This past week’s lists are totally full of nonsense words like ESMEESIS and ROMORGNIZ and QICAIJI; I’m guessing that applicants from China are racing to get their applications in before the fees go up at the USPTO on January 18.
DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]
Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations
Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.
| 98936224 | ALL BODY WIPE |
| 98933577 | ALL NATURAL ALOE |
| 98934049 | ALL-IN-ONE PAINT |
| 98935279 | BREAKOUT BREAK-UP |
| 98930543 | CHAMPAGNE BROWS |
| 98932803 | CLUB SUNLESS |
| 98933973 | DOUBLE LIFE |
| 98928823 | DREAMING |
| 98928145 | EVERYONE DESERVES TO FEEL FINE |
| 98928053 | FIRST DAY WE MET |
| 98933853 | I SHAVED FOR THIS |
| 98935699 | INTENSIFIED CUTICLE SEALING |
| 98929001 | LAZY SPA DAY |
| 98932700 | LICIOUS BABE |
| 98935485 | MORNING FLOWER |
| 98927629 | MY LONG HAIR |
| 98931501 | NO MO SQUITO |
| 98934011 | NOTHING BUT COTTON |
| 98935904 | PRETTY GIRL SWAG |
| 98935276 | RAZOR AID |
| 98935937 | SHE BLOOMED |
| 98932559 | SKIN NOURISH |
| 98934109 | STICK TO YOU |
| 98937560 | SUPREME TOWELS |
| 98933111 | TOO |
| 98930546 | VAMPIRE BLOOD |
| 98933693 | VANILLA MAN |
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 98936217 | ARABIAN LIGHTS |
| 98930364 | BLISSFULLY LIVING |
| 98932316 | BREATHE |
| 98931585 | CANDLE ART |
| 98927237 | EMBODIMENT |
| 98928145 | EVERYONE DESERVES TO FEEL FINE |
| 98933065 | GEL MELTS |
| 98926864 | LADYBUG SPOT |
| 98928826 | MUCHO MUCHO AMOR |
| 98933510 | PETRICHOR |
| 98937386 | SCENTURE |
| 98929297 | SMELLS LIKE A TRIP |
| 98929301 | SMELLS LIKE FUTURE |
| 98929322 | SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY CRIBBAGE OPPONENTS |
| 98929313 | SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY GAMING OPPONENTS |
| 98929308 | SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY TENNIS OPPONENTS |
| 98929294 | SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF OPPOSING COUNSEL |
| 98936668 | SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE ENGAGED |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 98929279 | BETTY BOOP – Applicant is Fleischer Studios. |
| 98931808 | DANGER COWBOYS |
| 98936033 | DONUT |
| 98930730 | DRAMA FEVER |
| 98929044 | DRAMA JOY |
| 98936920 | JUST ONE PULL |
| 98927515 | LOVE SOLD HERE |
| 98929149 | MONEY BINGO |
| 98933594 | POLISH |
| 98935814 | RETHINK WHAT’S POSSIBLE |
| 98936491 | TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 98934989 | 000H LALA – Those are all zeroes, not letters O. |
| 98934159 | A DIAMOND IS A DIAMOND |
| 98931434 | ALPHA ROCK |
| 98932093 | ARIZONA PEARL |
| 98927035 | BY PROMISE |
| 98929016 | CITRUS GROVES |
| 98927478 | CLASPE |
| 98927339 | CROWN CROSS NECKLACE |
| 98933247 | DOUBLE THE FUNCTION DOUBLE THE EFFICIENCY |
| 98927025 | FOLLOW ME |
| 98934501 | GIMMELOVE |
| 98927816 | LOVE IS |
| 98927515 | LOVE SOLD HERE |
| 98927061 | NO ALTERNATIVE |
| 98935507 | NOLA GIRL |
| 98928833 | PERIMENOPROUD |
| 98935904 | PRETTY GIRL SWAG |
| 98931745 | REVALUABLES |
| 98930994 | SEVEN DAY |
| 98926770 | SHINY WORLD |
| 98935643 | VERY FUN. VERY YOU. |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 98937113 | #MANLYMONDAY |
| 98934049 | ALL-IN-ONE PAINT |
| 98930669 | ARTPLAY |
| 98927941 | BREAD FOR THIS DAY |
