MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: September 29 – October 5, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98782010800
98779570AGELESS NUTRITION
98782236AQUA DERM
98782221AQUA DERMA
98778135BABY HANDS
98776045BEE WASP VENOM
98783011BIOME AID
98786510BLUSH-BAR
98785110BODY DRIP
98786068BREATHE EASY KIT
98780928BUT HER FACE
98783607CLEAN LAUNDRY DETERGENT
98780707CLOUD NINE
98784142COZY WIPE
98777986DASHES
98786468FAMILY FIRST
98785081FORGE
98785603FRESCO
98784423GREATER GROWTH
98785025HAIR SLAYER
98780337HOE BAG
98782241HOLLYWOOD MAKEUP
98782492HYDROCLEANSE
98782471HYDROCLEAR
98785258IMMUNONUTRITION
98783141LET’S SPIN
98778120LIFEAHOLIC
98782493LIVE YOUR LIFE
98778652MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98777341NO CRY BABIES
98777562SEE YOU OUT HERE
98777670SEE YOU OUT THERE
98780099SELFCARE OBSESSION
98780081SUPER MELANIN
98779942TAKE THE OCEAN WITH YOU
98779790TIDAL
98778464YOUR FACE WILL LOVE YOU.
98784392ZODIAC ELEMENTS

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98781220BIG BEARDS
98781058COWORKER BETRAYAL
98778262EVERYTHING
98782199GIFTS FOR GAGS
98784020KING OF THE ROAD
98780351LIFE TASTES BETTER OUTSIDE
98781395LOOK AT YOU BECOMING A NURSE AND SHIT
98777562SEE YOU OUT HERE
98777670SEE YOU OUT THERE
98781142TREMBLE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98776414ALMOST REST DAY
98783641BLUE BORDER
98779979CRIME DOES PAY
98782907DYNAMIC DUO
98786518FOR MOTIVATIONAL PURPOSES
98777887GOD GOGGLES
98784386PLAYER ID
98778291REMARKABLE
98786413STICK SHIFT
98780565TAPESTRY
98786522THE MOTIVATION BOOK
98779122THE NEXT DAY

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98780570BLENDED STRONG
98781791BLISFUL PATH
98782296COLLECTONS
98784767COOL TREASURES
98784416CRAZY BUT CUTE
98778751DON’T FORGET TO ACCESSORIZE
98782913DYNAMIC DUO
98777650EAGLE CHAINS
98783385ELEMENT GEMSTONE CRYSTAL
98785997FAITHUNBREAKABLE
98780215FIFTY SHADES OF GRACE
98782480KIDGIFT
98780187SHOP ENAMEL PINS
98784869SPARKLE CHIC
98786441SPARKLY FINDS
98781437TSAR
98781326TSARINA
98778675YOUNIQUE STONE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98782813ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
98782427ARTWORK SETTING
98786150BRAIN CLUB
98784142COZY WIPE
98779979CRIME DOES PAY
98784911DEAREST LITTLE DECALS
98776109DETOUR JUNKIE
98782915DYNAMIC DUO
98783887EVERYTHING EXTRAORDINARY
98782307FIFTY SHADES OF GRACE
98786518FOR MOTIVATIONAL PURPOSES
98778529FOUNDER MODE
98777924GET READY *DO* DONE
98786356GO GROW GLOW
98786486I AM AMERICA
98779663I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
98785136IT’S A NURSING THING
98781972IT’S A WONDERFUL DOG
98785959KNOW GOD DEEPLY
98785937KNOW GOD DEEPLY, LIVE DIFFERENTLY
98784917LESSON SHUFFLE
98785976LINK
98784091LITTLE HAVANA MAP
98784211MAGIC STORY
98779069NOT MY BOAT, NOT MY BARNACLE.
98786284SINCERELY DIVORCED
98780395STAYPOSITIVE
98786522THE MOTIVATION BOOK
98780146THE SANTA MAILBOX
98781919TOUGH JERSEY KID
98777231VOYAGER
98784790WE’RE NOT ON A BREAK
98777675WISE PEOPLE STILL SEEK HIM

