MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: July 7 – July 13, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98639113ANTI-MATTER
98641725ASTROGLOSS
98641723BALMY WEATHER
98639398BEAUTY BASICS
98636382BETTER INGREDIENTS FOR A BETTER WORLD.
98645288BOUND
98636966BUCK WILD
98641210COTTON BUBBLE
98639117DARK MATTER
98643954DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS
98639782DO YOUR OWN LASHES
98639770DYO LASHES
98642288EAU F*CK
98641674GRIT AND GLORY
98637646HEMP WELLNESS
98645167IT’S FACE TIME
98636157LASH INJECTION
98646511LIFEGUARD
98644421MEMORY PLANNER
98643166MIRACLE MOIST
98645153MR. MOIST MAN
98641667NARCISSIST
98641359NATURE’S AURA
98638376POLYGLAMOROUS
98639383RICH ALL-OVER BUTTER
98644375SINGLE LIFE
98638824SOMETHING ABOUT HER
98646273SPASOAP
98645914SUGAR RUSH
98638904TOTAL PACKAGE SERUM

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98639939BEAUTIFUL
98642288EAU F*CK
98639196FLICKER + FLAME
98641757SHABBY CHIC
98638824SOMETHING ABOUT HER
98636775THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98637843EASY NOTES
98637845EASYNOTES
98639228GNOME
98643936INFINITY
98637199INTENT
98639543MAKE IT HAPPEN
98642544PDF EDITOR ,PDF BOOK READER
98645931WATCH ME
98640667WE’RE MORE SCARED THAN YOU ARE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98639606ADVENTUROUS PIONEER
98637665AN ORDINARY DAY
98638819BEAD ME DADDY
98639823BLESSING TO BRIDE
98637607BLOOMING BLISS
98644756BOUJEE ICE
98643115BRACELETS THAT GIVE BACK
98639334DIAMOND MARRIAGE SYMBOL
98645421DO IT LIKE A LADY
98642288EAU F*CK
98644505FOREVER STARTS HERE
98637271GIRL BE BRAVE
98637434HOMER
98636808LEGACY BODY ART
98643924LOCKED HEARTS
98645216LUV ME LOV
98645229LUV ME LUV
98642094SHE SAID YES
98642162SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND
98641810STONE FRUIT
98641558THE FUTURE IS NOW
98644513THINK INSIDE THE BOX
98637175UNICORN ACADEMY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98638369ARTPNT
98638740BABY BAMA
98638676BABY BUCKEYE
98638627BABY CRIMSON TIDE
98638633BABY DUCK
98638717BABY FIGHTING IRISH
98638636BABY GATOR
98638665BABY IRISH
98638656BABY LONGHORN
98638644BABY WOLVERINE – Same applicant for all of these.
98639939BEAUTIFUL
98638715CAMP CRYPTID
98642347DEAD FOREVER
98638546ETC., ETC., ETC.,
98639622GOOD & EVIL
98646533GORGON
98639545HALFWAY TO 80
98641045LET ME
98643523LET THEM
98646548LET’S GET ROWDY
98646655LEVEL UP
98637564LIFE IS A VIBE
98641925MAGIC LABELS
98646516MY BEST ME JOURNAL
98636687PLEASE BE PATIENT STUDENT DRIVER
98644080REMEMBER TO BREATHE
98638436RIDE NAKED
98638761ROLL TIDE BABY
98636302TASK NINJA
98645683THE WEDDING SCROLL
98644265WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98639939BEAUTIFUL
98643810CHARGE ON THE GO
98642324FASHION PETS
98645010GLAM CANES
98641045LET ME
98643523LET THEM
98643924LOCKED HEARTS
98638396LONGING TO BUY
98640264SEND IT
98638824SOMETHING ABOUT HER
98637748STORIED LIFE
98640465THE SECRET PILLOW

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98643766ADJUSTABLE HEADBOARD
98643503AUSPICIOUS
98645465BACK SLEEPER
98645485BACK SLEEPER PILLOW
98645473BACK SLEEPING
98639939BEAUTIFUL
98638532BEAUTY SLEEP
98641235BED FRAME
98641334BEIGE BED
98641223BLACK BED
98641380COOLING GEL
98639425CORDUROY
98643805DARK GREY
98643545FULL BED
98641268GEL FOAM
98644447JUST ONE SACK
98643613KING BED
98646529LADDER CLAMP
98643787LIGHT GREY
98636876LIVE WITH PET
98641437MEDIUM FIRM
98638090NEWBORN ESSENTIAL
98643338PILLOW PALS
98641212PINK BED
98640713PROTECT YOUR DECK
98643580QUEEN BED
98636558SIMPLY BUILT
98643567SIZE MATTRESS
98640465THE SECRET PILLOW

I can’t believe how many things I made bold in this section. Most of the applicants are individuals in China.

