MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 29, 2024 – January 4, 2025

This past week’s lists are totally full of nonsense words like ESMEESIS and ROMORGNIZ and QICAIJI; I’m guessing that applicants from China are racing to get their applications in before the fees go up at the USPTO on January 18.

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98936224ALL BODY WIPE
98933577ALL NATURAL ALOE
98934049ALL-IN-ONE PAINT
98935279BREAKOUT BREAK-UP
98930543CHAMPAGNE BROWS
98932803CLUB SUNLESS
98933973DOUBLE LIFE
98928823DREAMING
98928145EVERYONE DESERVES TO FEEL FINE
98928053FIRST DAY WE MET
98933853I SHAVED FOR THIS
98935699INTENSIFIED CUTICLE SEALING
98929001LAZY SPA DAY
98932700LICIOUS BABE
98935485MORNING FLOWER
98927629MY LONG HAIR
98931501NO MO SQUITO
98934011NOTHING BUT COTTON
98935904PRETTY GIRL SWAG
98935276RAZOR AID
98935937SHE BLOOMED
98932559SKIN NOURISH
98934109STICK TO YOU
98937560SUPREME TOWELS
98933111TOO
98930546VAMPIRE BLOOD
98933693VANILLA MAN

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98936217ARABIAN LIGHTS
98930364BLISSFULLY LIVING
98932316BREATHE
98931585CANDLE ART
98927237EMBODIMENT
98928145EVERYONE DESERVES TO FEEL FINE
98933065GEL MELTS
98926864LADYBUG SPOT
98928826MUCHO MUCHO AMOR
98933510PETRICHOR
98937386SCENTURE
98929297SMELLS LIKE A TRIP
98929301SMELLS LIKE FUTURE
98929322SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY CRIBBAGE OPPONENTS
98929313SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY GAMING OPPONENTS
98929308SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY TENNIS OPPONENTS
98929294SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF OPPOSING COUNSEL
98936668SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE ENGAGED

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

98929279BETTY BOOP     – Applicant is Fleischer Studios.
98931808DANGER COWBOYS
98936033DONUT
98930730DRAMA FEVER
98929044DRAMA JOY
98936920JUST ONE PULL
98927515LOVE SOLD HERE
98929149MONEY BINGO
98933594POLISH
98935814RETHINK WHAT’S POSSIBLE
98936491TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98934989000H LALA     – Those are all zeroes, not letters O.
98934159A DIAMOND IS A DIAMOND
98931434ALPHA ROCK
98932093ARIZONA PEARL
98927035BY PROMISE
98929016CITRUS GROVES
98927478CLASPE
98927339CROWN CROSS NECKLACE
98933247DOUBLE THE FUNCTION DOUBLE THE EFFICIENCY
98927025FOLLOW ME
98934501GIMMELOVE
98927816LOVE IS
98927515LOVE SOLD HERE
98927061NO ALTERNATIVE
98935507NOLA GIRL
98928833PERIMENOPROUD
98935904PRETTY GIRL SWAG
98931745REVALUABLES
98930994SEVEN DAY
98926770SHINY WORLD
98935643VERY FUN. VERY YOU.

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98937113#MANLYMONDAY
98934049ALL-IN-ONE PAINT
98930669ARTPLAY
98927941BREAD FOR THIS DAY
98932203CALENDARIN
98927463COZY GIRL
98935829CRAYON BOOKS
98931808DANGER COWBOYS
98928757DIVORCE IS A JOKE
98927142EMBRYO ARTIST
98928042EXTRAORDINARY BOOKS
98932404GOD PROMISED HER
98928782GOOD LUCK LOVE
98929792HEY BESTIE!
98931030HOT COCOA BAR
98931340I TOLD YOU SO 2028
98933812IMPACT
98936411LET IT BURN
98937078LOOK FOR JESUS
98926705MAGICAL CRONE
98932627MERBABIES
98930697MISSION OF THE MONTH CLUB
98926894PAGES FOR YOU
98935969PARKS OF THE USA
98928833PERIMENOPROUD
98933704POOH’S BIBLE ADVENTURES
98936140PRACTICE EVERYTHING
98927193RUSH HOUR RIDDLES
98929025SPECIALTY MATERIALS
98935529SUBLIMABLE
98935597SUBLIMABLE GLITTER
98935790SUBLIMABLE PET
98935736SUBLIMABLE PU
98927829THE DIVA DIARIES
98929033THE GOODS
98927659THESE FEW WORDS
98927220TOO WEIRD TO FAIL
98934224UNITED IS THE WAY
98936837WE MUST PROTECT
98930918WORLD OF WEDDING