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98784166ALWAYS LOOK FOR BLESSINGS IN THE MIDST OF CHAOS
98782813ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
98781773BE A BIG DOG
98784416CRAZY BUT CUTE
98782924DYNAMIC DUO
98785320GOD’S GIFT
98785954HELLO HOBBY
98785338JOURNEY MAN
98780487LINKED LUGGAGE
98784294MAKE LUGGAGE GREAT AGAIN
98780804PET RESCUE CLUB
98780690SMELLING SALTS
98779574SUEDE TOTE BAG
98776305SUNSAC
98786220TAKE A BREATH
98784882THAT SHIT AIN’T FREE
98784178THE BAG YOU RELY ON
98776950TRAVEL ELITE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98779236ARTVIBES
98782328GEL TECH
98783914PARENT’S CHOICE
98785559QUICK GATE
98783846SOLEY SUMMER VIBES
98776846WAKE UP NATURALLY EVERYDAY

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98784166ALWAYS LOOK FOR BLESSINGS IN THE MIDST OF CHAOS
98782172ANY MORNING
98780703BAKE IT KITCHEN
98777151BANJO
98782782BE YOUR OWN BARTENDER
98780312COUNTRY MUSIC FOR SAD GOTHS
98779561DISWASHER-FRIENDLY
98784300HALO
98786486I AM AMERICA
98776820I APPRECIATE YOU IAY
98780351LIFE TASTES BETTER OUTSIDE
98786328LOOFAH WAND
98777434MELONTRAY
98780871MICROWAVE MAGIC
98779069NOT MY BOAT, NOT MY BARNACLE.
98780804PET RESCUE CLUB
98779844PRECISION MATTERS
98784453PUNDIT
98775830SCALLOPED EDGE
98777562SEE YOU OUT HERE
98777670SEE YOU OUT THERE
98780911THANKSGIVING AT THE KIDS’ TABLE
98784882THAT SHIT AIN’T FREE
98781142TREMBLE
98783551ULTRASONIC RODENT REPELLENT ULTRASONIC

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98777825AIR DOWN
98782412BABY & ME
98776538KAMALA HARRIS     – Applicant is an individual in China. 😆
98776439TAKEN
98777781THE CHAIR BLANKET
98778427WAFFLE
98776618WELCOME HOME

