVAS
98951285EARTH & CLAY
98939695EXPERIENCE WONDER
98949154FUELYOURLIFE
98942643GROWSCAPE
98938832HILLBILLY BEER GRIP
98943187HOME SCIENCE
98945701I AM YOUR ARMY
98938881ITSCOOLTOBERIGHT
98938660KING CRISPY
98945670LEADERSHIP IS FEMININE
98944070LIFE IS SWEETER WITH GLAZE
98951594LIFE OF THE PARTY
98948623LITTLE NOOB
98942634LIVE LIKE WATER
98940910LIVES ON GREEN
98948734NEUTRAL KITCHEN
98938798NO DOGS ALLOWED
98941382ONE LIFE NO TAKE-BACKS NO DO-OVERS LIVE IT!
98942498PORT OF CALL
98946783PRESCRIPTION WHISKEY
98939738PURE HYDRO
98949682REUSE POD
98952949RIPPIN’ LIPS AND TAKIN’ SIPS
98945844SASSY SODA
98945635SMARTER SCRUBBER
98939898SUGAR ON TOP
98942250THE BEER BAT
98953549THIRDCUP
98951781TONG RACKET
98951752TONG SHAKER
98944934TORPEDO
98953410TRANQUIL GARDEN
98944352VIN DE VOYAGE
98948257VIRTUAL REALI-TEA
98950585WANDERGEAR
98948580WE ARE YOUR ARMY
98939690WONDER
98951631YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98944345BEDSLEEP
98947603BLANKETSOLUTION
98946539CASUAL FRIDAY
98942748COMFORT 101
98937705CREATE WORLDWIDE JOY
98942680CUDDLE LOFT
98946180GIANT LEAF
98941552IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR LEARNING
98946187LEAF
98946733SLEEPOVA
98950790SWEATSHIELD
98950693THE COTTON LAND
98940340TOWEL AMIGO
98950658UNIQUE BEDDINGS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98938945#HAPPYTOGETHER
98938879#ITSCOOLTOBERIGHT
98948200ACUPUNCTURE IS MY LIFE
98940352ADRENALINE FIEND
98953307ALWAYS SOMETHING NEVER NOTHING
98953530AMERICAN ATHLETE
98947520AMERICAN BUILT
98950435AMERICA’S ALL-YEAR PLAYGROUND
98946999ANONYMOUSLY SOBER
98946809ARMY OF CHRIST
98939515AT THE SHORE
98945254BARED ARMS
98947917BE GOD’S VERSION OF YOU
98941194BECAUSE IT’S THERE
98938256BIG DOG ENERGY
98950358BLACK FIRST
98944139BLESSED GOD’S FAVORITE
98947330BOAT DOG
98952339BRAVE GOOSE
98950550BUMP FRIENDLY
98951519CALLED AND READY
98939251CARRY FIRE
98946539CASUAL FRIDAY
98948427CERTIFIED CELEBRATOR
98951174CHESS DO IT
98939192CUNTCHELLA
98945795DAUGHTERS OF THE SEA
98940492DAWG
98951192DELAYED NOT DENIED
98945923DISGRACEFUL
98940294DON’T TREAD ON TRUMP
98945825EPIC DAYS ONLY
98939721F A C E: FAITH, ASSURANCE, CONFIDENCE, EASE
98944738FAKE ATHLETE
98948074FILM CREW
98942615FIRST IN SHOW
98943009FOURTH SPACES
98943521FREEDOM IS DOPE
98942910FRENCH VANILLA
98949154FUELYOURLIFE
98944049G.R.A.B. LIFE BY THE BALLS
98940115GAME ON FOREVER
98941394GO ASK YOUR MOTHERS
98946963GO BEARS
98945988GOD COMPLEX
98946803GOD IS COOL
98946301GOD IS:
98941114GOODY HOODY
98951544GOT A PAIR
98940824GOT ‘EM
98953039GRANNY GRAMS
98948512HOW I FEEL…
98953014I AM JUST A GIRL
98945701I AM YOUR ARMY
98937688I’M EVERY WOMAN
98947934IN A WORLD FULL OF COUNTERFEITS BE AN ORIGINAL
98938881ITSCOOLTOBERIGHT
98946811JESUS IS COOL
98939130LABOR LAMA
98942311LATHE LIFE
98945670LEADERSHIP IS FEMININE
98948015LET BOYS CRY
98938353LET’S GET UNSEXY
98939912LETS PLAY NICE
98944070LIFE IS SWEETER WITH GLAZE
98948623LITTLE NOOB
98951310LIVE AND NEVER LEARN
98942634LIVE LIKE WATER
98941800LIVE UNLIMITED
98939537LOOK GOOD, FEEL GOOD, DO GOOD
98944010LOOK GOOD, PLAY GOOD
98951923LOST ANGELES
98941443LOVE AMERICAN STYLE
98939541MADE FOR THE WILD
98947158MEDICALLY ESSENTIAL
98953063MENTAL VACATION
98937843MINNIE THE MOOCHER
98942831MORE PEACE
98947407MOTHER OF SHELL
98942952MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BABY MOMMA
98949380NERDS RULE THE WORLD
98938645NOT DOMESTICATED
98952026NOTHING LIKE YOU
98941382ONE LIFE NO TAKE-BACKS NO DO-OVERS LIVE IT!
98940742OUR LION ROARS
98944073PAPA GHOST
98940001PARIS DREAMS
98947667PART-TIME DETECTIVE
98953005PICKLE PRICK
98949901POWERED BY AMBITION
98942530PSYCHE
98944460PULL YELLOW STRAP
98938245RAINBOW GLASS
98951564RARE GOODS / RARE PEOPLE
98942702RAW IS LAW
98951589RELAX AND LET A FIRSTGEN HANDLE IT
98952949RIPPIN’ LIPS AND TAKIN’ SIPS
98940153ROCK THE PEN
98951231ROOTED IN OUR CRAFT
98949007SLEEP RICH
98951276SMOKE ON
98942718SNUGGY WUGGY
98942654STAY A CHILD
98948823STAY STRONG FINISH STRONG
98952375STEP ON MY SNEAKERS AND I WILL SUE YOU
98938206STRAIGHT CAP
98952079TEE THIRTY
98947490THE B.O.A.T. THE BADDEST OF ALL TIME
98948617THE GOAT FATHER GREATESTOFALLTIMEFATHER
98948266THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
98946734THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, SO DEAL WITH WHAT YOU GET…
98945374THREE-PEAT DONALD J TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 2016 2020 2024 BS
98950957TRAIN TO DOMINATE.
98951632TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES
98938347UNSEXY BUSINESSMEN
98944303VENOM IN MY VEINS
98893160VICTIM OF SIN
98947299W. H. A. T. S. UP
98942683WALK SHOES
98941527WAR BABY
98947450WE ARE ALL CONNECTED
98948580WE ARE YOUR ARMY
98941248WE CAN’T DO, WHAT THEY DO
98950611WE RICH
98939086WHO SAYS GOLF ISN’T A CONTACT SPORT?
98948689WRESTLING BARBIE
98952215YES, YOU’RE HOT
98951631YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98953251CARRY LESS. GO FURTHER.
98945366DREAMSLEEVE
98950631HAIR GOD’S
98939221I’M HOOKED
98951277INSPIRED WEFT
98950051LEARN TO CROCHET
98938116MONSTEROLOGIST
98938288NATURAL ROOTS
98944460PULL YELLOW STRAP

