This week’s big numbers: 583 new registrations, 419 cancellations, and 145 abandoned applications in class 025. We had no new X LIFE marks this week, so the counter resets to zero!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
ADRIFT AGAIN
ANGRY PECKER – It appears to be a rum.
BABY DJ – How will they even reach the turntables? Or put their speakers up on those tall poles?
CATCH A VIBE
CROWGIRL – Feels like more of a shifter romance character than a brand.
DEAD PECKER – Unsurprisingly, same owner as ANGRY PECKER. Will they go for three?
FLORENCE – Sorry, all you Florences out there.
FUCK DEPRESSION FIGHT DEPRESSION FIGHT ANXIETY
GAMBLERS
GETTING MONEY DAILY – A rare event that we call “working a job.”
GOOD POSTURE
HATCHET
HELLO DAY
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CEREAL – And that’s saying something, cereal is delish!
JOB – Unsure if this is the biblical name or the drudgery we all have to deal with to get money daily.
KEEP YOUR HEART WILDER THAN WILD
KINDNESS IS NEVER LOST IN TRANSLATION
LIFE IS HOODIE. – My working from home wardrobe agrees.
LITTLE SASSHOLE – Same owner as plain SASSHOLE.
LIVE BOLD
LOVE IS – Great cause, but the specimens mainly show LOVE IS UNINTERRUPTED.
LOVE THY PLANTS
MIDWEST NICE – Is this similar to Seattle’s passive-aggressive politeness?
MOVER
MS. SAN DEE CLAUS – Their specimens are puzzling. And unattractive to my eye.
NO PATIENTS
RED HOT PECKER – Awww yeah, a pecker trifecta! Same owner as the others.
RUGGEDLY AUTHENTIC
SICK SIXTEEN – For those punks who don’t want to be sweet?
SLEEPY PEACH
SPIRITUALLY FABULOUS
THIN BLUE LINE – I feel like this is going to affect a LOT of people.
THIRSTY UNIVERSITY
UNFIT FOR PUBLIC
WHOA BABY! – They get +100 points for the correct spelling of “whoa.”
YOU MAD BECAUSE I’M BLESSED? TAKE IT UP WITH GOD!
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
MORAL ABYSS OF A GODLESS AMERICA – Well that’s a happy and cheery slogan!
PREFERRED
SURF HIPPY
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
GROW YOUR HEART 3 SIZES – Owner: Dr. Seuss Enterprises.
LONG TRAIL
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
#1 IN THE #2 BUSINESS
#NOFUCHSGIVEN
BLACK GIRLS ARE LIT.
CHOOSE WHIMSY
CHRIST ANCHOR
CRASHING
CYCLE GANG
DAMN SANTA
DEEP UP IN IT
DIRTBALL
GISA GOD IS SO AWESOME
HELLO FRIDAY
HERE’S TO YOU AND YOUR STORY!
HOOD RICH
I DIG THE BEACH
I LIVE LIVE ILL
IN ARTISTS WE TRUST
IRONBABY
IT’S NOT A HAIRSTYLE, IT’S A LIFESTYLE
KARMA FOR A CURE
LOLLIPOP
MEMORABLE
NAH FAM
NOT TODAY * [removed from spreadsheet]
NOTHING TO PROVE
RISE TO GREATNESS
ROGUE OP
SALTY SUGAR
SHOOT FROM THE HEART
SOUTHERN BORN & BRED
SWAGGY
THINK BIG
TRUNK LIFE
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead!
| 97054962 | #STAYMAD |
| 97516915 | A WOKE DISTRACTION |
| 90886125 | AGREEABLE GRAY |
| 90332937 | ALWAYS RISE FOR FREEDOM |
| 97241497 | ASS BOYS |
| 97513552 | BOINK |
| 97512892 | BOISTEROUS |
| 97346313 | BOSS MODE |
| 97611899 | BREAK TIME |
| 90610434 | COOKIE CARTEL |
| 97511931 | CORE GENIUS |
| 97233097 | CREATOR OF ALL GOOD THINGS |
| 97409309 | DETROIT LOVE |
| 98083897 | DON’T WANT DRAMA BUT WILL ACCEPT TEA |
| 97734424 | FEMALES U CAN’T TRUST |
| 97247123 | FITNESS OVER SICKNESS |
| 97342693 | FREE YOUR BALLS |
| 90700447 | GAS GANG |
| 97535904 | GOT GUILT? |
| 88766263 | HAPPY GO LUCKY |
| 90079205 | HEY HUMAN |
| 90136013 | I AM SPARKLY, AND I AM POWERFUL |
| 97213956 | I LOVE THIS I LOVE THAT |
| 97518305 | IDG |
| 97140007 | IM YOUR ALLY |
| 90048668 | JUST A FRIEND |
| 88754923 | KINDNESS GOODNESS BENEVOLENCE |
| 97615634 | KING BOSS |
| 90680845 | NEVER DOUBT THE IMPOSSIBLE |
| 88577743 | PARDON MY GLO’ |
| 97514811 | PRACTICE POSITIVITY |
| 97512037 | SET THE WORLD ON FIRE…JUST BY BEING YOU |
| 97247441 | SURFIN |
| 97205427 | TALL DRINK OF WATER |
| 97222918 | TAX THE WOKE |
| 97812014 | TRADEMARK FACTORY |
| 90873225 | UGLY SWEATBAND |
| 97245053 | WAY TOO WIFEY |
| 97470545 | WELL-READ KID |
| 97242132 | WILL WORK FOR CHANGE |
| 97156535 | WORK HARD LOVE HARDER PRAY THE HARDEST |
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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