We had 783 newly registered trademarks in class 025, and I feel like I curated, like, half of them. On the flip side, there were 444 cancellations and 181 abandoned applications!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

ADIOS COWBOY
AIN’T THAT RICH
ALMOST OFFICIAL – I thought this would be a pre-wedding design, but no!
AVADA KEDAVRA – Owner: Warner Bros. But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
BEACHY KEEN
BEYOND SOBER
BLACK RABBIT – Makes me think of Watership Down.
BOBCAT – The industrial vehicle company.
CACTUS BOY – He’s even harder to hug than Edward Scissorhands.
DADDY SAID – Goods: “shirts not for babies.”
FIND YOUR WAY OUTDOORS
FOOTBALL IS SEXY – Depends on which one.
GODLY
HAUTE GIRL – Different owner than the next “haute” mark.
HAUTE SAUCE – Do they think it’s pronounced “hot”? Or are they selling oat sauce?
HEALTHYISH
HOT PANTS – List of goods does not contain hot pants, nor any other bottoms.
IVF MAMA
JUST HUSTLE – As always, I loathe the hustle.
LAUGH NOW DIE LATER – Sounds like a common thing we call “life.”
LEAGUE OF MY OWN
LITTLE DAISY – They’re so friendly. Don’t you think daisies are the friendliest flower?
LIVE RUGGED – I’ll pass. I’m definitely an indoor cat.
LONDON BRIDGE
LOWKEY – I think the kids today also say “high key,” but nowhere near as much.
MISTLETOASTED
MODESTLY ARROGANT – This is like a single drop of poop in a stew: it makes it poop stew. You’re just arrogant.
MONEY BABY
OPEN ALL NITE
PEACEFUL ASSEMBLY
RAWDOG – Gross. Also, both specimens are totally ornamental.
REAL SANTAS WEAR BROWN – Today I learned!
RISK & REWARD
SEE THE GOOD – You don’t need to do the good or be the good. Just … see it.
SHARE A PRAYER – Don’t share a prayer for me now. Save it ’til the morning after.
SILLY TURTLE
SIMPLE…GOD’S WORK!
SPIKE LIKE A GIRL – Owner of several other X LIKE A GIRL marks.
STREET GRANDMA – I’d rather roll with the “toddler grandma” aesthetic.
TALK HEATHEN – I do. Every single day.
TAROT – Hopefully they don’t go on a takedown spree of every tarot card shirt out there. 🤞
THASSIT
TOP DAD’S ASSOCIATION [sic] – Apparently, top dads use the greengrocer’s apostrophe.
WHERE THE OCEAN MEETS THE SANDS – A thing that only happens in Port Royal, I guess.
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA – Same comments as with AVADA KEDAVRA.

In addition, there are at least a dozen illustrated marks that include a heartbeat/EKG line, with an object in the middle. I’m showing a couple of examples here; in order to see them all, visit the Trademark Search page and paste in the following: ON:”parker alexander s”

PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

FULL OF AWESOMESAUCE
I USED ALL OF MY NICE TODAY

PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK

None this week!

PART 1-D: THE WEIRDEST MARK OF THE WEEK FROM AN OVERSEAS APPLICANT

SINIFER – Makes me think of a Jennifer I know, but she’s going HAM with the sinning.

PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

ABSOLUTELY!
AMEN * [removed from spreadsheet]
AUS
BAE BEST AUNT EVER * [removed from spreadsheet]
BAKED POTATOES
BLUE LIFE
EXPECT ANYTHING, SURPRISED BY NOTHING
GENUINE VALENTINE
GODSHIP
GRIT UP!
GULF COAST GIRLS
HONOR YOUR TRUTH
HOOLIGAN LYFE
I AM CIVILIZED
I AM VERY BUSY.
I CAN MELT MY GRANDPA’S HEART WHAT’S YOUR SUPERPOWER?
I CHASE TAIL
I’M CUTE MOM’S HOT DAD’S LUCKY
LEAVE A BETTER FOOTPRINT
LIBERATE YOURSELF
LIVE IS BETTER
MINE FOREVER
NOICE!
PERSONALIZED GIFTS
PINATA
POP FIZZ CLINK * [removed from spreadsheet]
POWERED BY HUSTLE & MUSCLE
PUMP THE BUMP
ROCKET MAN
RUSTIC EARTH
SEX SYMBOL * [removed from spreadsheet]
TREE GANG
UNDER PRESSURE

PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

Editor’s note: the world is really a sadder place without a JUSSY PUICE trademark. 🤮

[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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