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98943726CUDDLEUPPER
98941040CUSTOM STONE BATH
98937838GRAVITY MAT
98943062THE SENSORY HOME

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

989513271500 PIECE
98947641BALLOONSHINE
98949020BIRTHDAY MANIA
98945919BOARD WITH 6 DRAWERS
98947330BOAT DOG
98941078BRAT PAL
98946138BUDDY GOLF
98946539CASUAL FRIDAY
98938670DON’T FALL FOR IT
98940349DUMPSTER FIRE
98943854EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SHARK
98950615FABRIC FLOWER
98942826FIREBALL
98944221GOOFBALLS
98939697GRIP GROOVE TECHNOLOGY
98942660HARPOON
98950199INVICTUS TEMPLAR
98952866KIDS BORESCOPE
98940269LIDDLE KIDDLES
98947707LIDDLE KIDDLES
98944070LIFE IS SWEETER WITH GLAZE
98940990MOVIE PROPS
98943697PARTYCLEAN
98943721PARTYSHINE
98939242PICKLE BUDDIES
98951533PICKLEBALL REALM
98948121PICKLEPOP
98950028PICKLEPOPPERS
98941178PLAYROOM COLLECTIVE
98951059POCKET JESUS
98947145POSITIVE ANIMALS
98947233POSITIVE AXOLOTL
98947212POSITIVE MINI SHARK
98947173POSITIVE PUG
98950628POTTERY WHEEL
98942382PUTT BUTT
98951079SEA BEASTS
98951620SOFT STONE SKIPPERS
98948985SQUISHY PIG
98950649SWEET FURRIES
98941943SWEETIE POTATO
98938656THAT’S TOTALLY YOU
98938119WE LISTEN & WE DON’T JUDGE
98951615WHIMSY GIFT
98951357WORD POKER
98941981ZERO

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98945735HYBRID PLASTIC
98946070HYBRID PLASTIC
98942153SENSES
98937906SEW DREAMS COME TRUE
98942147SWEET & SAVORY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


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