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

989304421865
98931732EXPLORE LAND
98931339GENTLE TECH
98934474GET OUT THERE
98929457MAGIC CREATIONS
98931450ONE NATION. ONE WORLD.
98935637RIGHT AWAY
98927104SMELL PROOF FASHION
98931286STERLING
98931594STOP ‘N’ GO
98929033THE GOODS
98926628TO DO THE RIGHT THING
98936377VILLAGE SWAG

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98937150ARTISANCHARM
98935174BIG SAVE
98927845BLOCKS
98927840BLOX
98926923BOAT CADDY
98927244CARD GUARD
98930809COUCH STOPPER
98931339GENTLE TECH
98929113HAPPENINGS
98933812IMPACT
98937383LASTING ULTIMATE COMFORT
98935614POCKETPANELS
98936883SHREDDED MEMORY
98930903SIMPLE WOODWORKS
98927827STORAGEBLOCKS
98927818STORAGEBLOX
98929885STRONGPAL
98926501THE TODDLER STEP STOOL
98927831TOTEBLOCKS
98927824TOTEBLOX
98931889UNIVERSITY FURNISHINGS
98933657VAMPIRE KILLER
98930909VIBRANT LIFE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98937113#MANLYMONDAY
98930364BLISSFULLY LIVING
98927845BLOCKS
98927840BLOX
98929675BROW GANG
98930660CAVIAR SOLE WATER
98936117CRAFTED FROM HOME
98923024DETROIT’S FUTURE IS FEMALE
98935606DOG LIFE IS GOOD
98936107F’ IT
98931871FINAL GIRL
98931339GENTLE TECH
98927579GLASS SAUCEPAN
98929113HAPPENINGS
98928097I AIN’T VEGAN, BUT I EAT A LOT OF PLANTS.
98933411KITCHEN BESTIES
98933811LITTLE VILLAGE
98928164MEMOIRS OF A FAT CHICK
98933395MEOWZILLA
98935554MICROGRASS
98931128PAIL MATE
98935969PARKS OF THE USA
98928833PERIMENOPROUD
98928989RAZOR RINSER
98927827STORAGEBLOCKS
98927818STORAGEBLOX
98937560SUPREME TOWELS
98929033THE GOODS

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98928073ASPIRE LINEN
98929670DISCREET SLEEP
98937092DREAMYBEAR
98932816I SAW THAT
98934142NOTHING BUT COTTON
98935821SILKY TOTS
98927846SISTERBOND
98929835STRAP MOB
98930821THINGS MOST DELIGHTFUL
98927189UNITY BANNER

