MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Bonus content! Newly registered marks for the week of 01 October 2024

Note: These marks are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes a list of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

1957
CALM KIT
EXPRESSIVE SCENT
GIRLIE HAVING FUN
HARDLY INNOCENT
INGROWN HAIR CARE DUO [supplemental]
KITSCH
LOTION POP
NIGHT O’CLOCK
POETRY TIME
PREGGIE PASTE [supplemental]
SHINY CAR STUFF
SMART BLEACH
ULTRA CUSTOM HAIR
UNICORN ACADEMY
UPGRADE
VANILLA SEX
VOULEZ-VOUS
WILD TROPICS

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

AND THEN THE WISE ONE SAID, “FUCK THIS SHIT” AND FOUND ANOTHER JOB
CANDLESTOCK
LIGHT THIS CANDLE WHEN YOU NEED TO… CALM THE FUCK DOWN
SIMPLY NESTLED
THE COOL AUNT
WELL AT LEAST YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR A CONE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

AMOUR
DIAMOND CEREMONY
EMOJI – Joins 22 other registered trademarks for the plain text word EMOJI.
GENERAL ACCESSORIES
GIRLIE HAVING FUN
JEWELRY YOU’LL LOVE
KITSCH
OREGON’S FINEST
SHINING LIFE
TALKING CHAINS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

BELIEVE IT’S POSSIBLE
GIRLIE HAVING FUN
GOODNESS WITHIN
MY DADDY IS
NIGHT IN THE WOODS
OREGON’S FINEST
SIGNATURE CARDS
SPARKLE THE FUCK ON
TRAVELER’S ALMANAC [supplemental]
VINTAGE VIBES
YOUR BOYFRIEND

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

ADVENTURE GOODS
FANCYBAG
NIGHT IN THE WOODS
OREGON’S FINEST
RELOGIO – List of goods does not contain clocks or watches.
UNICORN ACADEMY

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

CLOSET BUTLER
EASY POOL STEP
FITS
GIRLIE HAVING FUN
LETTERGLYPH
MADE 4 YOU
RECHARGE
UNICORN ACADEMY

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

1685
AFFIRMATION BOTTLES
BEAUTIFUL FIGHTER
BITCH I’M THE SECRET INGREDIENT
FITS
GIRLIE HAVING FUN
KITSCH
KNOTTY BRUSH
M.A.D.
NIGHT IN THE WOODS
OREGON’S FINEST
SPARKLE THE FUCK ON
UNICORN ACADEMY

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

KITSCH
THREE-SIDED ZIPPER [supplemental]
UNICORN ACADEMY
WRAP YOUR BABY IN PRAYER

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

BITCHCRAFT
BYE BYE KNOTS
KITSCH
MORE BEAUTIFUL

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

No marks this week felt significant for crafters & makers in this class.

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

DINGLE DANGLE
I LOVE YOU PLUSHIES
YOUR BOYFRIEND

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

BITCHCRAFT

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
[Supplemental] = The mark is registered on the Supplemental Register, which has far fewer protections than a full Principal trademark. Learn more.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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