| 98932203 | CALENDARIN |
| 98927463 | COZY GIRL |
| 98935829 | CRAYON BOOKS |
| 98931808 | DANGER COWBOYS |
| 98928757 | DIVORCE IS A JOKE |
| 98927142 | EMBRYO ARTIST |
| 98928042 | EXTRAORDINARY BOOKS |
| 98932404 | GOD PROMISED HER |
| 98928782 | GOOD LUCK LOVE |
| 98929792 | HEY BESTIE! |
| 98931030 | HOT COCOA BAR |
| 98931340 | I TOLD YOU SO 2028 |
| 98933812 | IMPACT |
| 98936411 | LET IT BURN |
| 98937078 | LOOK FOR JESUS |
| 98926705 | MAGICAL CRONE |
| 98932627 | MERBABIES |
| 98930697 | MISSION OF THE MONTH CLUB |
| 98926894 | PAGES FOR YOU |
| 98935969 | PARKS OF THE USA |
| 98928833 | PERIMENOPROUD |
| 98933704 | POOH’S BIBLE ADVENTURES |
| 98936140 | PRACTICE EVERYTHING |
| 98927193 | RUSH HOUR RIDDLES |
| 98929025 | SPECIALTY MATERIALS |
| 98935529 | SUBLIMABLE |
| 98935597 | SUBLIMABLE GLITTER |
| 98935790 | SUBLIMABLE PET |
| 98935736 | SUBLIMABLE PU |
| 98927829 | THE DIVA DIARIES |
| 98929033 | THE GOODS |
| 98927659 | THESE FEW WORDS |
| 98927220 | TOO WEIRD TO FAIL |
| 98934224 | UNITED IS THE WAY |
| 98936837 | WE MUST PROTECT |
| 98930918 | WORLD OF WEDDING |
Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods
Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.
| 98930442 | 1865 |
| 98931732 | EXPLORE LAND |
| 98931339 | GENTLE TECH |
| 98934474 | GET OUT THERE |
| 98929457 | MAGIC CREATIONS |
| 98931450 | ONE NATION. ONE WORLD. |
| 98935637 | RIGHT AWAY |
| 98927104 | SMELL PROOF FASHION |
| 98931286 | STERLING |
| 98931594 | STOP ‘N’ GO |
| 98929033 | THE GOODS |
| 98926628 | TO DO THE RIGHT THING |
| 98936377 | VILLAGE SWAG |
Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor
Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.
| 98937150 | ARTISANCHARM |
| 98935174 | BIG SAVE |
| 98927845 | BLOCKS |
| 98927840 | BLOX |
| 98926923 | BOAT CADDY |
| 98927244 | CARD GUARD |
| 98930809 | COUCH STOPPER |
| 98931339 | GENTLE TECH |
| 98929113 | HAPPENINGS |
| 98933812 | IMPACT |
| 98937383 | LASTING ULTIMATE COMFORT |
| 98935614 | POCKETPANELS |
| 98936883 | SHREDDED MEMORY |
| 98930903 | SIMPLE WOODWORKS |
| 98927827 | STORAGEBLOCKS |
| 98927818 | STORAGEBLOX |
| 98929885 | STRONGPAL |
| 98926501 | THE TODDLER STEP STOOL |
| 98927831 | TOTEBLOCKS |
| 98927824 | TOTEBLOX |
| 98931889 | UNIVERSITY FURNISHINGS |
| 98933657 | VAMPIRE KILLER |
| 98930909 | VIBRANT LIFE |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 98937113 | #MANLYMONDAY |
| 98930364 | BLISSFULLY LIVING |
| 98927845 | BLOCKS |
| 98927840 | BLOX |
| 98929675 | BROW GANG |
| 98930660 | CAVIAR SOLE WATER |
| 98936117 | CRAFTED FROM HOME |
| 98923024 | DETROIT’S FUTURE IS FEMALE |
| 98935606 | DOG LIFE IS GOOD |
| 98936107 | F’ IT |
| 98931871 | FINAL GIRL |
| 98931339 | GENTLE TECH |
| 98927579 | GLASS SAUCEPAN |
| 98929113 | HAPPENINGS |
| 98928097 | I AIN’T VEGAN, BUT I EAT A LOT OF PLANTS. |
| 98933411 | KITCHEN BESTIES |
| 98933811 | LITTLE VILLAGE |
| 98928164 | MEMOIRS OF A FAT CHICK |
| 98933395 | MEOWZILLA |
| 98935554 | MICROGRASS |
| 98931128 | PAIL MATE |
| 98935969 | PARKS OF THE USA |
| 98928833 | PERIMENOPROUD |
| 98928989 | RAZOR RINSER |
| 98927827 | STORAGEBLOCKS |
| 98927818 | STORAGEBLOX |
| 98937560 | SUPREME TOWELS |
| 98929033 | THE GOODS |
Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen
Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.