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

989304421865
98937113#MANLYMONDAY
9893202240 TONS
98931906AMERICAN AFRICAN
98933298AMERICAN CITIZEN
98937296AWAKIN THE DREAM
98934116BABES IN GOYLAND
98930932BARELY PASSING IS STILL PASSING
98934370BELIEVE BEAUTIFUL BE YOU BE KIND
98930628BLESSINGS AND KIND ENERGY MOVING AGAINST NEGATIVITY.
98936153BLESSINGS AND MIRACLES
98930364BLISSFULLY LIVING
98932428BLK CAT
98927530BRAVE PERSON
98930691CATTYWUMPUS
98928632CHRONICALLY CHILLY
98928494CRACKED SKULLS
98933651DIRTY BIRDIE
98932577DO LESS BE MORE
98935606DOG LIFE IS GOOD
98932585DOING HOT ENGINEER SHIT
98928600DREAM & SPARKLE
98937092DREAMYBEAR
98931229EXTRAORDINARY ALIEN
98934876FREEDOM GIRLS
98936299FROM THE BEACHES OF OURS…TO THE MOUNTAINS OF MARS
98929892FUCK¥OUPA¥ME
98928550GENTLE CAT
98933541GREEN FAIRY
98931780HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
98929600HAVOC
98929792HEY BESTIE!
98931054HI CRU
98937243HONOR MY STORY
98928097I AIN’T VEGAN, BUT I EAT A LOT OF PLANTS.
98937197I AM 808
98936029I JUST LOOK ILLEGAL
98931340I TOLD YOU SO 2028
98927069I’LL CUT MY TITTIES OFF FIRST
98931197INDIGO ALPHA
98927704IT’S SUPPOSED TO HURT. KEEP PUSHING. KEEP GRINDING.
98933149JESUS GOTCHU
98930671JUDGED CONVICTED REDEEMED UNASHAMED
98934367K!NK
98928899KEEP AUSTIN WEED
98930376LIVE LIFE COZY
98930382LIVE.LIFE.COZY.
98932286LOC BADDIE
98927816LOVE IS
98937095LOVE IS LOVE
98933293LOVE OF THE LAND
98927515LOVE SOLD HERE
98934048LUCKY YOGA
98930641MAGA AF
98936207MAKE AMERICA CIVIL AGAIN
98928164MEMOIRS OF A FAT CHICK
98937459NERD SHIZZ
98927014NO YACHT NO LIFE
98930283OUTLAW JEEPS
98932991PARTY OF ONE
98932182PASSPORT BROS
98926950PEEKABOO-HOODIE
98930549POPPIES
98932034PRECISE SIZING
98930339PRETTY
98932144PRETTY AND WEALTHY
98935904PRETTY GIRL SWAG
98927063PROFESSIONAL HORSE GIRL
98930243RESPECT MATTERS
98936263RICH WITCH
98927390SMART, UNIQUE, AND BEAUTIFUL
98931459SMOKER’S CIRCLE
98934224UNITED IS THE WAY
98930657VICTORY FROG
98934275WARRIOR MINDSET
98936837WE MUST PROTECT
98929101WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?
98928824WIFE MATH
98928256YEAH, I CAN DO THAT

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98932492COUPLE EMBROIDERY ART
98925928CURLY LOCS
98931174FOUNDATION PINS
98928181IT’S MORE THAN HAIR, IT’S A VIBE
98928958KITSMASTER
98927905MATCHLESS
98931588MIN PINS
98931609PETITE POWER PIN
98931598POWER PIN
98928179POWERED BY OOMPH
98932442SELF-FINISHING BACKGAMMON BOARD
98937592SWEET AS A PEACH
98931824THE LAST HAIR PINS YOU’LL EVER NEED

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98936136GARAMAT
98933670TWODRAPES

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

989335763D PRINTED
98931357ALWAYS BE AROUND
98932331BOXING & BARBELLS
98930132BRACE MASTER
98930794BUTTER BABIES
98929642CHEWCUTERIE
98928494CRACKED SKULLS
98930848CROCHET POSITIVE
98934961DOLLISLAND
98927050EMOTIONAL PICKLE
98927044EMOTIONAL PLANT
98931474EVERYTHING BUT TOYS
98931470EVERYTHING BUT TOYS BABY
98931468EVERYTHING BUT TOYS KIDS
98933930FANTASTIC HOUSE
98928273JELLY STICKER
98929726LITTLE EMPIRE
98930623LUCKY FUCKER
98932620MERBABIES
98936890MIGHTYBONE
98929922MY EXTREME BIKE
98933384NATIONAL CHRISTMAS CENTER
98930549POPPIES
98931692POSITIVE BUNNY
98931770POSITIVE PENGUIN
98931694POSITIVE TACO
98931698POSITIVE TOILET ROLL
98935083PRINCE
98932140REJECTED ATHLETE
98929307TINYBELL
98935643VERY FUN. VERY YOU.
98929344WIN OR LOSE
98934222ZOOPAL

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98926852CURLS AND PEARLS
98928042EXTRAORDINARY BOOKS
98934598HIT PRINT
98933960IT’S A WRAP BITCHES
98937078LOOK FOR JESUS
98932622PRINTCRAFT
98934088WE’RE NOT JUST BETTER… WE’RE THE BEST

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

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