MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: September 15 – September 21, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98752494ANTHEM
98757183BEAUTY AND BALANCE
98756927BEST OF BETTER
98755579BETTER THAN CLEAN
98755510BODY BUFF
98755513BODY JAM
98753557BODY MILK
98753811BUZZ
98761956CHAMPAGNE BLAZE
98758429CHARLEMAGNE
98757556DESIGNED FOR MOVEMENT
98757203DINGLE BELLS
98755294DINING SOLO
98757197DUMPKIN SPICE
98758689EMPOWER GLOW
98759450ETHEREAL EYES
98753991FOR HER
98753472GAME SET MATCH
98755554GLOW GIRL
98756018GLOW UP
98756417GOLDEN CHILD
98755904HAIR SO FAB
98757601HEALTHY SKIN IS TIMELESS
98754538LAUNDRY DOTS
98758817LIFE IS SHIT
98751848LIP MELT
98758229LOLLIPOPS & GUMDROPS
98756980MANFRESH
98755629MANODORANT
98762266MIGHTY GIRL
98760396NAILED
98759262NO TIME TO SHOWER
98752372NOTEWORTHY
98754435PARTY OF ONE
98758344POPS
98753692POTTY BUDDY
98758595PUFFER GLOSS
98755044PURE NATURE
98762195SHINY OBJECTS
98759577SKINSCREEN
98759887SOFTSUDS
98755449SUGAR MAMA
98753039TALLOW GLOW
98757667WORLD’S FIRST 3D PRINTED LASHES

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98757865ABOUT FUCKING TIME
98754935BULLDOG FARTS
98753217BURNING
98752361GUILTY PLEASURE
98752058HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A HALF HUNDRED
98758229LOLLIPOPS & GUMDROPS
98757057MINDSET
98760125SMELLS LIKE SHE’S WRITING A BESTSELLER
98759964UNAPOLOGETICALLY CRUNCHY
98755927WHAT THE FUCCULENT?! FOR WHEN LIFE CAN SUCC IT.

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98753264ACTIVE DUTY
98756590AIRWAVE
98761681BIFOCAL MIRROR
98761838DARKEST DUNGEON
98756903FREE THE MUSIC
98757073LIFELONG
98757239LOVEBIRD
98754780QR CODE GENERATOR
98761494THE DUCHESS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98754150AWFUL OCTOPUS
98757082BIRB
98755007CHARM BLING
98751814CHILDLESS CAT LADY
98758134DIAMOND MONSTER
98758491GOLD PASSPORT
98761725HE WOULD LOVE FIRST
98757155HOPE RINGS
98753225I BET ON ME
98756692PEARLIE
98757163PROJECT HOPE RINGS
98760065RIDING NAKED
98758972SIMPLY ONE OF A KIND
98762215STILL KICKING
98760929STONED MAIDEN
98755225THE PRESENT
98760495WE.
98759120WITH YOU
98759539WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98760036…FOR DUMMIES
98761220ADVANTAGE
98755778AFFIRMATIONS FOR A BADASS
98752781BEYOND THE GATE
98752393BUBBLE STICKERS
98756754BURN BRIGHT, NOT OUT
98719543BUSY BOOK
98751814CHILDLESS CAT LADY
98757004CONCERTS REMEMBERED
98752982CONVERSATIONS WORTH HAVING
98761198DEER SEASON NEVER ENDS
98758632ELEVATE EVERY DAY
98758706ENDLESS URGENCY
98753839FIGHT FOR THE LIGHT
98760154FOR THE GIRLS, GAYS, AND THEYS
98758796FOR THE LIGHT THAT STANDS IN THE WAY OF THE DARKNESS
98752807FU*KYOURINTUITION
98752787FUCKYOURINTUITION
98753074GOOD ENERGY
98758896GOOD PAINTER
98756481GOT LABELS?
98757735IDEAL HOME GOODS
98755116IMPORTANT FLOWERS
98754651JEWEL PAPER BAGS
98756963LITTLE BLOSSOMS
98751828LOVE GIVE PEOPLE STRENGTH TO PERSEVERE AND GROW
98757239LOVEBIRD
98762053MAGNUM
98752835MEET ME AT THE WELL
98762028MIRAGE
98756603NO ONE IS SELF MADE
98757490POP MANGA
98760937READY, SET, PAINT
98753629ROAR
98757796SACRED MOTHERS & GODDESSES
98761899SCOUT
98756451SORRY BUT YOUR CHILDHOOD HAS EXPIRED
98752813YOU ARE EVERYTHING YOU NEED
98752207YOU CAN’T DO NEXT LEVEL SHIT WITH BASIC PEOPLE
98757313YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE BLOOMING TO BE GROWING
98752410YOU, WELL