| 98928073 | ASPIRE LINEN |
| 98929670 | DISCREET SLEEP |
| 98937092 | DREAMYBEAR |
| 98932816 | I SAW THAT |
| 98934142 | NOTHING BUT COTTON |
| 98935821 | SILKY TOTS |
| 98927846 | SISTERBOND |
| 98929835 | STRAP MOB |
| 98930821 | THINGS MOST DELIGHTFUL |
| 98927189 | UNITY BANNER |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 98930442 | 1865 |
| 98937113 | #MANLYMONDAY |
| 98932022 | 40 TONS |
| 98931906 | AMERICAN AFRICAN |
| 98933298 | AMERICAN CITIZEN |
| 98937296 | AWAKIN THE DREAM |
| 98934116 | BABES IN GOYLAND |
| 98930932 | BARELY PASSING IS STILL PASSING |
| 98934370 | BELIEVE BEAUTIFUL BE YOU BE KIND |
| 98930628 | BLESSINGS AND KIND ENERGY MOVING AGAINST NEGATIVITY. |
| 98936153 | BLESSINGS AND MIRACLES |
| 98930364 | BLISSFULLY LIVING |
| 98932428 | BLK CAT |
| 98927530 | BRAVE PERSON |
| 98930691 | CATTYWUMPUS |
| 98928632 | CHRONICALLY CHILLY |
| 98928494 | CRACKED SKULLS |
| 98933651 | DIRTY BIRDIE |
| 98932577 | DO LESS BE MORE |
| 98935606 | DOG LIFE IS GOOD |
| 98932585 | DOING HOT ENGINEER SHIT |
| 98928600 | DREAM & SPARKLE |
| 98937092 | DREAMYBEAR |
| 98931229 | EXTRAORDINARY ALIEN |
| 98934876 | FREEDOM GIRLS |
| 98936299 | FROM THE BEACHES OF OURS…TO THE MOUNTAINS OF MARS |
| 98929892 | FUCK¥OUPA¥ME |
| 98928550 | GENTLE CAT |
| 98933541 | GREEN FAIRY |
| 98931780 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA |
| 98929600 | HAVOC |
| 98929792 | HEY BESTIE! |
| 98931054 | HI CRU |
| 98937243 | HONOR MY STORY |
| 98928097 | I AIN’T VEGAN, BUT I EAT A LOT OF PLANTS. |
| 98937197 | I AM 808 |
| 98936029 | I JUST LOOK ILLEGAL |
| 98931340 | I TOLD YOU SO 2028 |
| 98927069 | I’LL CUT MY TITTIES OFF FIRST |
| 98931197 | INDIGO ALPHA |
| 98927704 | IT’S SUPPOSED TO HURT. KEEP PUSHING. KEEP GRINDING. |
| 98933149 | JESUS GOTCHU |
| 98930671 | JUDGED CONVICTED REDEEMED UNASHAMED |
| 98934367 | K!NK |
| 98928899 | KEEP AUSTIN WEED |
| 98930376 | LIVE LIFE COZY |
| 98930382 | LIVE.LIFE.COZY. |
| 98932286 | LOC BADDIE |
| 98927816 | LOVE IS |
| 98937095 | LOVE IS LOVE |
| 98933293 | LOVE OF THE LAND |
| 98927515 | LOVE SOLD HERE |
| 98934048 | LUCKY YOGA |
| 98930641 | MAGA AF |
| 98936207 | MAKE AMERICA CIVIL AGAIN |
| 98928164 | MEMOIRS OF A FAT CHICK |
| 98937459 | NERD SHIZZ |
| 98927014 | NO YACHT NO LIFE |
| 98930283 | OUTLAW JEEPS |
| 98932991 | PARTY OF ONE |
| 98932182 | PASSPORT BROS |
| 98926950 | PEEKABOO-HOODIE |
| 98930549 | POPPIES |
| 98932034 | PRECISE SIZING |
| 98930339 | PRETTY |
| 98932144 | PRETTY AND WEALTHY |
| 98935904 | PRETTY GIRL SWAG |
| 98927063 | PROFESSIONAL HORSE GIRL |