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98637772AQUA FLOW
98646476BE A LADY, NOT A LUSH
98639939BEAUTIFUL
98638715CAMP CRYPTID
98637742COOL VYBES
98639337CRAFTED CONTAINERS
98636576DRINK ALL THE GOOD
98642288EAU F*CK
98644558EMBRACING MY FIFTIES
98639634FEARLESS HOSTESS
98641826FIBROLIFE
98640408FROTH WHIP
98642855FULL WHIP
98641474GOOD LITTLE GARDEN
98640830HOME ROOM HEROES
98636448HOMESTYLE
98641045LET ME
98643523LET THEM
98638800MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN (MAOA)
98646294MINDFUL MEALTIME
98640453PLANT PAPA
98638376POLYGLAMOROUS
98645914SUGAR RUSH
98645020SUN NINJA

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98639939BEAUTIFUL
98638532BEAUTY SLEEP
98643713COOL FOAM
98642288EAU F*CK
98641045LET ME
98643523LET THEM
98638800MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN (MAOA)
98643338PILLOW PALS
98645575READY TO REST
98646549SAVE YOUR TEARS FOR YOUR PILLOW
98639262SMART BAMBOO
98645020SUN NINJA
98638868WEAR A LITTLE LOVE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98643654ALPHA
98644576ART IS DANGEROUS
98640576BACK IN THE GAME
98635777BAT WING
98646476BE A LADY, NOT A LUSH
98639939BEAUTIFUL
98641347BOOK IT!
98638715CAMP CRYPTID
98646412CANNABIS GROWERS UNION
98641225CELSIUS VIBE
98637361COASTIE
98645282COFFEE CUTIES
98636044COFFIN CREW
98644194CREW LOVE
98641033DAINTY DREAMER
98642347DEAD FOREVER
98637237DELICATESSEN
98645421DO IT LIKE A LADY
98642896DON’T DIS THE ABILITY
98642288EAU F*CK
98644558EMBRACING MY FIFTIES
98638546ETC., ETC., ETC.,
98638185FAITH  FAMILY  FARMING
98636092FAITH*FAMILY*FOOTBALL
98639634FEARLESS HOSTESS
98644775FEELIN’ FROGGY
98636824FIGHTING MOM’S     [sic]
98638729FROG BUDDIES
98637001GOLFIN’ DAD
98640097GOT HUEVOS
98640113GOT HUEVOS?
98645773HAPPY HOOKERS
98645735HAPPY HOOKERS FISHING
98645235HAPPY MOTHERS YEAR
98646212HAPPY WEINER
98642126HE GOT GAME
98636101HOT FOR TEACHER
98635918HUG YOUR DADDY
98640616I EAT NO FOR BREAKFAST
98636744I STRIP FOR FISH
98638515LADY TECHSTERS
98646616LADY WARRIOR
98641045LET ME
98643523LET THEM
98645668LIVE SLOW DIE OLD
98643374MADE BY MOTHER
98641267MAGGA
98638800MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN (MAOA)
98637932MAYBE TOMORROW YOU CAN EARN THE TIT
98638521MOTHER GOLFER
98643311NO LAW FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER
98646138NO MORE LAST DAYS
98636893NOISE
98641183OPEN MINDED
98646015PANHANDLE PRINCESS
98642210PEACE LOVE BOOBIES
98643338PILLOW PALS
98644080REMEMBER TO BREATHE
98638436RIDE NAKED
98641296ROWDY COWGIRL
98638599SEXY SOCKS
98646629SHOULDA MADE BETTER DECISIONS
98641553SIT ON IT
98646781SOBER LIFE
98635873SOCKS WITH PURPOSE
98638824SOMETHING ABOUT HER
98645020SUN NINJA
98639623SWEAT HAPPENS
98640924TATTOOED NERD
98636775THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES
98641433TIME TO LIME
98641992TRANSSEXUAL JESUS
98637225TURF CAPS
98646509WEIRD BITS
98646254WHAT’S YOUR VIBE?
98646643WHITE TRASH SUPERSTAR

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98636041EMOTIONAL CROCHET
98643786MOMMY AND ME
98638376POLYGLAMOROUS

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98639939BEAUTIFUL
98638532BEAUTY SLEEP
98639618BLACK FLAG
98646698EARLY BIRD
98646680HAPPY HOUR
98646686NIGHT OWL
98644238NOT YOUR GRANDMAS WALLPAPER
98644234ONE WALL CAN CHANGE IT ALL
98646690SCREEN DOOR
98645020SUN NINJA
98646696SUNDAY BRUNCH

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98636940BLAME THE DOG!
98640999CRYPTID CAMP
98644842DOUGH PEOPLE
98642070HOW CAN MANKIND BE SO ARROGANT, TO THINK WE ARE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE.
98636007HUGGABLE HENS
98636206LET’S HUNT
98638521MOTHER GOLFER
98641138NOTTINGHAM FOREST
98637092OATH
98640665POSITIVE PENGUIN
98636254QUACKY DUCKY
98637657START WHERE YOU ARE
98645557WHAT WOULD JESUS DO

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98646676BRANDED OFFICE FURNITURE
98644322DIGIWRAP
98639476HELPFUL FOLKS

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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