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98784224“MAKE AMERICA HIP HOP AGAIN”
98776414ALMOST REST DAY
98784532ALOHA STYLE
98783320ALTAR BOY
98784166ALWAYS LOOK FOR BLESSINGS IN THE MIDST OF CHAOS
98782813ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
98777568AMERICA IS GREAT TOGETHER
98784358AMERICAN SHOW DOG
98776627AVERAGE RUNNER
98782412BABY & ME
98784482BASEBALL TODAY
98781773BE A BIG DOG
98784684BECAAAUUUSSSE
98780832BELIEVE IN THE WORK.
98780467BITCHERY
98776226BOLD LIFESTYLE EST 2021
98786250BORN TO HUSTLE
98784013BREAK FROM THE GRIND
98779967BUFF BUDDHA
98779962BY DREAMERS FOR DREAMERS
98784679CALL MY AGENT
98779185CANKLES
98785886CAN’T BE BROKEN
98776911CERTIFIED OLD FART
98784079CHRIST IS CULTURE
98785966CITY SLICKERS
98776542COMICS AND COCKTAILS
98780312COUNTRY MUSIC FOR SAD GOTHS
98779979CRIME DOES PAY
98779582DICK ZUCCHINI
98785079DIVE DEEP – RIDE HIGH – LIVE BOLDLY
98783041DON’T EAT CATS
98784285DTF CENTER
98784925DUCK U
98779733FAMOUS ARTIST
98776205FREAK OFF
98781183FUCK AROUND N’ FIND OUT
98786666FULLY EQUIPPED
98776919GIRL IN CHARGE
98785521GO DRINK WATER
98777887GOD GOGGLES
98785025HAIR SLAYER
98786486I AM AMERICA
98777956IT’S NOT ODD IT’S GOD
98785484LOVE EVERYONE, TAKE NO SHIT
98783299MAKE BOSTON TOUGH AGAIN
98784294MAKE LUGGAGE GREAT AGAIN
98778532MANY GOOD THINGS
98778363MEMBER FOR A DAY
98783459MIMOSA LIFE
98785642MINNESOTAN
98779069NOT MY BOAT, NOT MY BARNACLE.
98784361ON THE RAILS
98781637ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS IN LIFE IS THE EXPECTATION OF OTHERS
98785272PLAY LIKE YOU’RE SPONSORED.
98778765PSYCHO CRIMINAL
98785720RED WHITE AND SALTY
98784648REVERENT
98778214RIGHTLY BLESSED
98780861RUN WITH CHRIST
98783954SASSY SCRIPTURE
98784930SAWDUSTLIFE
98783600STAY SOCIAL
98784464TALKIN’ BASEBALL
98777665TEACH THE BABIES
98783321TEAM GOOD
98780911THANKSGIVING AT THE KIDS’ TABLE
98784882THAT SHIT AIN’T FREE
98780466THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE OLD TOWNE
98780442THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE ORANGE
98781080THIS IS MY AIRPORT SHIRT
98786210TICKLE MY PICKLE
98783795TONE DEAF
98780678TOP GIRL
98781142TREMBLE
98784554TRY HARDER…
98781437TSAR
98781326TSARINA
98785736US AGAINST THEM
98782793VITAL
98778526WE ARE NEVER ALONE
98784583WHY NOT.
98778320YES YES YES
98786091YOU KNOW IT’S DIRTY

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98783288BE BEAUTIFUL EXTENSIONS
98776953BOHO BOX
98782538COILY CLIPS
98781350DIVORCEAVERSARY
98785025HAIR SLAYER
98784834HIPPIE COWGIRL DREADS
98785085PUT YOUR HAIR TO BED
98776566TRIFORCE EMBROIDERY

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98782100ALL WE DO IS HANDMADE.
98784788AURA
98783980MEEKLY
98785561PAWPRINT
98784813RUGISTAN
98783034RUGSI
98777809TYMELESS FLOORING

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98779377ACE HOCKEY
98782813ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
98782412BABY & ME
98776821BLASTER MAGNETS
98783690BUSY BUNDLE
98784500CHILD INTEREST
98779759CREEPY CRITTERS
98778984CUTIE CUBES
98781056DICE HOCKEY
98782830DIG WORLD
98785079DIVE DEEP – RIDE HIGH – LIVE BOLDLY
98781657DOUGH REIMAGINED
98782971DYNAMIC DUO
98786627HAPPY LION
98780888HE’S OPEN
98779675HIT THE MARK
98783000HUG ‘EM ALL
98777444HYDROSOAKER
98782679INFINITY ACTION TABLE
98781846LET’S DISCUSS…
98779072MINI PETS
98781166OUTSTANDING GOLF
98777581PADDLE PARTY
98784239PEAK PICKLEBALL
98781938PICKLEBALL ANYTIME
98785272PLAY LIKE YOU’RE SPONSORED.
98777604PROFESSIONAL GEAR
98781269SAND PAINTING
98783302SILLY FOAM
98776032THE ADVENTURE PUZZLE
98786210TICKLE MY PICKLE
98779631WILD WHEELS
98777675WISE PEOPLE STILL SEEK HIM

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98785684BAN IT FROM THE PLANET
98784285DTF CENTER
98776111GANGSTERS ONLY
98782355GRID GRAPHICS
98782994MODERN DWELLING UNIT
98781339PERSONALIZE- IT!
98777562SEE YOU OUT HERE
98777670SEE YOU OUT THERE

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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