| 98930243 | RESPECT MATTERS |
| 98936263 | RICH WITCH |
| 98927390 | SMART, UNIQUE, AND BEAUTIFUL |
| 98931459 | SMOKER’S CIRCLE |
| 98934224 | UNITED IS THE WAY |
| 98930657 | VICTORY FROG |
| 98934275 | WARRIOR MINDSET |
| 98936837 | WE MUST PROTECT |
| 98929101 | WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE? |
| 98928824 | WIFE MATH |
| 98928256 | YEAH, I CAN DO THAT |
Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing
Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.
| 98932492 | COUPLE EMBROIDERY ART |
| 98925928 | CURLY LOCS |
| 98931174 | FOUNDATION PINS |
| 98928181 | IT’S MORE THAN HAIR, IT’S A VIBE |
| 98928958 | KITSMASTER |
| 98927905 | MATCHLESS |
| 98931588 | MIN PINS |
| 98931609 | PETITE POWER PIN |
| 98931598 | POWER PIN |
| 98928179 | POWERED BY OOMPH |
| 98932442 | SELF-FINISHING BACKGAMMON BOARD |
| 98937592 | SWEET AS A PEACH |
| 98931824 | THE LAST HAIR PINS YOU’LL EVER NEED |
Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings
Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.
| 98936136 | GARAMAT |
| 98933670 | TWODRAPES |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
| 98933576 | 3D PRINTED |
| 98931357 | ALWAYS BE AROUND |
| 98932331 | BOXING & BARBELLS |
| 98930132 | BRACE MASTER |
| 98930794 | BUTTER BABIES |
| 98929642 | CHEWCUTERIE |
| 98928494 | CRACKED SKULLS |
| 98930848 | CROCHET POSITIVE |
| 98934961 | DOLLISLAND |
| 98927050 | EMOTIONAL PICKLE |
| 98927044 | EMOTIONAL PLANT |
| 98931474 | EVERYTHING BUT TOYS |
| 98931470 | EVERYTHING BUT TOYS BABY |
| 98931468 | EVERYTHING BUT TOYS KIDS |
| 98933930 | FANTASTIC HOUSE |
| 98928273 | JELLY STICKER |
| 98929726 | LITTLE EMPIRE |
| 98930623 | LUCKY FUCKER |
| 98932620 | MERBABIES |
| 98936890 | MIGHTYBONE |
| 98929922 | MY EXTREME BIKE |
| 98933384 | NATIONAL CHRISTMAS CENTER |
| 98930549 | POPPIES |
| 98931692 | POSITIVE BUNNY |
| 98931770 | POSITIVE PENGUIN |
| 98931694 | POSITIVE TACO |
| 98931698 | POSITIVE TOILET ROLL |
| 98935083 | PRINCE |
| 98932140 | REJECTED ATHLETE |
| 98929307 | TINYBELL |
| 98935643 | VERY FUN. VERY YOU. |
| 98929344 | WIN OR LOSE |
| 98934222 | ZOOPAL |
Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)
Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.
| 98926852 | CURLS AND PEARLS |
| 98928042 | EXTRAORDINARY BOOKS |
| 98934598 | HIT PRINT |
| 98933960 | IT’S A WRAP BITCHES |
| 98937078 | LOOK FOR JESUS |
| 98932622 | PRINTCRAFT |
| 98934088 | WE’RE NOT JUST BETTER… WE’RE THE BEST |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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