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98755278*
98755965BEACH DUDES
98757980CALIFORNIA RIZZ
98757556DESIGNED FOR MOVEMENT
98753839FIGHT FOR THE LIGHT
98753225I BET ON ME
98755116IMPORTANT FLOWERS
98752515THE PIRATE QUEEN
98756645TOMETOTES
98759964UNAPOLOGETICALLY CRUNCHY
98760146WORTHWHILE BAGGAGE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

987531374-EVER
98757931ANYWHERE COUCH
98754715BATHTUB     – Goods: cooktops, ovens, and wine fridges.
98754712BATHTUB KING
98755965BEACH DUDES
98754705COOKTOP     – Goods: bathtubs, sinks, showers, faucets, mirrors.
98760734DESIGNED TO WORK BUILT TO LAST
98753204DICKTATERS
98754406DO YOU LIKE RAINBOW STUFF?
98757300EVERY VIEW MIRROR
98756954FOR EVERY BUMP ON THE JOURNEY
98758352FRAME MY WAY
98756994GIFTED GENIUS
98754659LET HER SLEEP
98756963LITTLE BLOSSOMS
98760162MEASURED
98752286MIDSUMMER FAIRYTALES
98754383NEW YARD
98753049OUR PILLOW
98758139SAFETY FIRST BABY
98760656WORK SMARTER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98761066#SOCCERING
98754677[HACK]
9876141550/50 CLUB
98761045APRES FUTBOL
98755965BEACH DUDES
98751621COSY ERA
98751917CRAZY ICE
98759003FACTS OVER FEELINGS
98759699FLIPS
98752807FU*KYOURINTUITION
98752787FUCKYOURINTUITION
98758986GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT …
98761279GRILL STRIPPER
98753225I BET ON ME
98757887IN MY ENGAGED ERA
98752062IN MY PREGNANT ERA
98758623KISS & CRY
98756963LITTLE BLOSSOMS
98756362MADE FOR MAMA SHOP
98752286MIDSUMMER FAIRYTALES
98758242MR NICE
98752069MY COFFEE TIME
98758180NAKED CHEF
98756603NO ONE IS SELF MADE
98760834ONLYNURSES
98761513PHOENIX
98757975SALIVA
98761283SHAKE AND STIR
98755390SIP-SIP HOORAY!
98755309STEMMING FROM
98752515THE PIRATE QUEEN
98758528WORK SOFT, PLAY SOFT
98752813YOU ARE EVERYTHING YOU NEED
98752207YOU CAN’T DO NEXT LEVEL SHIT WITH BASIC PEOPLE

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98759717AMERICAN LIVES MATTER
98761785BABY BLUNTS
98754072MR.GIRL
98754189PERFECTLY-PLUSH
98756536PRISTINE MOMENTS
98753614RESPECT MY MISTAKE
98751965SMART TOWEL X
98753045STUDY HALL
98754825THE CHAIR BLANKET

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98761066#SOCCERING
9876141550/50 CLUB
9875915360 MINUTES OF PLAY TIME
98756608A BONER DOES NOT MEAN CONSENT!
98760741AMBITIOUS-ISH
98761045APRES FUTBOL
98757816ATLANTA MADE
98754060AUSTIN VIBE
98755965BEACH DUDES
98751755BELLE OF THE BALL
98754790BEYOUTIFUL
98752887BIG DECKS
98759188BLACK TO THE FUTURE
98757980CALIFORNIA RIZZ
98760492CHICA BONITA
98751814CHILDLESS CAT LADY
98758494COME FOR THE HONK, STAY FOR THE TONK. WHAT TIME WE TONKIN?
98753542CURVY. CONFIDENT. CLASSY.
98761838DARKEST DUNGEON
98761198DEER SEASON NEVER ENDS
98754565DNKALICIOUS
98753386DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE NO FEAR NO REGRETS
98755742DRILL BABY DRILL
98761795EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
98759347F*UGLY
98753839FIGHT FOR THE LIGHT
98759511FIND YOUR RYTHM
98754388FOR FERAL BABES
98761606FOR THE GIRLS
98752807FU*KYOURINTUITION
98752787FUCKYOURINTUITION
98759898GET BUSY LIVING
98756101GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
98759670GLAM AND GRIME
98759706GLAM&GRIME
98758986GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT …
98756407GOODNIGHT FORT WORTH
98756404GOODNIGHT VEGAS
98752634HAVE A NIGHT
98753946HELLA FRESH
98753225I BET ON ME
98756475I ONLY PLAY ONE TIME A YEAR
98756937I PICK, YOU EAT
98758202IT FUCKS
98759085KEEP IT SIMPLE
98761474LOVE & PICKLEBALL
98756121MAKE PUSSY EXPENSIVE AGAIN
98754772MERMAID CHUPACABRA
98756532MIMI & ME
98761271MOMMIES AGAINST COMMIES
98756659NO BAD VIBES
98756603NO ONE IS SELF MADE
98761525NOTHING LIKE IT…
98752233OUR DESTINY CHOOSES US
98752590POE
98754064SALTWATER SAVAGES
98755360SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS
98752399SING YOUR SONG AS WE FIX OUR NATION’S BROKEN HEART
98752855STUDY HALL
98756298TAKE MORE SICK DAYS
98761494THE DUCHESS
98752515THE PIRATE QUEEN
98759964UNAPOLOGETICALLY CRUNCHY
98752692VENTURE VIBES
98751773WANDER THE WATER
98758528WORK SOFT, PLAY SOFT
98752813YOU ARE EVERYTHING YOU NEED
98752207YOU CAN’T DO NEXT LEVEL SHIT WITH BASIC PEOPLE
98757313YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE BLOOMING TO BE GROWING

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98757980CALIFORNIA RIZZ
98758559CHARMED HAIR
98756639CROCHETPALS
98758472FASHION HERO
98753839FIGHT FOR THE LIGHT
98755904HAIR SO FAB
98752286MIDSUMMER FAIRYTALES
98759200SALT
98759714STYLELIFE
98752804WIGCHIC

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98759245ALL WE DO IS HAND KNOTTED.
98761931FLOORHUG
98755386GET THE JOB COVERED
98756538HOMECOZY
98753908TOXIC HOME
98760050YOLIFE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98754677[HACK]
98760799A SMOL DELIGHT
98757123BABIES & CUTIES
98757008BUBBLES OF FUN
98758988CARING FUN ANIMAL FARM
98758621CLUB CAGE
98756344CONEY ISLAND TOSS
98761838DARKEST DUNGEON
98751721ELEMENT OF FUN
98751802FALL VIBES
98761226GOLF ERA
98752602POE
98759716POP-UP PLUSH
98752515THE PIRATE QUEEN
98759539WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98753561BADASS DRUM DECALS
98752393BUBBLE STICKERS

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

Want to help keep TradeSnark going? Donations are always welcome through PayPal or Ko-Fi!

 

Oh, hello there! Would you like an email? 📬

Sign up to receive a notification every time there's a new TradeSnark post. No spam, no ads, no other claptrap. Just an email when there's hot & fresh TradeSnark!

(Note: in order to keep this service free for as long as possible, I will regularly remove subscribers who don't open or read the emails.)